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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3roU23gs3s

I loved the first 2 seasons but the opening music always made me feel like someone dropped a silent fart in my bedroom and its been stinking up my room for 4 hours.

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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Another vote for Star Trek Enterprise. What an abomination.

Peddle2thaMetal
Apr 17, 2012

ooooooooo yeaaaahhh
Two and a half men

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
My Kitchen Rules Australia

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
steven universe's opening is about as bad as the rest of the show

take my life... please!
May 31, 2006

We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

caligulamprey posted:

The public domain song they used for the DVD release of Married... With Children is upsetting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xad-StH-7BY
My ears were actively disturbed.

BillmasterCozb posted:

steven universe's opening is about as bad as the rest of the show
It's really cute the very first time.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax
60 minutes

it's literally not even a song

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

Peddle2thaMetal posted:

Two and a half men

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Perfect Strangers theme

https://youtu.be/8vbnLYROCj8

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

SneekieBinder posted:

The theme song for the 90s America's Funniest Home Videos was terrible.

"Red, white and bluuuuuue,
the funniest things you dooooooo,
America,
America,
this is yooooooooou."

has anybody ever set that to clips of operation iraqi freedom??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0Lng3mhL4

^ this also is definitely not the worst theme ever, in fact its prob top 10 imho

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Sep 29, 2016

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH3fCIoOs8

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

firefly or maybe castle kids

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

one word: autotune

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

maybe castle kids

You shut your goddamned mouth. Castle Kids is a national treasure

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

What about that theme song for Community where its got those super abrasive snares and a woman singing like, the back half of a melody so you don't even get a good jam. And the snares are like PSHHHH PSHHHH PSHHHHH

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Small Wonder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw

--or--

Out of this World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BuSUH4vt_I

No loving contest

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
Kevin Sorbo's Andromeda. Think electric bagpipes.

https://youtu.be/sbhxKrBe0AA

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

food court bailiff posted:

Normally, these types of threads are a discussion - everyone comes in and says that X or Y is the worst, whatever. This is not a discussion, this is a thesis:

The worst TV show theme song is "I Know You Know" for the show Psych.

Consider:
-The song is performed by the show's producer's vanity band "The Friendly Indians"
-It is annoyingly catchy without any substance
-It yells PSYCH! in the last line in a really jarring way because that's the name of the show, do you get it??
-Every season they get the idea to cutesy it up with varyingly awful results, from a cover with a bunch of extraneous sleigh bells for Christmas to another one sung in piss-poor first-year Spanish and apparently recorded in a broom closet
-The show is actually decent for goofy syndicated trash, making it all the more tragic

The evidence is all there.

There isn't anything about Psych that isn't awesome, so this is all bullshit. The changes in theme due to episode content make it more awesome actually.

I pick "Step by Step"

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Robokomodo posted:

There isn't anything about Psych that isn't awesome, so this is all bullshit. The changes in theme due to episode content make it more awesome actually.

Counterpoint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbjFOOAA7Bo

e: You're totally right about the show being awesome though.

Rockman Reserve fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Sep 29, 2016

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

YeahTubaMike posted:

i don't even like anime, but i do enjoy the cowboy bebop opening and ending themes

YeahTubaMike posted:

i don't even like anime, but i do enjoy the cowboy bebop opening and ending themes

Same for me, but Samurai Champloo.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

I prefer that poo poo to that awful Carrie Underwood Sunday Night Football theme

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Mama's Family is the worst loving earworm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIxeTNyCmLE

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Tangentially related, I think the Pokemon theme song is good. It's pure 80's-style buttrock on a show that came out in like 97, and it starts a little weird in that minor key before building in intensity to the point where a grown man is nearly screaming about cartoon dogs and poo poo.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

SneekieBinder posted:

The theme song for the 90s America's Funniest Home Videos was terrible.

"Red, white and bluuuuuue,
the funniest things you dooooooo,
America,
America,
this is yooooooooou."

There was an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt where they ask her roommate to sing the national anthem and he sings that by accident.


This is actually a Frank Sinatra song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nWKXU0ApF08

Also I thought the girl from Out of this World was Kristen Bell for a really long time.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

It's actually a Bing Crosby song and it sucks dicks

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

I prefer that poo poo to that awful Carrie Underwood Sunday Night Football theme

I think its worse though because the man singing is a rapist.

wynter necr0
Sep 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

I think its worse though because the man singing is a rapist.

Bernie Sanders does a cover of this song?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



luv 2 date boys posted:

Almost every bullet point u list seems to backhanded praise this song so it may not be worst since u like it?

Stockholm syndrome

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

No, he said "worst." This billboard top 5 charting song, which beautifully merges metaphors that work for both being in love for the first time and being a reluctant superhero. is easily the best.
loving ever. Easily.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

wynter necr0 posted:

Bernie Sanders does a cover of this song?

sneaky dare? If I had platinum I would report you.

wynter necr0
Sep 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

sneaky dare? If I had platinum I would report you.

So any new account that talks about the r-word and Bernie is Dare now? Oh please go pick someone else's bone.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Kosher Pickup Line posted:

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

one word: autotune

Yeah, but the theme of the show is "the future is now, and it is awful" so I think they achieved what they were trying to convey : Autotuning quotes is now ubiquitous, and it is jarring

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe6hz84_fgU

client
Aug 19, 2010

the aqua teen hunger force theme song is probably one of the worst, but this is definitely the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwAG-DnWhiY

it's so spooky

my wheelhouse
Nov 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

- No lyrics.
- Makes my dog bark (think there's a high pitch whistle in there somewhere)
- Sounds like a Windows OS intro.
- Too loud and makes the drums all echoey.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

wynter necr0 posted:

So any new account that talks about the r-word and Bernie is Dare now? Oh please go pick someone else's bone.

I know you dare, I've been inside your head.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

my wheelhouse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8

- No lyrics.
- Makes my dog bark (think there's a high pitch whistle in there somewhere)
- Sounds like a Windows OS intro.
- Too loud and makes the drums all echoey.
But it pairs so well with Tubular Bells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

wynter necr0
Sep 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

I know you dare, I've been inside your head.

Every goon is in inside dare's prodromal schizophrenic head. Lowtax posted his manifesto on Twitter.

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CatMotherMilfLover
Aug 3, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzdV0gJS3U

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