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I'm not sure that living with a cat, who will wreck your furniture, poo poo in a sandbox you have to keep indoors, and puke on the carpet pretty much all the time, would actually be preferable to living with his wife, who presumably does one out of those three things at most
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cats wrecking your furniture is the #1 sign that you aren't capable of being a cat owner. a scratching post costs like $20. you'd pay more for all the pillows you'd have to replace after you get home and find out Buster the Dog tore up everything the people who argue that dogs are better than cats are typically the people who will buy hundreds of lovely dog toys for their yard, but will buy literally nothing for a cat and then complain that it gets bored and starts knocking poo poo off their shelves. also I'm not sure how having to search your yard for dogshit like a WW2 soldier would scan a minefield is any better than having a box that I can just dump in the trash and refill without thinking about it barnold fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 1, 2016 |
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Oct 1, 2016 18:13
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loquacius posted:
Take it to the grave. If she doesn't know and you won't do it again, there's no reason to tell her other than to make yourself feel better and do you really want to break her heart for that? Or tell her. I don't know.
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Oct 1, 2016 18:46
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Turdsdown Tom posted:also I'm not sure how having to search your yard for dogshit like a WW2 soldier would scan a minefield is any better than having a box that I can just dump in the trash and refill without thinking about it maybe pick it up when the dog poops???????????????????
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Oct 1, 2016 19:20
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Turdsdown Tom posted:cats wrecking your furniture is the #1 sign that you aren't capable of being a cat owner. a scratching post costs like $20. you'd pay more for all the pillows you'd have to replace after you get home and find out Buster the Dog tore up everything My parents are literally the worst dog owners I've ever seen and I have never seen a dog of theirs damage something that did not belong to it. If your dog tears up everything, it is a stray you brought straight into your living room instead of shooting it in your yard as the law dictates. Meanwhile my father-in-law and his wife dote on their cats like babies and every couch cushion in their living room has at least one giant tear in it (also their carpet has many stains on it from years of cats puking for basically no reason) also most people just walk their dogs and pooper-scoop, it's not hard
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Oct 1, 2016 19:21
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Yo if your cat is puking a lot, talk to your vet. It's probably due to either an allergy or poor diet. It's not healthy to puke all the time, even if you are a cat. I've had my two cats for over four years now and they've puked less than 10 times and each time had a pretty obvious cause (cat ate an entire plant worth of wheatgrass, cat ate a dorito, cat ate a giant ball of lint, etc)
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Oct 1, 2016 19:28
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10 times over four years still sounds like a lot to me If a dog pukes it will most likely puke outside. That is also where it poops and pees, because it likes you and wants to make your job easier.
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Oct 1, 2016 19:30
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Turdsdown Tom posted:...get a cat. they're smarter, they smell better... I have never been to a cat owner's house that didn't loving stink like cat piss and cat poo poo. Litter boxes are disgusting and no matter how much you scoop them they always smell foul.
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Oct 1, 2016 19:35
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My favorite thing is how oblivious cat owners are to how bad their home smells. Cats smell better than dogs close up, but a cat house 99% of the time smells a ton worse than a dog only house unless you are ultra-diligent about cleaning tge shitbox, and goons arent exactly known for diligence and general hygeine.
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I also don't understand the idea that cats are "smarter" unless you assume that dogs must be stupid because they're really happy and enthusiastic all the time Dogs not only understand simple English commands, but they can also read your emotions and respond accordingly. I dunno maybe cats can tell what you're feeling too, but if so they certainly don't care. Mind you I'm not even anti-cat. I really like cats. I just won't stand for this anti-dog slander.  If and when my wife and I can finally get a pet, we're gonna look into hypoallergenic cat breeds so I can live with one without clawing my eyes out, and theoretically get a puppy and kitten at the same time so that they grow up together and are bros.yeah I eat rear end posted:My favorite thing is how oblivious cat owners are to how bad their home smells. Cats smell better than dogs close up, but a cat house 99% of the time smells a ton worse than a dog only house unless you are ultra-diligent about cleaning tge shitbox, and goons arent exactly known for diligence and general hygeine. A couple of our friends put their cat's litterbox right next to their couch for some reason, and if the cat takes a dump while you're halfway through a movie you will notice
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Oct 1, 2016 19:42
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Turdsdown Tom posted:get a cat. they're smarter Cats dont have some brain parts that dogs do and can't nearly be trained like a dog can. nothing about what you said is true. You probably have that parasite in your brain from touching too much cat poop that makes you stupid in relation to cats.
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Oct 1, 2016 20:16
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My favorite thing is how oblivious cat owners are to how bad their home smells. Cats smell better than dogs close up, but a cat house 99% of the time smells a ton worse than a dog only house unless you are ultra-diligent about cleaning tge shitbox, and goons arent exactly known for diligence and general hygeine. Oh, Jesus. Every year I have about a dozen students that smell like a litter box and is one of the worst smells imaginable. I've had some in previous years that the smell is so strong it makes your eyes water up close and you can smell them 50ft across the shop area. Only kid that smells worse than them is a current student who bounces back/forth day to day from anime lover to thuglife (and possible future school shooter) that smells like month-old body odor, industrial cleaner and wood-burning oven.
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Oct 1, 2016 20:36
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loquacius posted:A couple of our friends put their cat's litterbox right next to their couch for some reason, and if the cat takes a dump while you're halfway through a movie you will notice Catbox goes in bathroom. Get flushable litter and scoop it into the shitter. Change at least once a week. How is this hard?
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Oct 1, 2016 20:44
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I'm the goon who's wife is constantly loving other people but somehow still has totally good relationship advice.
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Oct 1, 2016 21:05
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When taking advice in EN, one should always consider the strong possibility that the source is a cuckold
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Oct 1, 2016 21:09
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my dad had a cat they named Cat cause they didnt give a poo poo and it probably got eaten by a dog
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quote:I'm a bigger guy; almost 6 foot tall and around 275 lbs. I work as a landscaper and electrician so I'm kind of viewed as a man's man by my friends. In contrast, my husband is less than 5 and a half foot tall and maybe 120 lbs soaking wet. He's able to hide in closets, under the sink, behind the couch, behind doors, and even inside the refrigerator at one point. This has been going on for 3 weeks. At first I laughed, then I was annoyed, now I'm angry. I keep telling him to stop, he agrees, then he does it again and says he "couldn't resist". anyone else read this in a Zap Brannigan voice
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Oct 1, 2016 22:03
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I hope the guy who weighs twice as much as his partner is the bottom
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Oct 1, 2016 22:14
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dogs can also be trained not to kill native birbs, whereas with a cat your options are to either confine it in an enclosed space or put a lovely bell on it so the adults can flee while it eats their babies ergo: cat owners implicitly support either baby murder or unjust incarceration (probably both)
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Oct 2, 2016 00:18
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cats own, dogs are for morons.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:17
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quote:I've always been kind of itchy around my balls since I was a kid. Thinking this was normal, I've done nothing to address it until lately because the itching has gotten it has gotten real bad. I'll wake up in the middle of the night scratching gouges into the side of my balls trying to get some relief. quote:I made the "man lost in catacombs" video years ago. It got a lot more attention then I wanted plus their is no way to really prove it was me besides the other footage I recorded at the time
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Oct 2, 2016 01:26
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(a) my advice is: see a doctor (b) what video is this 
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I have no idea what the "man lost in the catacombs" video is so, while I believe you anonymous confessor, I don't care at all. Mushroom balls goon should go see a doctor, if I found anything even remotely concerning going on in that area I would be at the doctor's ASAP that stuff is important
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Oct 2, 2016 01:29
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A fungal infection since you were a kid? Was this self-diagnosed? For all you know it could be psoriasis. See a doctor.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:32
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Itch goon, please video yourself applying Listerine to your balls and submit the link for our
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Oct 2, 2016 01:33
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go see a dermatologist balls dude they will swab the area to culture to see if anything is actually there
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Oct 2, 2016 01:38
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Rush Limbo posted:It's a tattoo people get based on the semicolon project. I work with someone who has the tattoo. She's smoking hot, but she is crazy as poo poo.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:48
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loquacius posted:10 times over four years still sounds like a lot to me I love dogs too dude, but you aren't finding the puke because they eat it. Barfing is essentially cooking for dogs.
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Oct 2, 2016 06:52
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I'm impressed that goons didn't bite on the pedophilia-treatment-defender post *one and a half pages of arguments about semicolon tattoos and cat piss*
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Oct 2, 2016 07:19
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TIL if you don't wash your balls for a decade or two they become clickers
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Oct 2, 2016 07:26
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Coucho Marx posted:I'm impressed that goons didn't bite on the pedophilia-treatment-defender post To be fair it wasn't great bait, just "i'm a troll u guys lol but also I kind of believe it" which isn't exactly something new. You hear it all the time from 4chan types. Anyway re: ballshroom guy, I've heard the brown listerine thing for anything from toe fongus to dandruff but I'm pretty sure like most home remedies, the success stories you hear about, the problem just went away on its own and had little or anything to do with the remedy. Still, if you want to try soaking your nuts in listerine before going to the doctor, go for it, but I'd schedule an appointment anyway. 2 embarrassing minutes of someone looking at and swabbing your infected nuts and a prescription later and you never have to worry about it again.
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Oct 2, 2016 07:45
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OMG https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4yzmqd/i_love_watching_monkeys_get_torture_and_killed/
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Oct 2, 2016 09:40
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Cumslut1895 posted:OMG https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4yzmqd/i_love_watching_monkeys_get_torture_and_killed/ Franchisin' that creepy confession, I like it.
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Oct 2, 2016 12:30
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Cumslut1895 posted:OMG https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4yzmqd/i_love_watching_monkeys_get_torture_and_killed/ The question is, is that our old friend or an imitator?
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Oct 2, 2016 12:34
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Didn't the original say there was a community of people who lust for simian death? Could be one in the wild.
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Oct 2, 2016 17:04
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Oh dare. When will you learn to stop posting your tiny penis
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Oct 2, 2016 17:07
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Damnit! Quit censoring Dare posts! It's like cementing a fig leaf over a Greek sculpture's dick!
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Oct 2, 2016 18:17
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i wanted to see the Dare penis
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Putty posted:i wanted to see the Dare penis Wasn't evven worth downloading.
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