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Is there any reason to pierce my dick after it has been severed?
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You can use magnetic piercings so you can store it on the fridge for a display piece when you're not using it
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Apr 3, 2020 20:07
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I don't know what those piercings look like or how they work and I do not care to find out but thank you for the input 
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Apr 3, 2020 20:15
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piercing goon: you may want to considering cutting off your dick now, it is a prime opportunity! this may preserve the greatness of your piercing for future reference and will provide a great conversation starter at dinner parties
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Apr 3, 2020 20:44
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They look like normal barbells don’t worry I’ll draw you a picture.
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Apr 3, 2020 20:45
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Cut your dick off, but glue magnets on to each end. Be like the King Missile. Have a detachable dong-a-long.
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I just use cock sleeves to get all the weird bumpy goodness.
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unAnonymous Confession since it's late and I don't have the patience to monkey with the guerilla mail thing: Every time I hear the opening line of that commercial, "Right now you might not be thinking about Burger King..." I look up because I think it's Rachel Maddow. I expect witty and biting condemnation of the
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I can’t stand Rachel Maddow and I don’t care who knows it!
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Apr 4, 2020 15:37
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I'm super glad I never got into following politics. Just seems like a silly way to piss yourself off. Like being a Browns fan, but with none of the benefits of having people respect your loyalty.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm super glad I never got into following politics. Just seems like a silly way to piss yourself off. Like being a Browns fan, but with none of the benefits of having people respect your loyalty. Some people don’t have the luxury of being able to ignore politics. It’s hard to ignore stuff like that if, say, you’re affected by the travel ban, or you can’t get married to your partner, or if you need an abortion or... But your right it’s probably just silly to get upset about having bodily autonomy or freedom of movement
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Bust Rodd posted:Some people don’t have the luxury of being able to ignore politics. It’s hard to ignore stuff like that if, say, you’re affected by the travel ban, or you can’t get married to your partner, or if you need an abortion or... gently caress why am I agreeing with a Dust Bord post
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Apr 5, 2020 03:26
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I just think everyone should live at least as good as I do. gently caress me for having a heart, at least according to my extremely Catholic family 
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in catholic school I learned about liberation theology and that the teachers will try to gently caress you
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In catholic high-school we had a religion teacher also be the philosophy teacher and it went as unbiased as you can imagine.
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It's kind of funny that the majority of respected philosophers were pretty much all communists and agree on those points (not counting Ayn Rand in this because I maintain that she was not a philosopher, she was a genre fiction author) quote:Yeah it's slack goon again. I ended up talking to that chick and she had no recollection of ever saying she loved me and was pretty obviously "not gonna happen dude" about it, which is fine. I felt pretty bad about the whole thing, not for me, but for her. yeah the biggest problem with the pandemic is depriving us all of social trainwreck content It would keep the other guy from your story from being able to cheat on his wife for a while though quote:I’ve been married for 7 years. My regular workday was as follows - wake up 2 hours before my wife, get to work, work, get home around 4 pm. Wife gets home around 530. I had an hour and a half of “me time”. I was confused by your last sentence until I realized how much work the word "really" was doing Anyway think of this as an opportunity, to detox from weird poo poo a little bit and try to get your fantasies more grounded in real life. If you'd never read a story about sexy giants it'd never occur to you to find sex with a normal-sized human being unsatisfying. Focus this new energy on your wife, maybe try to explore some more pedestrian weird poo poo like roleplaying or bondage or whatever. She's probably all pent-up too. If your apartment or house is big enough it's probably a good idea RE productivity to work in different rooms anyway but I'd recommend trying to use this as an opportunity to get yourself grounded and expand your sex life before I'd recommend trying to jerk off during your WFH workday
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Weird porn goon definitely needs to cut his dick off. Nuts too maybe. Goons? What do you think?
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Definitely don't talk to your wife about it. Let it fester until it becomes a full-blown mental collapse.
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Nocheez posted:Definitely don't talk to your wife about it. Let it fester until it becomes a full-blown mental collapse.  Then post back here.
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[SUGAR FREE JAZZ VOICE] "AND THEN CONSIDER CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF"
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Ayn Rand is not loving respected by anyone apart from libertarian fuckstains. (I’d argue Nietzsche and Heidegger were totally right wing cunts, though).
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If anyone respects Ayn Rand, it’s proof POSITIVE that they haven’t read her work or familiarized themselves with her life. She is such a unbelievable fail-daughter by every metric, and died eating crow ugly, alone, and wrong about everything.
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Weird pron goon needs to talk with his wife about his weird fetishes. She'll be understanding about it, and likely will have a couple of her own that might surprise and frighten him too!
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loquacius posted:It's kind of funny that the majority of respected philosophers were pretty much all communists and agree on those points frege was actually extremely against penis piercings and his response to wittgenstein is still taught in many introductory philosophy courses, so not everyone agreed i think.
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Bust Rodd posted:If anyone respects Ayn Rand, it’s proof POSITIVE that they haven’t read her work or familiarized themselves with her life. She is such a unbelievable fail-daughter by every metric, and died eating crow ugly, alone, and wrong about everything. Ayn: if you can’t do it by yourself you should die in the street like a dog! Ayn at the end of her life: it sure is nice to have welfare while i die! Suck it proles! Cognitive dissonance has an odor, and it smells like cabbage and soiled depends.
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otter posted:Ayn: if you can’t do it by yourself you should die in the street like a dog! Does a man not deserve the sweat of his brow? No, it goes to me, a libertarian at the end of her life who has betrayed against everything i've ever even said like an rear end in a top hat
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She was also a proto-incel and hated Stacies and banned them from her libertarian groupings so she could have more Chads to herself
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Didn't she like make her husband wear a bell around so she could hear where he was or something like a cat
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The takeaway is to never trust anyone named Rand. Especially Rand McNally.
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Nocheez posted:The takeaway is to never trust anyone named Rand. Especially Rand McNally. Any Rand Rand Paul Randall Flagg checks out
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Dear strange porn goon: Instead of cutting your dick off, consider cutting your legs off. Then you will always be looking up at your wife, which will make her seem more like a giantess and, therefore, more attractive to you. If that doesn't work, then cut your dick off.
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loquacius posted:
This is some weird incel poo poo
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Flowers for QAnon posted:This is some weird incel poo poo Before I even saw what you wrote I was reading that ‘fesh and just thinking “this was written by a mentally unwell person.”
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Any Rand The Rand corporation. they collaborate with the reverse vampires
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Dear strange porn goon: Instead of cutting your dick off, consider cutting your legs off. Then you will always be looking up at your wife, which will make her seem more like a giantess and, therefore, more attractive to you. Careful though, he might do this and develop an amputee fetish.
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Apr 6, 2020 15:31
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Dear strange porn goon: start sending your wife Nemper videos as a “trial balloon”
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we're gonna have a Pina Colada Song situation here when it turns out his wife writes Supernatural dogdick fanfic
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loquacius posted:we're gonna have a Pina Colada Song situation here when it turns out his wife writes Supernatural dogdick fanfic Turns out? I just assume that about every confession from the outset
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Flowers for QAnon posted:This is some weird incel poo poo That was my initial reaction. Thought it was weird it took a page for someone to point it out. It sucks his coworkers have a burn page for him, but if his writing is any indication to how he acts in public, he probably deserves it. Slack goon needs to quit worrying about other peoples genitals and either cut off his pecker or pierce it.
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