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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
On the off chance the Trump tape is real, you can just drop off a copy at every local newsroom, or e-mail it anonymously to Wikileaks, Nick Denton, Buzzfeed, Vice, etc. There's no need at all for your identity to be known if you don't want it to be. An unexpected, one-time, one-way message is super safe.

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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Marmaduke! posted:

I don't know how someone gets into that situation unless they've decided they're going to do it, because it's an entirely voluntary one.

quote:

I grew up . . . [with] an alcoholic bipolar father
That's how. Time for AlAnon and ACA!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Sjs00 posted:

I don't see any mention of an actual thermometer tho
He also didn't mention any penetration or anal stuff, just butt-touching. Two years before, she was probably constantly holding him up by it.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

quidditch it and quit it posted:

I'd be an incel in one hot minute if it meant I could stop spending money on rent and start buying loads of rad lego. Those guys don't know how lucky they are, living four-year-old me's dream.
It's not too late, you can always be a volcel!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
You guys need to post that on craigslist, not here

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
This reminds me, is there a new bachelor thread?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If you know you're going to gently caress her when you're drunk/high with her, why not decide not to get drunk/high around her?

Or if you think she's going to rape you, why the gently caress are you friends with her?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
The dominant person is fulfilling their own desires, that's why they're dominant and not just regular sexhavers.

I mean the submissive partner's desires are obviously also super important in healthy relationships, but it's not like the dominant one is slaving away just for someone else's sake here.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Why post that one any more than the "as a racist, I" one?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

quote:

Archeon is a dream I had the other day. It was an incredibly dystopian future; barren and sand everywhere. There was a room full of people; all minorities. We were getting shoved into chambers and sent into the past; I have no idea how I knew. I managed to escape, only to be stopped by a path of bullets and someone else managed to escape as well; seeing the future for what it was; barren as hell.

My confession is that minorities, come from another place; another planet; another time. They arrived sometime in the future to a barren world ruled by powerful and militaristic 'people'; who then proceeded to send them back in time to be slaves and do menial labor to save the planet from the future that I saw.

I know it sounds crazy but now everytime I see a minority doing some bullshit job and just being an all round failure in life I think 'Archeon'; they came here from another planet so far into the future and were sent back to be slaves and inferior and they don't even know it.

Specifically slavery was influenced by time travelers who needed cheap labor so they sent these advanced beings back to be chained and forced into horrible circumstances; its just the feeling I've been getting now a days.

My dreams are always total mindfucks and make me sad to wake up to this boring reality.
This one is basically stolen, minus the minorities parts, from Arcadia by Iain Pears. Are you a racist who read Arcadia before a nap?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

quote:

I have memories, which my therapists says are delusions, of being in love and married. Deep rooted memories, everything from our first date together to minor things like the way her hair smelled or the way she'd wrinkle her nose when she laughed really hard. These aren't dreams, I can vividly remember all of these things without fail. I have vague memories of other things; living in a crappy apartment, driving a car called a "Ford Sumada", and having money with John F Kennedy on it. All of those things I can dismiss as false memories or childhood dreams I'm remembering. But not her.
What Sumada with you?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

quote:

My dad immediately fired her because how the hell can you do anything else in that situation. She fully admitted to it and he ended up getting a different lunch lady to cover the shifts as a temp while a new FT person was hired.
Yeah your dad was totally helpless, his hands were tied, he couldn't have done anything else such as . . . figuring out reasonable accommodations for an employee with a disability. He couldn't even have had a conversation about adult diapers or anything.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

loquacius posted:

It's a two-way street, the lunchlady also should have figured out some intermediary steps between "having trouble getting to the bathroom" and "regularly peeing in a can while serving people food"
Yeah absolutely, but if he's firing people for poor judgment and general grossness, how the gently caress do you keep the janitor

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It sounds like "my alarm woke us up" was actually "my alarm woke me up." If she wasn't awake and you hadn't talked about it beforehand, that's rape. Since she was just out of an abusive relationship, it's got to be pretty scary to wake up to someone trying to gently caress you, and it wouldn't be unusual to be too scared to fight. "I thought I'd do a sex thing" also makes it sound like trying a new/weird thing, like anal but it didn't work, hence the rubbing, but maybe that's just awkward goon wording.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If your partner is on board, it's great. If your partner is unconscious and it's early in your relationship and you haven't talked about it and her last relationship was abusive, why would you think it was a good idea

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I think that fantasy also happens for some girls because it's a way to have sex, which they want, while still being a "good girl" and not having it be "their fault." Obv it's still fine to want no part of that, I just mean it can come from less hosed-up places than having been abused.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
"Lots of girls are socialized to think sex is shameful" is literally the opposite of :biotruths:. Or are you objecting to the "teenagers are horny" part?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
There's a lot of mundane poo poo, too. Like my birth control has to be replaced every 3 years, and my normal gyn doesn't keep them around because there's not enough demand, so I go to a free clinic that gets much higher volume. It could easily be some dumb nothing like that.

v When they replace my birth control, they do a full STD panel without even asking, it's just part of normal well-woman checkups

Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Feb 17, 2017

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Cuck guy doesn't even have a cuck fetish, because that whole thing is about humiliation, which he isn't into. He just wants to have a MFM. Go forth and watch MFM porn without all the weird humiliation and racist poo poo and "loss of respect" weirdness.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Has to be fake but dudes who want to immediately remove the lingerie are such a bummer. I didn't put this on to wear it for 10 seconds my man.

therattle posted:

I'm not the confessor but I'll take that advice anyway, thanks.
excellent, another convert

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Sex can be spontaneous as soon as he shows up. Nobody's asking him to carefully unpick her hairdo before he's allowed to touch her. Shove the lingerie to one side and go to town. That's probably what she wants tbh, she's probably going to great lengths hoping ~passion will overcome him at last~

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

limp_cheese posted:

This gets harder if they're a woman since they would be restricted in what MOS they could in. Woman are already in combat roles, Military Police are frontline combat now, but they are not allowed in traditional combat roles, Infantry and the like.
That was true for awhile but not anymore, although who knows what'll happen now

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
That would be fine as long as they took a hint and were less loving moronic about it. Good plausible fakes are entertaining, bad fakes with bait in every sentence are irritating and not fun. Then people take the bait and it becomes even less fun.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
You guys gotta read the fesh. Horrible roommate girl is 0% attracted to the guy now, and they've already discussed his awful roommate habits "multiple times" and he keeps right on going. Just move out ASAP and thank your lucky stars you never made a move on the ultimate gross manchild.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

loquacius posted:

The only part she said they discussed was him playing video games all the time, and it sounds like her thesis was "you should play less video games" when it should have been "let's buy a cheapo Craigslist TV and put it in your room"
That's weird though, it's not like a mutual problem that she needs to solve for him. If you had a dude roommate, wouldn't you just tell him you wanted some living room TV time too, deal with it, and he could figure out his own solution and buy his own private TV if he wanted?

fruit on the bottom posted:

She goes on to talk about the MRA stuff but this strikes me as odd phrasing for someone you're 0% attracted to.
Yeah, if the rest of her post was different, I would read that differently. The way it is, though, I think it just means you can have some self-esteem and also not wanna bone a disgusting guy.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Women are the sex class in our society. When a guy gets around puberty and wants to feel desirable (which is totally normal), he's not going to have access to sexy men's underwear, or even know that it exists. If he wants to try out Sex Clothes, almost by definition they're going to be women's. There you go, fetish formed.

I know a bunch of women who are into men's shoes and boots, but I don't think I know any who are into men's feet. I'm not like anti–men's feet, I think they can look good just like hands or arms or anything can, but they have to be thoroughly groomed . . .

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Brandishing a gun (waving it around to scare someone) is also a big-deal crime, so you shouldn't be taking out your gun unless you really need to shoot it.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Danaru posted:

I wouldn't say DODGED a bullet, but only got grazed at least. Imagine marrying into that family
The family's worst crime is going to church. He's the one who decided to go with them for no reason, then picked a fight with the minister at a totally inappropriate time/place, was super rude to the family, then brought the fight back up and wouldn't let it go and got weird with pancakes. His girlfriend isn't even religious -- the entire issue was caused by him. He could have not gone, or he could have kept his mouth shut, or he could have gotten the minister's phone number to debate later, or he could have kept the issue polite. If you're a hardcore atheist, just don't go to church, they'll be fine without you.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, he's the shitbag in that story, but he should still end the relationship since they're obviously not going to be compatible.
His girlfriend isn't religious, and even her family wasn't bugging him to come to church. If he had learned to keep his mouth shut or just not go, he could be compatible. If he feels compelled to go places he doesn't like and WELL ACTUALLY, nobody is going to find that a desirable trait.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Christina Hendricks is 41. An ancient bloated husk obv.

It's like freckles, everyone likes them, but they also get to feel special and edgy and unique for liking them.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Leon Einstein posted:

Hendricks does not look like the same person when she's not made up.
Nobody does, that's kind of the point of makeup.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
We had a teacher who did the same thing. It was like "Liz, was that you talking to Jen? Both of you come sit up here today so I can keep an eye on you."

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
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yeah I eat rear end posted:

No masturbating goon, my former college roommate ended up marrying a girl who made him keep a log of every time he jacked off with notes on who he was thinking of and a summary of what they did. He showed me the excel spreadsheet once, there were like 500 entries for the semester and over 90% he put he was thinking of her (so obviously he was full of poo poo). Most of the rest of them were just celebrities so he could say there's no way he'd leave her for any of them and it's just a fantasy etc. Just be glad you aren't him and got out of it while you still could.
100% chance he had a fetish for this poo poo

loquacius posted:

Something I remember from the r/relationships thread when I still read it is that young women (meaning no older than 22 or so) have a chance of being really insecure about porn, mostly meaning that they are afraid their boyfriend will prefer masturbation to having sex with them.
Based on the r/relationships thread, this is a legit fear though

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
They're probably going to realize something's up when they get oral and cervical cancer.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
You're probably thinking of emancipated minors, which is an official thing with specific qualifications and a lot of paperwork, but the kid is the one to prove it and you have to be a minor. If everyone's an adult, you can almost always just tell each other to gently caress off.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Haha yeah there's no way anyone could actually not be on board with sexual assault

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

loquacius posted:

That said I do think you guys are being too hard on ex-racist goon, as he did grow out of it at least a little

I am a big softie
No way, that fesh is horrifying

On 9/11 he was only in fourth grade!!!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
We learned it from watching you, Dad

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Keyboard goop

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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
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BJs in public are not legally okay dude

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