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How did this thread manage to get creepier in the last page without any new confessions?
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I see we're back to pushing boundaries with the Secret Service again. Great job confession thread!
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Nov 23, 2016 04:34
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loquacius posted:
What is The Handmaiden? Thank you Alex, I'll take surprisingly explicit art house films for $400.
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Nov 29, 2016 18:19
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Apropos of nothing, STDs are a huge issue in nursing homes.
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Dec 13, 2016 23:05
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As someone who should realistically have to beg for sex, I appreciate the incels who take themselves out of competition by being creepy fucks.
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Jan 1, 2017 18:10
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There has never been a better time for deadbeat sister-in-law to get a letter informing her that a donation has been made in her name to the NAACP.
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Jan 16, 2017 16:10
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If it were real a televised confirmation would lead to the most fun game of forum assassin ever
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Jan 25, 2017 03:29
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loquacius posted:
It rings true to me because it rings true for me. I, and I imagine a lot of dudes, fit the proto-incel template in high school because we were children playing with live grenades. "Be good and you'll be rewarded" and "be nice" are complimentary lessons that little kids need to learn and they work well enough for a general society like a school to function. The problem is they're taught "what to do" from kindergarten on and it's just assumed kids will figure out the "why" as they grow up. I think it's only partially a failing of the educational system because the brain development to recognize Suzy as a human being who is just as complex as I am kicks in differently for each kid. It's still a failing though because we teach little kids to deal with emotions but when Middle School rolls around social education gets tossed out the window for core classes and "here's how you make a baby please don't." I cringe at the memories I have of how I treated women in high school. The person most responsible for me being a reasonably well-adjusted adult is this girl named Liz who dumped my Nice Guy rear end right before graduation. I joined the Army out of humiliation, got the gently caress out of town, got some self confidence and figured it out. To be clear, joining the Army is also a stupid idea, it's just a way less stupid idea than joining an Internet cult about hating the women that you want to gently caress so bad.
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Jan 29, 2017 16:49
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If it continues, or is discovered she'll be fired and can't ever work in the field again. If the confessor is not a garbage person he should end the relationship first.
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Jan 31, 2017 00:17
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guys with the help of coffee and this other magic substance I've been sleep free for the last week you'll never guess what I found when I disassembled all the clocks in my house
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Feb 17, 2017 13:55
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The government made a false flag movie to discredit my disquieting childhood too. It's Harry and the Andersons you hacks 
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Feb 23, 2017 14:34
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I can't wait for Konami to step in just before “Dracula's (public) Domain" opens. This confession reminds me of the Bitcoin enthusiast who had a get rich scheme that combined "The Majestic" with Autism. 1. Hey everyone give me money 2. I'll buy this old theater in my town 3.-78. Meticulous plans for a soda machine 79. I'll just stream movies from my laptop so there won't be much overhead 80. Now about that soda machine...
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Feb 28, 2017 14:31
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free basket of chips posted:I lost my virginity to The Help Economic coercion is still coercion, you rapist.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:08
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Lol at the soldier of misforture that only managed to rise to the level of "mule."
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Apr 9, 2017 02:13
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Yeah, your parents don't owe you poo poo after you turn 18. Homeless goon please share your thoughts on taxation.
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Apr 14, 2017 04:34
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I want Homeless goon to be real so bad. *too good for handouts* *diet is 80% Costco free samples*
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Apr 14, 2017 05:09
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When I graduated and got a "real" job I told myself that I would keep bartending on the side. It didn't last long because 1) my willingness to suffer bullshit plummeted and 2) my employer could smell my non-desperation.
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May 1, 2017 17:04
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quote:I don't want to run for office because I have this secret that prevents me from running for office. Also I don't want to run for office. Also I don't want to tell people about my secret that prevents me from running for office because they might use it against me(by keeping me from running for office, which I do not want to do). Please don't run for office; because you are dumb.
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May 10, 2017 13:07
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loquacius posted:Monogamous? Man, why you gotta stifle the most phallic structure in the world like that Structures cannot consent. You violated the thing you claim to love. *honk honk*
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May 26, 2017 22:21
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I loving love/hate the "bad apple" argument. Let me tell you a story from here about the starlight tours. So, since the 1960s at least the cops here had been detaining people, driving them out into the middle of nowhere, and dumping them to walk back to the city. This became known as the starlight tours. I don't live in the Great White North, and it sounds like what they did was bad. That said, I can't help but think that a Starlight Tour, when conditions are not life threatening, is the perfect way to deal with what would otherwise be charged as a drunk and disorderly misdemeanor.
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Jun 24, 2017 15:18
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Kidnapping and dumping people in the middle of nowhere is... good?! Once upon a time I lived in a place where we had to take a bus from our living area to a drinking district and it was a rural wasteland in between. I was a stupid idiot who drank too much and got belligerent on the bus ride home. Police responded and I was totally in the wrong. What they should have done is arrest me, charge me with disorderly conduct, taken me to jail and called my commanding officer to initiate a months-long bureaucratic rear end-kicking. What they did was laugh at me and kick me off the bus. I'll grant that this wasn't Saskatoon in winter. The conditions were chilly and uncomfortable at worst and I still could have wandered off course and fallen in a well or choked to death on my own vomit. However, the roughly 15 mile walk home was a long dark night of the soul that led me to reevaluate my drinking and I credit it for strangling some really toxic behaviors I was trying out in the crib. I'm a better person for it. So, yes I'm positing that in very specific circumstances, kidnapping and dumping people in the middle of nowhere is good.
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Jun 25, 2017 15:17
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I think lottogoon's approach to life is what's busted here.Volunteering for three days a week at what I'm guessing is a very easy position screams "No ambition." I know plenty of people with sufficient financial freedom to not work (mostly family wealth) and the dividing line between normal and perpetual child is whether or not they're working. It doesn't need to be a 40 hour a week slog, but it needs to show one wants to better themselves. Lottogoon, wasting your winnings is the trap. Spending wastefully is the most obvious way into the trap, but idling forever is just as bad even more sad because you don't have the fuzzy memory of blowing 100k on a week-long cocaine binge in Vegas.
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Jul 3, 2017 13:37
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Also please visit my go fund me to install a fully functional guillotine on wall street tia
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Jul 3, 2017 13:44
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Ah, the classic fable of the scorpion and the idiot.
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Jul 4, 2017 13:43
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shut up blegum posted:Druggoon, your story doesn't make sense. Who has their bachelor party and their wedding in the same weekend? Unless you live in the 'Bachelor' movie universe? I'll take "people who left their hometowns" for 200, Alex. People fly in for weddings so everything gets compressed.
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Jul 4, 2017 14:38
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Lol the best thing about turning 30ish was my brain autoclassifying anyone who looked a day under 25 as children. Dating someone while they're still growing up sounds exhausting.
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Aug 30, 2017 04:09
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Debt goon has it made in the shade if all he has is a shitton of unsecured debt. Declare bankruptcy and pay for poo poo with cash for seven years mang. Debt bondage is for suckers who went to college.
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Oct 6, 2017 02:03
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Bust Rodd posted:Yeah I mean if daytime trash tv has shown me anything it’s that you can successfully carry on a healthy sexual relationship for years if you’re careful enough, although I question any man who can’t tell a butthole from a vagina by feel. They are similar but they are not the same, and I’m pretty confident that I’d have to be almost too drunk to gently caress before I couldn’t tell the difference. A simple primer from our Canadian cousins.
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Jan 12, 2018 06:36
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That first one can't be real because I refuse to believe someone so pathetic exists.
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Feb 3, 2018 17:19
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By trying to withhold 3 weeks pay, he was trying to screw you.
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Feb 4, 2018 17:23
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loquacius posted:
It's not that thier inadmissible, it's that they open the door to anything the complaining party has gotten away with while drunk. When one person does something that's so out of norm that Mutually Assured Debauchery doesn't cover it it's time to consider rehab.
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Feb 4, 2018 18:16
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quote:I’m not sure if I’m gay or if it was just how hornsby I was. That's just the way it is.
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Feb 8, 2018 05:41
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Sagebrush posted:There's no way they could build a 10 mile long, thousand foot deep hangar underneath Washington DC without anybody knowing about it. Forget the tens of thousands of workers over decades that you'd have to keep quiet -- just the volume of dirt you'd have to dispose of would give it away. You need to set this story in a more plausible place, like next to one of those giant open pit mines, where huge piles of earth appearing overnight wouldn't warrant a second glance. Yeah, they'd have to find a way to spend way too much money to dig under the city that would produce wildly ineffective public results. No chance of that ever happening. Oh hey, is the Metro on fire again?
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Apr 24, 2018 19:29
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It's 2018 y'all and ladies, you know that women be Confessor: even taking your "side" as the gospel, you still sexually assaulted that woman. Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Apr 25, 2018 |
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Apr 25, 2018 16:24
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Think I'll skip the Bavarian cream donut today.
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May 2, 2018 13:44
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gently caress this barrel in a ravine poo poo. Your local forest service maintains hundreds of remote, unmonitored outhouses that are regularly topped off with chemicals designed to quick break down biological materials.  Like what cop is going diving for body parts without the most rock solid of intel?
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May 18, 2018 20:43
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Lol at coming back in time with that weak rear end proof.
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May 22, 2018 19:46
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May 30, 2018 22:11
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Rubmaps is still up but they appear to have hidden all thier reviews behind registration Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 08:36 on May 31, 2018 |
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May 31, 2018 08:26
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I fondly remember Racisnbot still managing to dunk on Ted Cruz
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Jul 9, 2018 08:39
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