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This is the worst case I've seen. Quick, we've got to let the antivenom spider bite in the cure. hm, that made it much worse. Well, no wonder I'm not a doctor.
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spudsbuckley posted:Australia is a loving awful place. is your brother a little bitch as well
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spudsbuckley posted:Australia is a loving awful place. This is like, a list of boring and lovely internet jokes about australia, I really doubt you heard anybody say anything racist while you were there and you're just talking bullshit. Nobody is going to say something racist to some weird american they barely know
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That Robot posted:why hasn't Isaac posted in this thread yet spider bit his dick
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JiveHonky posted:i think the spider was trying to be funny. the worlds funniest spider He's one of the greats.
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maybe stop pissing in spider's houses, rear end in a top hat
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Sep 29, 2016 01:33
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i cant even get a woman to bite my dick
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Caesar Saladin posted:This is like, a list of boring and lovely internet jokes about australia, I really doubt you heard anybody say anything racist while you were there and you're just talking bullshit. Nobody is going to say something racist to some weird american they barely know The only racism I ever hear people casually drop is against aboriginals, and only bogans do that. In general Australian racism is way less visible than American because we don't have the legacy of segregation producing black vs white neighborhoods. At the same time I feel weird being defensive of us because I consider it un-Australian to be patriotic rather than self-deprecating.
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Perspective of the spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPjpwQraego
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its definitely not good to be patriotic but its less definitely unaustralian to let an obnoxious american run his mouth in front of you
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I legit hate how US style flag waving has taken off here over the last half decade. Like when 360 said he feels sad that he has to associate the flag with racism and people poo poo their pants about it. But to take this in a less political direction: you can tell that spider is a true Australian because of its love of low quality sausage.
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Moon Atari posted:I legit hate how US style flag waving has taken off here over the last half decade. Like when 360 said he feels sad that he has to associate the flag with racism and people poo poo their pants about it. who is 360? also the worst spider was el spider 
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That Robot posted:who is 360? That's obviously Australian slang for Anderson Cooper, host of Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN.
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Sep 29, 2016 02:20
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at some point getting bit on the dick by a spider stops being an accident
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As an Australian this is one of the stories I tell to terrify foreigners. Redback spiders are very venomous, and like to make their webs indark cool places, like under the rim of the toilet seat in outside dunnies, (toilets). So, like this poor unfortunate bloke, when you pull your pants down and sit down to hang a poo, what teh spider sees is a big nasty hairy thing attacking it's home, so comes out and bite's you on your old fella. Still not as dangerous as Drop Bears though.
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studies have shown that, over the course of your lifetime, while you're asleep, 3 to 5 baby spiders crawl up your penis hole
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That Robot posted:who is 360? An Australian pop rap guy who occasionally talks social issues. The funniest thing that came out of the event I described was a random person calling an outraged conservative talk radio host pretending to be him and being put to air. Only a week or two earlier the same conservative radio host had aired a man pretending to be an Isis leader by putting on a bad middle eastern accent.
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Caesar Saladin posted:its definitely not good to be patriotic but its less definitely unaustralian to let an obnoxious american run his mouth in front of you agreed gently caress that little bitch
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Sep 29, 2016 06:35
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I'm really going to enjoy visiting that continent someday when the convicts make it habitable
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Sep 29, 2016 06:38
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Well this is going to be awkward when he tells his friends "well I'm not here to gently caress spiders" when potentially he has a history of doing so. I feel he's going to be using the phrase "about as useless as tits on a snake" on the reg instead.
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Sep 29, 2016 08:15
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I see lots of daddy long legs around atm and they make me call them mommy
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Sep 29, 2016 08:43
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If a spider bites your dick and you gently caress a woman she will birth a Drider.
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Sounds like the only solution at this point is to cut it off.
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Dude must have a big ol wiener to keep having this happen haha. I'd like to see it
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Where did the phrase "i'm not here to gently caress spiders" come from anyway? I feel like 5 years ago it didn't exist at all and now its all over the place. So long as that place is Australia. Also I don't think I have every encountered a spider under the seat of a dunny so that bloke is definitely into some weird kinky poo poo.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:29
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If he's lucky, his penis might gain the power to shoot web. Look out, evildoers!
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Nonviolent J posted:I see lots of daddy long legs around atm and they make me call them mommy thats not a spider jeez learn you animals i dont even think they have large enough mandibles to bite a dick
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:thats not a spider jeez learn you animals i dont even think they have large enough mandibles to bite a dick Daddy longlegs give the best blow jobs of all spiders, but their mouths are too small to blow humans. Well....most humans.
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Moon Atari posted:Daddy longlegs give the best blow jobs of all spiders, but their mouths are too small to blow humans. again not a spider harvestmen dick biting deserves its own thread is that too much to ask
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Sep 29, 2016 11:53
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How long before there is fanart of this guy getting his dick bitten by a spider on deviantart? (please link to it)
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Sep 29, 2016 12:00
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charlotte's web reads SOME HOG
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:again not a spider harvestmen dick biting deserves its own thread is that too much to ask Some regions call harvestmen daddy longlegs and other places call cellar spiders (which are spiders) daddy longlegs. It's a crazy world but its all true.
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Wrageowrapper posted:Some regions call harvestmen daddy longlegs and other places call cellar spiders (which are spiders) daddy longlegs. It's a crazy world but its all true. huh i looked it up and you are quite right so as way of apology here are some genera names for cellar spiders Smeringopus Spermophora Spermophorides also wiki says that the mythbusters guy put his dick in a jar of cellar spiders and they bit it but he was okay
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spermophoria: a portmanteau of sperm and euphoria.
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spider? i barely knew'er! 
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social vegan posted:charlotte's web reads SOME HOG Terrific
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Spider bites was my stripping name
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