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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


hello and welcome to the best PPV in the world that ROH will likely put on this year coming to you from Lowell, Massachusetts, which is like 30 miles away from Boston, but we can forgive ROH for being utter geographic retards BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS CARD

PRE SHOW: (Internet Only)
EVIL VS. Will Ferrara VS. Silas Young

Should be a good 10 minute match to fire up the crowd leading to the:

UNDERCARD:

ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: Michael Elgin VS. Adam Cole(C)

The semi-main event of the evening sees Michael Elgin challenging Adam Cole for the ROH World title. Big Mike has seen a massive career turnaround after going to NJPW full time last year and this should be a good match.

ROH WORLD TV CHAMPIONSHIP: Donovan Dijack w/ Prince Nana VS. Bobby Fish (C)

Donovan's biggest match of his young career and it should be excellent with Bobby Fish as an opponent.

Tetsuya Naito w/ EVIL VS. Jay Lethal

A grudge match that's started to fester after Lethal lost the ROH World title and was subsequently left by the rest of Los Ingobernables Japan to suffer alone in a tag match.

Kamaitachi VS. Dragon Lee

Kamaitachi and Dragon Lee have already made a career out of having five star singles matches against each other in Japan and Mexico. This is the first time this match will occur in the confines of the United States, and promises to be nothing short of fantastic, unless Delirious gives them 10 minutes.

Hangman Page VS. Kyle O'Reilly

Probably the weakest match on the entire card, but Kyle O'Reilly is building momentum for a final battle with Adam Cole and should put on a good performance.

6-MAN TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT ROUND 1: Jay White/Kushida/ACH VS. Toru Yano/Jay & Mark Briscoe

The first match in the tournament to crown the ROH Trios titles, White/Kushida/ACH is a fantastic team, and so are the Briscoes.

4 CORNER TAG SURVIVAL FOR SHOT AT ROH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: ANX (Rhett Titus & Kenny King) w/ Caprice Coleman VS. Shane Taylor & Keith Lee VS. Dalton Castle & Colt Cabana VS. WAR MACHINE (Ray Rowe & Hanson)
A 4 way elimination match to crown #1 contenders. Should be a great match and provide challengers for...

**MAIN EVENT**
ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - LADDER WAR 6:

MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS VS. YOUNG BUCKS VS. The Addiction (CHRISTOPHER DANIELS & FRANKIE KAZARIAN) (c)


I hope no one dies

How to order:

ASE VIII will be available on traditional PPV
Online: https://www.fite.tv/event/live-roh-all-star-extravaganza-8/

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I've never cared less about ROH less than right now and I can't believe I'm considering skipping a show with my favorite wrestling match of 2015 on it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

I've never cared less about ROH less than right now and I can't believe I'm considering skipping a show with my favorite wrestling match of 2015 on it

I'm not!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


believe me if i lived within like 6 hours of the show I'd make the drive for it

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Adam Page is good and that match does not have Toru Yano in it so it is by default not the weakest on the card.

I hope Taylor and Lee win the #1 contenderships, that would be neat (they won't)

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

oatgan posted:

I've never cared less about ROH less than right now and I can't believe I'm considering skipping a show with my favorite wrestling match of 2015 on it
`

I haven't watched the TV in months but this card looks a lot better than some of their recent PPVs. Only problem is that they'll gonna give Cole his win back 2 years later and Big Mike's much, much cooler now.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

welp I should've asked earlier if people wanted to go.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



I def want to see a Young Bucks vs Taylor and Lee match.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Elgin was always good

Roque11
Aug 7, 2016
I bet the Bucks win ladder war, which will also signify that they have agreed to stay with Ring of Honor.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I'm excited for this show!!

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
Oddly enough I think Kushida replacing Lio is a loss as I thought White/Rush/ACH should have won the tournament as they are all guys they should be doing stuff with and can make most shows.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
AN HOUR TO GO

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
No production or announce tables at ring side, they look to be up on the stage

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Also there's a camera on a boom to be the hard cam

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I really hate how these PPVs start at 9

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

say hello to Kamaitachi Fan for me

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

say hello to Kamaitachi Fan for me

Dragon Lee and Naito were sharing a table and the loneliest dudes because they were in between Adam Cole and Dalton Castle

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

you people dont deserve dragon lee

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

you people dont deserve dragon lee

He's a nice dude and I told him I though he would have the match of the night

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

oatgan posted:

you people dont deserve dragon lee

or Naito :smith:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Ugh I hate how my knee is acting up and I didn't go. Would've been awesome to throw a Dragon Lee selfie in Naitch's face.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Imagine not ordering a show with Dance Away on it.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
kick his rear end bobby

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

idc which of these guys wins i like them both a lot!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

when did donovan dijak start doing a skytwister press

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
hey bobby: great job bud

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Everyone here hates Bobby

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

not enough spots, 2.5/5

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
the cabinet sucks

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
lee and taylor are cool

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
war machine, they're probably my favorites

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bard Maddox posted:

war machine, they're probably my favorites

i've been on the pretty boy killas bandwagon since before they had a name or matching gear!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
castbana isn't even a real tag team, wtf

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
well, those are my thoughts on the tag teams in this match, thanks for listening

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Just in time for Dalton :allears:

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
sorry I had one more thought. the boys should wrestle and make it a 5-way match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

christ this is awful

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i would like to see Keith Lee lift these geeks over his head

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
dalton castle is the greatest even though he has disgusting bacne

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