- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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All pitchers should be made to take lsd before games like Dock Ellis did when he pitched his no-hitter.
Then there will be no hits, runs, or any reason to play baseball anymore
Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Oct 1, 2016
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- Elusif
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Brave Japanese Swordsman slices shameful baseball in half. Emperor satisfied in glorious resplendent victory.
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Oct 1, 2016 16:36
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- ron color
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- If one of the outfielders can get his drone through the holozone and past the batter into U.M.P.I.R.E. 3000, that's 3 outs
- The whole outfield wall moves comically back and forth, uncovering the animal pit
- Animal pit
- Announcers constantly drawing over live game feed
- Outfielder controlled entirely by livestream chat directions
- Giant Pinball
- If the batter catches the ball boy or hits him with a ball it activates Taco Bell Slamboy Score Multiplier
- Base coaches can throw a ball into play at any time
- The crowd can throw a ball into play at any time
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Oct 1, 2016 20:02
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- If one of the outfielders can get his drone through the holozone and past the batter into U.M.P.I.R.E. 3000, that's 3 outs
- The whole outfield wall moves comically back and forth, uncovering the animal pit
- Animal pit
- Announcers constantly drawing over live game feed
- Outfielder controlled entirely by livestream chat directions
- Giant Pinball
- If the batter catches the ball boy or hits him with a ball it activates Taco Bell Slamboy Score Multiplier
- Base coaches can throw a ball into play at any time
- The crowd can throw a ball into play at any time
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Oct 1, 2016 20:03
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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Players must maintain their erection while at bat. Players must not have an erection while on base. Opposing players are allowed to try and give them an erection.
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Oct 1, 2016 20:08
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- social vegan
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Players must maintain their erection while at bat. Players must not have an erection while on base. Opposing players are allowed to try and give them an erection.
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Oct 1, 2016 20:24
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Players must maintain their erection while at bat. Players must not have an erection while on base. Opposing players are allowed to try and give them an erection.
they do say if you want to last longer during baseball you should think about sex
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Oct 1, 2016 20:27
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by Hand Knit
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they do say if you want to last longer during baseball you should think about sex
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Oct 1, 2016 20:30
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- alnilam
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they do say if you want to last longer during baseball you should think about sex
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Oct 1, 2016 20:48
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lol
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Oct 1, 2016 21:12
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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they should all be flying on broomsticks
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Oct 1, 2016 21:56
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make it so they have to touch a truck instead of the ball stuff
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Oct 1, 2016 22:06
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- ron color
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The field is shaped like a clue mansion, and there are nine bases, and weapons are hidden everywhere, and none of the players know who's on their team
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Oct 1, 2016 23:09
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- mysterious frankie
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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every time you pass a base the guy on the base starts crying and you have to resist the urge to go back and comfort him.
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Oct 1, 2016 23:19
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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have a designated heel who comes out to scream stuff like "baseball is not great, who here likes hockey?" to rile up the crowds. he could be like "this is not even a sport, look, I can hit a grand slam, no problem!" then the heel would go up and grab a bat and really peacock like a fool at home, then the pitcher smokes em and they twirl around comically and fall over and the team mascot leads them away while the fans on both sides go ape because they both love baseball and they come together a little bit since they realize they have some common ground (baseball).
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Oct 1, 2016 23:38
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have a designated heel who comes out to scream stuff like "baseball is not great, who here likes hockey?" to rile up the crowds. he could be like "this is not even a sport, look, I can hit a grand slam, no problem!" then the heel would go up and grab a bat and really peacock like a fool at home, then the pitcher smokes em and they twirl around comically and fall over and the team mascot leads them away while the fans on both sides go ape because they both love baseball and they come together a little bit since they realize they have some common ground (baseball).
gatorade's better
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Oct 1, 2016 23:42
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the field is see through and underneath the field is a pachinko machine.
every time someone hits a home run the ball is dropped into it, you can score up to 1, 2, 5, to even 10 points if you're lucky. a multiplier of 2 up to 4 for every person on base
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Oct 2, 2016 00:17
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- mysterious frankie
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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I hear pedialyte is en vogue
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Oct 2, 2016 00:23
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- If one of the outfielders can get his drone through the holozone and past the batter into U.M.P.I.R.E. 3000, that's 3 outs
- The whole outfield wall moves comically back and forth, uncovering the animal pit
- Animal pit
- Announcers constantly drawing over live game feed
- Outfielder controlled entirely by livestream chat directions
- Giant Pinball
- If the batter catches the ball boy or hits him with a ball it activates Taco Bell Slamboy Score Multiplier
- Base coaches can throw a ball into play at any time
- The crowd can throw a ball into play at any time
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Oct 2, 2016 01:43
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runners wear roller blades. outfielders wear moon shoes(). basemen replaced by the spinning jousting dummies that always knock people off their horse in movies. pitcher has to yell the name of the pitch as they do it, like a super hero move.
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Oct 2, 2016 01:44
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- if a batter beans a fieldsman.... MULTIBALL
- tied in the last inning? have a sudden death 'golden' 'goal' as in soccer, or football. two batters enter... one leaves.
- ballboys
- some of us have grass allergies. let's play on tarmac
- why is the baseball song always the baseball song? let it be 'muskrat love' every tuesday or so.
- bats too phallic, scare away female audience. replace with orchids
- ressurect ty cobb
- walk, don't run....
- in middle school nobody ever picked me for the baseball team
- nobody ever truly 'wins' baseball as it just continues on arbitrarily into the future. i hereby decalre baseball over. boston won or something
- i wish that one guy would run faster
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Oct 2, 2016 01:44
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every time you pass a base the guy on the base starts crying and you have to resist the urge to go back and comfort him.
have a designated heel who comes out to scream stuff like "baseball is not great, who here likes hockey?" to rile up the crowds. he could be like "this is not even a sport, look, I can hit a grand slam, no problem!" then the heel would go up and grab a bat and really peacock like a fool at home, then the pitcher smokes em and they twirl around comically and fall over and the team mascot leads them away while the fans on both sides go ape because they both love baseball and they come together a little bit since they realize they have some common ground (baseball).
everything is amazing lol
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Oct 2, 2016 02:04
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All pitchers should be made to take lsd before games like Dock Ellis did when he pitched his no-hitter.
Exactly what I came in to say.
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Oct 2, 2016 03:20
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by Hand Knit
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Instead of 9 guys on each team, you have, like, a million.
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Oct 2, 2016 03:52
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The ball is replaced with a d12, which players take turns rolling to simulate their actions. Still played on a massive field.
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Oct 2, 2016 04:22
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first, enlarge the ball. bigger, bigger, even bigger...yeah, about that big. make it black and white because that's pretty. get rid of the bat, bats are unnecessary when we have perfectly good feet that can move a ball. put the players in shorts, that's more comfortable for them, don't you agree? also, running bases is undignified, let's try to put the ball through a goal instead. let's play ball!
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 2, 2016 04:47
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It would be Hitler vs. the MLBA
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Oct 2, 2016 05:04
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have the players chew salvia rather than tobacco or gum
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Oct 2, 2016 05:32
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by zen death robot(and can't post for 4 years!)
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a lucky little kid in a traffic cop
uniform can drive onto the field on a segway and give players tickets for not smiling
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if everyone was happy
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