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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > How would you change baseball?
 
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Splatmaster posted:

Baseball but mixed with hot potato rules AND lava floor except for the bases. Think about it...

it's pretty much already lava floor but everyone has anti lava boots but getting tagged with the lethal combo of the ball in a glove deactivates them

obv a force out happens because you know you can't safely get to the next lava sanctuary without the guy tagging you so you just give up

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2016 23:45
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misty mountaintop posted:

Keep it the same but call it Dickball instead.

that name is already taken I'm afraid

* # ¿ Sep 30, 2016 23:58
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ron color posted:

  1. If one of the outfielders can get his drone through the holozone and past the batter into U.M.P.I.R.E. 3000, that's 3 outs
  2. The whole outfield wall moves comically back and forth, uncovering the animal pit
  3. Animal pit
  4. Announcers constantly drawing over live game feed
  5. Outfielder controlled entirely by livestream chat directions
  6. Giant Pinball
  7. If the batter catches the ball boy or hits him with a ball it activates Taco Bell Slamboy Score Multiplier
  8. Base coaches can throw a ball into play at any time
  9. The crowd can throw a ball into play at any time
* # ¿ Oct 1, 2016 20:03
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Macnult posted:

they do say if you want to last longer during baseball you should think about sex
* # ¿ Oct 1, 2016 20:48
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ron color posted:

The field is shaped like a clue mansion, and there are nine bases, and weapons are hidden everywhere, and none of the players know who's on their team

Player 1: How'd you get to seventh base from v third so fast?

Player 2: let's just say it's my little secret ;)

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