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- If one of the outfielders can get his drone through the holozone and past the batter into U.M.P.I.R.E. 3000, that's 3 outs
- The whole outfield wall moves comically back and forth, uncovering the animal pit
- Animal pit
- Announcers constantly drawing over live game feed
- Outfielder controlled entirely by livestream chat directions
- Giant Pinball
- If the batter catches the ball boy or hits him with a ball it activates Taco Bell Slamboy Score Multiplier
- Base coaches can throw a ball into play at any time
- The crowd can throw a ball into play at any time
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runners wear roller blades. outfielders wear moon shoes( ). basemen replaced by the spinning jousting dummies that always knock people off their horse in movies. pitcher has to yell the name of the pitch as they do it, like a super hero move.
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- if a batter beans a fieldsman.... MULTIBALL
- tied in the last inning? have a sudden death 'golden' 'goal' as in soccer, or football. two batters enter... one leaves.
- ballboys
- some of us have grass allergies. let's play on tarmac
- why is the baseball song always the baseball song? let it be 'muskrat love' every tuesday or so.
- bats too phallic, scare away female audience. replace with orchids
- ressurect ty cobb
- walk, don't run....
- in middle school nobody ever picked me for the baseball team
- nobody ever truly 'wins' baseball as it just continues on arbitrarily into the future. i hereby decalre baseball over. boston won or something
- i wish that one guy would run faster
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