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- if a batter beans a fieldsman.... MULTIBALL
- tied in the last inning? have a sudden death 'golden' 'goal' as in soccer, or football. two batters enter... one leaves.
- ballboys
- some of us have grass allergies. let's play on tarmac
- why is the baseball song always the baseball song? let it be 'muskrat love' every tuesday or so.
- bats too phallic, scare away female audience. replace with orchids
- ressurect ty cobb
- walk, don't run....
- in middle school nobody ever picked me for the baseball team
- nobody ever truly 'wins' baseball as it just continues on arbitrarily into the future. i hereby decalre baseball over. boston won or something
- i wish that one guy would run faster
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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I think it could be as easy as changing the names of some of the pitches:
fastballs --> swiftdogs
curveballs --> wiggly boys
change ups --> deceptoes
knuckleballs --> no need to change this, already a hilarious name
think of a stuffy old baseball announcer being like "whoa the batter sure wasn't expecting to get a wiggly boy in a swiftdog count". fun right?
also there should be mascot parades after most innings
now it's your turn to say things
before taking a walk the player at bat must perform their best dance move. style points are awarded for every dance move and 3 points = 1 run for a team
i think they should let even the teams who aren't very good at baseball win sometimes. it always makes my mom sad when playing the song about how the cubs are gonna win today does not, in fact, make the cubs win.
or maybe if a really good team is playing a really bad team the good team can loan them their best player. he would probably have fun having a whole new group of teammates for a game too!
Heated arguments between the coach and umpire should be decided by an intense break dancing battle in which over the course of the battle each dugout slowly adds another dancer to meet and battle their counter part from the other team. The organ player lays down a funky 80's inspired tune and gets the crowd really hype, sometimes fans battle each other in the stands and adds to the overall argument against the other team. And there's always one player who brings a cool karate weapon like nunchaku and dresses in his break dance battle dress just for this occasion, it usually has a tiger stripe pattern headband and vest and lose fitting karategi (martial arts uniform) but he never actually uses his weapon, just swings it around in an intimidating funky break dance fashion.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 30, 2016 17:42
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first, enlarge the ball. bigger, bigger, even bigger...yeah, about that big. make it black and white because that's pretty. get rid of the bat, bats are unnecessary when we have perfectly good feet that can move a ball. put the players in shorts, that's more comfortable for them, don't you agree? also, running bases is undignified, let's try to put the ball through a goal instead. let's play ball!
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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