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Batter up, guys! Home run grand slam he's safe... ...but for how long? What are some ways and tips you think would improve the sport of baseball. I love sports, here are some ideas (from me): 1. Rename the "designated hitter" position to "slam boy" 2. Add a fourth base but don't tell anyone where it is 3. Put REAL toys back in the dang cracker jacks 4. Free tribal armbands for the first 5000 fans at each game even if they don't want them 5. All teams named after a breakfast cereal thanks |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 12:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:12 |
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free Trapt CD posted:
lmbo |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 13:21 |
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all the bases are islands in a field of waist deep water |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 17:29 |
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everyone gets a sandwich i guess |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 23:08 |
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alnilam posted:that name is already taken I'm afraid ya, Dick Ball taught me phys ed in 7th grade |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 00:02 |
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misty mountaintop posted:Players must maintain their erection while at bat. Players must not have an erection while on base. Opposing players are allowed to try and give them an erection. lmbo |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 20:24 |
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mysterious frankie posted:have a designated heel who comes out to scream stuff like "baseball is not great, who here likes hockey?" to rile up the crowds. he could be like "this is not even a sport, look, I can hit a grand slam, no problem!" then the heel would go up and grab a bat and really peacock like a fool at home, then the pitcher smokes em and they twirl around comically and fall over and the team mascot leads them away while the fans on both sides go ape because they both love baseball and they come together a little bit since they realize they have some common ground (baseball). gatorade's better |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 23:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:12 |
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if everyone was happy |
# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 18:30 |