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skeevy achievements posted:you mean these search/replace "feminist bookstore" in famous novel intros and such Hey, I changed more than that, rude
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skeevy achievements posted:you mean these search/replace "feminist bookstore" in famous novel intros and such u mad about it? Mad like a certain feminist bookstore I could mention?
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Oct 2, 2016 16:08
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skeevy acheivements is angry, probably because of something Portlandia did.
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Oct 2, 2016 16:09
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I live every waking moment in abject terror of an uncertain future and my own inevitable failure to live up to my own standards, both moral and professional, and yet I am reminded that at the very least I will never turn out like the feminist bookstore from Portlandia.
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Oct 2, 2016 16:28
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skeevy achievements from Something Awful is angry!
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Oct 2, 2016 16:30
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I wonder if the feminist bookstore from Portlandia sells books on how to make artisanal monkey cheese lol
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Junkfist posted:I wonder if the feminist bookstore from Portlandia sells books on how to make artisanal monkey cheese lol Yeah probably next to the books on how to plug up your weeping vagina haha
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Oct 2, 2016 17:08
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The feminist bookstore from Portlandia would never stoop to gendered insults.
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Oct 2, 2016 17:46
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skeevy achievements posted:you mean these search/replace "feminist bookstore" in famous novel intros and such Hey man, we here at ultimate gbs take our creative writing seriously, an it is really offensive for us to hear critiques of our stories that aren't constructive, that said we also believe in your right to say hurtful things. Please don't kill yourself because that would hurt those that love you, which is a lot of people, me included. Let's gently caress. My place or yours? #gay
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skeevy achievements posted:you mean these search/replace "feminist bookstore" in famous novel intros and such I know right? Nobody has even posted the Krusty meme and empty quoted it 136 times.
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Oct 2, 2016 17:53
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Junkfist posted:The feminist bookstore from Portlandia would never stoop to gendered insults. Vagina is not an insult and weeping is to be commended as a disruption of patriarchal suppression of emotion.
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Oct 2, 2016 18:12
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My vagina is weeping constantly, for the plight of women in the third world (Mississippi). Jealous? Angry? You should be joining it, at the feminist bookstore from Portlandia.
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Oct 2, 2016 18:13
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skeevy achievements posted:you mean these search/replace "feminist bookstore" in famous novel intros and such Maybe the feminist bookstore from Portlandia was inside us all along! 
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Oct 2, 2016 18:18
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the final boss of portland is the feminist bookstore from portlandia
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Soup du Journey posted:
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Oct 2, 2016 18:42
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Feminism is for Everybody in alley this morning, footprint on broken spine. Portland is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of cis scum and when the drains finally scab over, all the men will drown. The accumulated filth of all their patriarchy and microaggressions will foam up about their waists and all the gender antagonists and transmisogynists will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is angry."
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A weeping vagina is a wet vagina
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:Feminism is for Everybody in alley this morning, footprint on broken spine. Portland is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of cis scum and when the drains finally scab over, all the men will drown. The accumulated filth of all their patriarchy and microaggressions will foam up about their waists and all the gender antagonists and transmisogynists will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is angry." 
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Oct 2, 2016 19:40
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Blitter posted:The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. They set the feminist bookstore from Portlandia on Turner's trail in Stepford, slotted it to his pheromones and the size of his dick. It caught up with him on a street called CisHet and came scrambling for his rented BMW through a forest of pale white legs and tennis socks. Its core was a kilogram of recrystallized estrogen and flaked PMS.
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reality: a man falls through the earth and into a Portlandian bookstore. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of feminists grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried critical theory"
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Oct 2, 2016 20:08
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That's my secret, cap. I'm always the feminist book store from Portlandia.
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Oct 2, 2016 20:31
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Cry "cis scum" and let slip the dogs of the feminst bookstore from Portlandia.
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bag em and tag em posted:I know right? Nobody has even posted the Krusty meme and empty quoted it 136 times. What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?
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We're standing here by the abyss and the world is in flames Two star-crossed lovers reaching out to the Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia Xe is Xe's the shining and the light without whom I cannot see And Xe is Insurrection, Xe is spite, Xe's the force that made me be Xe is The Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia Xe is We're hiding here inside a dream and all our doubts are now destroyed The guidance of the morning stars will lead the way into the void Xe is Xe's the shining and the light without whom I cannot see And Xe is Insurrection, Xe is spite, Xe's the force that made me be Xe is The Feminist Bookstore from Portlandia Xe is DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:Feminism is for Everybody in alley this morning, footprint on broken spine. Portland is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of cis scum and when the drains finally scab over, all the men will drown. The accumulated filth of all their patriarchy and microaggressions will foam up about their waists and all the gender antagonists and transmisogynists will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "The feminist bookstore from Portlandia is angry." 
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all the contents of the feminist bookstore from Portlandia. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the patriarchy, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of cishet microaggressions will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
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I met a genderqueer from an antique land Xe said: “Two patriarchal legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The cis that mocked them, and the het that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The feminist bookstores from Portlandia stretch far away.”
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Nu-nu-gbs is the comedy equivalent of the feminist book store from Portland.
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The scene in Tremors where a graboid bursts into the Gummers' rec room, but it's the feminist bookstore from Portlandia instead. Its door opens, and a snakelike tongue with purple hair and giant glasses grabs Michael Gross by the leg, but Reba McEntire shoots its off. They throw video games and cartoon frogs at it until it dies. "BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN MAN CAVE, DIDN'T YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!"
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Dr. Lariat posted:Nu-nu-gbs is the comedy equivalent of the feminist book store from Portland. So it's the comedy equivalent of nu-metal?
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in need of an angry feminist bookstore from portland.
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In the Year of Olga, twenty-three-forty-nine, Moon and Dan returned to Rocky Top Mountain. Edentulous and withered with years, they sought refuge above the ten-thousand-foot level where the feminist bookstore from Portlandia couldn't reach. In this, the third millennium, Earth was avocado and peaceful. Avocado, because all land photosynthesized; and peaceful, because humanity was evolving into the four-toed Feminist - the complacent hive citizen.
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In Portlandia did Armisen A decent sketchcom did decree: (gently caress it. it's six in the morning and i really should be doing something better with the time i have walking this plane of misery and disappointment, so let's just save time and assume the punchline would have been the feminist bookstore from portlandia) edit: and being angry. because we can't forget that. portlandia, feminist bookstore, angry. in that order, like that one round from where in the world is carmen sandiego.
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Oct 3, 2016 11:16
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so much depends upon the feminist bookstore from portlandia glazed with rain water beside the white gentrifiers.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:In Portlandia did Armisen you really brought that one home my man gj
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Oct 3, 2016 11:29
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Imagine the movie Maximum Overdrive, only instead of trucks it's the angry feminist bookstore from Portlandia. It still has a giant Green Goblin face, though.
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Oct 3, 2016 11:34
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I have eaten the plums that were in the feminist bookstore from Portlandia and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so cold and so hairy
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I'm a cishet white guy and I have visited this store. Their book selection was a bit out of date but it was a chill place full of nice people and no one tried to burn all the men or anything. However, Powells is the best and you can make loud, public dick jokes in there if you really want but everyone will still think you're a prick.
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glowstick party tonight posted:so much depends
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