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POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
I used a bunch of tags for my cute selfies but no one like or reblogged them and it's been hours. Where are the adoring men???

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

#ddlg works for me

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Maybe my settings are wrong and no one can see my posts or something

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
You either need some ridiculous fetish or some other hook. There's a pretty large crack smoking community on Tumblr maybe you can start with that?

#getspun

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

POWERBALL posted:

Maybe my settings are wrong and no one can see my posts or something

Maybe nobody likes you? You thought about that yet?

#hashtag!

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Maybe nobody likes you? You thought about that yet?

#hashtag!

That seems super unlikely, I'm really pretty

Roylicious posted:

You either need some ridiculous fetish or some other hook. There's a pretty large crack smoking community on Tumblr maybe you can start with that?

#getspun

Hmm... I like the ddlg thing the other guy mentioned but it'll be weird if my friends ever see it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

POWERBALL posted:

I used a bunch of tags for my cute selfies but no one like or reblogged them and it's been hours. Where are the adoring men???

How big r dem tiddies

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
Awesome thread OP. Just what neo-GBS needs.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
building an internet following takes a lot of time and effort engaging with the community learning about the hashtags memes and trends of the people you want to attract and most importantly patience and dedication

or you can just pay 5 bucks and a clickfarm in bangladesh will but 1000 likes and follows on all your poo poo

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

rear end posted:

Awesome thread OP. Just what neo-GBS needs.

Thank you. There is more of my content available on my tumblr

scrubs season six posted:

How big r dem tiddies

They're pretty big but not like huge. I don't think it's what's causing my problem

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

POWERBALL posted:

They're pretty big but not like huge. I don't think it's what's causing my problem

Get bigger tiddies

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

scrubs season six posted:

Get bigger tiddies

Always good advice.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Did you plug the tumblr in? I'm not sure how this works, I don't do a lot of geology stuff.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


tumblr is that site with all the porn right

Lemon
May 22, 2003

bifurcation

edit: oh wait I didn't read it properly and I assumed you were a dude. bifurcate your boobs then I guess.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ork of Fiction posted:

Did you plug the tumblr in? I'm not sure how this works, I don't do a lot of geology stuff.

Probably forgot to add the grit. Or started to with the fine grit or polish instead of the coarse. That happens a lot.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i just use steel wool

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Put a cat on your boobs, stupid.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Das Boo posted:

Put a cat on your boobs, stupid.

Or you can try putting your boobs on a cat. Either way, really.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Roylicious posted:

You either need some ridiculous fetish or some other hook. There's a pretty large crack smoking community on Tumblr maybe you can start with that?

#getspun

Tell me more about this community of geeks

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
same way you get noticed here, really. insult fat people and video games.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
tell them there is only one gender

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Have a glorious meltdown.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
post your rear end a bunch, probably.

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
hand on the hip showing off your butt in yoga pants will never go out of style

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
declare something problematic, op

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Gotta post your balls OP.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Saint-X posted:

Tell me more about this community of geeks

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/getting-spun
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tweaker-nation

Here there be monsters.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

POWERBALL posted:

Maybe my settings are wrong and no one can see my posts or something

hi maybe have u tried sharing some tumblrs and commenting on other cuties with the same interest as you or reblogging

deffo get a clique of cuties to reblog everything u do and then ull get chain reblogged and get some good hits

tumblr has so many cute piccies and i think its perf ~ :h:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Cut yourself and threaten your followers with suicide if they don't lavish you with praise and get everyone they can to follow you. Use schizophrenic-style word salad. Accuse strangers and acquaintances of sexual abuse.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Tell prospective fans what triggers you.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Lastgirl posted:

hi maybe have u tried sharing some tumblrs and commenting on other cuties with the same interest as you or reblogging

deffo get a clique of cuties to reblog everything u do and then ull get chain reblogged and get some good hits

tumblr has so many cute piccies and i think its perf ~ :h:

*last part of me that feels emotion dies*

get the lashes

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post like it's your cat talking

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Zorodius posted:

post like it's your cat talking

hit every pile of cats in town and adopt the one that looks the most hosed up looking first

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

You should follow in the footsteps of the most successful taker of selfies of all time: Kirk Johnson.


Which is to say, prolapse your anus.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Show off a nice warm creampie.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I find the easiest way to get attention on the internet is to be attractive.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Cut yourself and threaten your followers with suicide if they don't lavish you with praise and get everyone they can to follow you. Use schizophrenic-style word salad. Accuse strangers and acquaintances of sexual abuse.

we are the Funyuns posted:

Tell prospective fans what triggers you.



Do both of these.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Serious Frolicking posted:

same way you get noticed here, really. insult fat people and video games.

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POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I find the easiest way to get attention on the internet is to be attractive.

As I already mentioned,, I'm really attractive. I get hit on a lot irl, it's so annoying tbh.

Lastgirl posted:

hi maybe have u tried sharing some tumblrs and commenting on other cuties with the same interest as you or reblogging

deffo get a clique of cuties to reblog everything u do and then ull get chain reblogged and get some good hits

tumblr has so many cute piccies and i think its perf ~ :h:

This is great advice :D

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