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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I couldn't think of a more clever thread title, so feel free to change it, Hand Knit. Will we survive the 13 days or so until real hockey? I'm jonesin' hard, man. :negative:

There's hockey going on in the meantime, but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-YfuVQmX8

Aaron Palushaj gets an AHL deal with Cleveland after a nice camp: http://bluejacketsxtra.dispatch.com/content/blogs/puck-rakers/2016/09/palushaj-close-to-finalizing-ahl-deal.html

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Oct 1, 2016

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



my life is depressing and hollow without hockey. the world cup of hockey and the preseason failed to fill my need for bad, angry coaches yelling at their players. they failed to satisfy my hunger for extremely uninformed hot takes by the lowest dregs of the media. 13 days until the glorious fancy cats take the ice and i am fulfilled once again

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Shameful low effort title and OP to usher in a new year of hockey.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i think the penguins have played maybe 6 nhl players in total during the preseason so far, thanks world cup of hockey for making preseason even more unwatchable than usual

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

xzzy posted:

Shameful low effort title and OP to usher in a new year of hockey.

I dunno, I think it has enough hustle and heart to be put on a line with Patty Kane.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

xzzy posted:

Shameful low effort title and OP to usher in a new year of hockey.

The World Cup everyone!

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Bold Prediction: The Winnipeg Jets will win a playoff game.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
i just want the oilers to hit .500 is that too much to ask :smith:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

fits posted:

i just want the oilers to hit .500 is that too much to ask :smith:

They're Canadian team, and are the Oilers. What do you think?

Juvi
Apr 8, 2003

I AM DOG.

Pornographic Memory posted:

i think the penguins have played maybe 6 nhl players in total during the preseason so far, thanks world cup of hockey for making preseason even more unwatchable than usual

The Guentzel - Simon connection has been fun to watch and Scott Wilson has dominated everything...That's all I got.

SAVE ME SIDNEY

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



fits posted:

i just want the oilers to hit .500 is that too much to ask :smith:

Mediocrity would be a welcome upgrade!!

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
I'm excited to watch some Leafs hockey, but not too much, since I don't expect them to be good enough to merit staying up until 3 in the morning midweek.

Go Leafs.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
the canucks are a wreck of a team, and I don't think adding the top line back in is going to help at all

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
What are the good storylines this season? Not like teams hitting the earth and leaving a smouldering crater, but good and cool stuff to look forwards to?

- What McDavid can do over a full season, obviously.
- Can the Panthers continue to be for real?
- Will Nashville be a kick rear end fire wagon team?

What else?

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

- will Phil hit 40?
- will Carlyle crater the ducks?
- will stamkos survive?

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

fits posted:

i just want the oilers to hit .500 is that too much to ask :smith:

Regular .500 or Gary Bettman .500?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Hand Knit posted:

What are the good storylines this season? Not like teams hitting the earth and leaving a smouldering crater, but good and cool stuff to look forwards to?

- What McDavid can do over a full season, obviously.
- Can the Panthers continue to be for real?
- Will Nashville be a kick rear end fire wagon team?

What else?

will the Canucks top 70 points?

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

I'd like to see what Carolina's young defense can do given there's gonna be a lot of Pittsburgh copycatting on that front.

I'd like to see Dallas get further than the second round with this goaltending but I'd also like a winning lottery ticket.

I'd like to see Toronto media's Babcock idol worship break & how he deals with it.

I'd like to see if Rinne can find his groove in a system where he's not getting shelled like border France and if so, if Nashville can make a run at winning the Central.

I'd like to see Keith & Seabrook not die off for another few years lalala I can't hear you, past statistics

e: I'd like to see Therrien fired but that's everyone not actively rooting against Montreal

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Hand Knit posted:

What are the good storylines this season? Not like teams hitting the earth and leaving a smouldering crater, but good and cool stuff to look forwards to?

- What McDavid can do over a full season, obviously.
- Can the Panthers continue to be for real?
- Will Nashville be a kick rear end fire wagon team?

What else?

arizona young guns

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

How many games until Radulov flees back to Russia?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

DOOMocrat posted:

I'd like to see Keith & Seabrook not die off for another few years lalala I can't hear you, past statistics

Fancy stats say Seabrook has been getting worse every season for the past few years so sorry on that front. Keith seems to be sustaining or getting better at least.
Also Campbell on that sweetheart contract is basically getting a #1 D for loving pennies unless everything falls apart for him this season, so there's that - and Hossa looked good in the World Cup so I suspect he'll have a bounce-back stats wise. All in all, another season where the Hawks are likely going to go hog-wild in the Western Conference.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Hand Knit posted:

What else?

Will Edmonton pick first overall??!?!

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Which of Bennings offseason moves was most catastrophic for the franchise?

Can Carey save Theriens job? yes

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

DOOMocrat posted:

I'd like to see Therrien fired but that's everyone not actively rooting against Montreal

Tbh I'd like to see Therrien fired because I hope they replace him with Patrick Roy

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Will the Hitchcock / Yeo coaching duo lead the Blues to the Cup?

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

Krime posted:

Will the Hitchcock / Yeo coaching duo lead the Blues to the Cup?

no.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Pornographic Memory posted:

Tbh I'd like to see Therrien fired because I hope they replace him with Patrick Roy

This is my new goal for this season.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

May Bergevin and Therrien be fired like right now.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hand Knit posted:



What else?

Oilers writers comparing Hall's goal total to Larsson's +/-

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Drunk Canuck posted:

Oilers writers comparing Hall's goal total to Larsson's +/-

In absolute values these numbers might be very close.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pretty sure every team in the Central got better, even Colorado (through subtraction, not addition, but it still counts). Sure am looking forward to another meat grinder season that will likely have some teams fighting for the playoffs right until the end.

Pacific looks interesting. Arizona could do well, especially if the Ducks go full Carlyle. :lol: Vancouver and Edmonton.

Atlantic is 2 good teams, a bunch of average teams, and Therrien being propped up by Carey Price.

Metro looks... like it really wont change much form last year?

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
I don't think the Blues got better, but they didn't get demonstrably worse. 2016-17 is a necessary retooling year, shedding some old guys and letting younger guys get their feet wet. Hopefully someone (like Rattie or Jaskin) can take a step forward and be a difference maker, even if it's just as a triggerman.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

I made a prediction thread because why not

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792838

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
I Drove 4 Hours To See Mitch Marner Clown Idiot Teens And All I Got Was Him Somehow Being Invisible In An 8-1 Rout And Matt Hunwick Scoring More Goals Than He Will This Season

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





I was going to do this next week, so thank you for saving me the trouble. :toot:

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Nashville extended Laviolette for 2 more seasons, though I think he was already under contract through 2018?

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Flyers are playing some fuckos tonight but more importantly they're going to have this line:

Konecny - Couturier - Voracek


Tonight is pretty much where Konecny either does or doesn't make the team, I feel like


They're also pairing Myers and Provorov together, which is interesting since it's the first prospect-only pairing on D that we've seen (other than maybe in the scrub games on monday??)

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Central is going to be loving bloody. Pretty much every team got better and the Pacific didn't.

I'm ready for all the goals.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




JoelJoel posted:

Central is going to be loving bloody. Pretty much every team got better and the Pacific didn't.

I'm ready for all the goals.

Since youre talking about Dallas I have to assume you mean all the goals for and against. :v:

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Yup. 5-4 games own. Especially when they should be 5-2 but GODDAMMIT LETHONEN TWO LIKE THAT IN A ROW? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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