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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Mother Nature has a wicked sense of humor. You'll be walking along minding your own business when...woah! Did you really just see that? A huge dick!

But it's not. It's just something that looks like a dick. Good one, Mother Nature!

This is the thread to post things that look like dicks but aren't. Remember to keep it Work Safe! I'll start us off with three genital dopplegangers, but I'm sure there are plenty more out there.






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Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Manifisto



ty nesamdoom!

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit


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Macnult

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


🍆

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

alnilam

8====D~~~

alnilam

alnilam posted:

8====D~~~

it's actually a very high level math expression but people always call me crude when i talk about it

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
speaking of mathematical things that look like dicks:

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Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
omg hey you said to keep this sfw!!!!!

Manifisto


here op hth


ty nesamdoom!

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

here op hth



This is a good collection of images.

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City of Glompton


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

RealityWarCriminal

:o:

misty mountaintop posted:

speaking of mathematical things that look like dicks:



sorry about your micropenis/gigaballs

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alnilam

Currently cutting up some japanese eggplants and hoo boy let me tell ya

Macnult

misty mountaintop posted:

speaking of mathematical things that look like dicks:



stare at this image for 30 seconds then look at a wall. the wall is made of dicks

Macnult


the artist for this abstract painting spent weeks drawing several thousand tiny dicks no further than 1mm apart. the end result? one big dick

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Macnult posted:


the artist for this abstract painting spent weeks drawing several thousand tiny dicks no further than 1mm apart. the end result? one big dick

Omg haha, didn't he know what it would look like?

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Macnult

misty mountaintop posted:

Omg haha, didn't he know what it would look like?

it was unintentional but gosh it's funny at galleries when people put their face real close to see all the tiny dicks, unaware that they're totally diving headfirst into a big ol' dong

Robot Made of Meat

alnilam posted:

8====D~~~
it's actually a very high level math expression but people always call me crude when i talk about it

Eight is extremely equal to D, very approximately.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Eight is extremely equal to D, very approximately.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
its funny when somebody who aint been to winston salem says all skyscrapers look like dicks


gently caress i broke my computer and cant get imgur to work on my fone
all wrong turns today

anyway this place looks even more like a dick in person https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_North_Main_Street#/media/File%3A100_North_Main_Street.JPG

byob historian fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Oct 2, 2016

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

alnilam

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Eight is extremely equal to D, very approximately.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

did you spend that whole acid trip staring at dicks

Orkin Mang

by FactsAreUseless
geoduck

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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

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nature is rife with phalluses

Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Oct 2, 2016


hi how are you ♥

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
my penis

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

misty mountaintop posted:

speaking of mathematical things that look like dicks:



Im not sure what/who you did... but you might want to get that looked at, or call the CDC... Like yesterday.

<3 <3 Vanisher

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Thngs that look like dicks, Graphic Design Logo Fail Edition:

Graphic designers have a tough job; they have to make logos that are at once recognizable, clear, and unique. Is it any wonder that they end up with their minds on one of the clearest, most recognizable forms there is, the human penis? Take a look at these five logos just a little bit closer. When you see it, you'll poo poo bricks!

1


More like Amadong, amarite?

2


Woah nelly! And I thought the only people getting hosed by Nike were Chinese factory workers!

3


If your mouth has ever watered when you passed a McDonalds...well now you know why!

4


I'm pretty sure this one was intentional, but it's still funny.

5


Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

misty mountaintop fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 2, 2016

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Bhauk
I look like a dick

Manifisto


logos you say?












ty nesamdoom!

Bhauk

OhsH

Manifisto posted:

here op hth



i did not know nugent pooped his pants to get out of war, i wonder if it was at the recruifment office, or basic training

OhsH fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Oct 2, 2016

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

OhsH posted:

i did not know nugent pooped his pants to get out of war, i wonder if it was at the recruifment office, or basic training

it was in front of the draft board

OhsH

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

it was in front of the draft board

i have been educatef now on how to avoid the draft, thank you mr martin and mr nugent. solid team work

OhsH fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Oct 2, 2016

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Bhauk
I love this thread

this is my thread

Nosfereefer

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ever notie how a bong looks like a penis`?

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Bhauk

Nosfereefer posted:

ever notie how a bong looks like a penis`?

no

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Nosfereefer posted:

ever notie how a bong looks like a penis`?

Honestly? I think you're stretching here.

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