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JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
I don't know that I want to see this pokemon hunter continually beat Kendrick.

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

The new entrance ramp and board makes a lot of entrances look incredible

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I would rather hear the Rikishi story and never know the end than listen to the story about Kendrick driving TJP to train.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

pressedbunny posted:

How is TJP not a heel I mean come on look at him

We've had a wrestling plumber as a heel once, why not a wrestling homeless person?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Big Queefy posted:

The new entrance ramp and board makes a lot of entrances look incredible

I like it a lot but those ropes are terrible.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
yohoho matey

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Kendrick's tights material is incredible. I want every wrestler to have their gear remade in that.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
Also, why are the ropes purple? Is it Lent in the WWE?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
tj perkins pants are really hideous and i dont want to look at the screen while those pants are there

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Holographic houndstooth is what we call Brian Kendrick's tights and the name of my ska band.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
The Cruiserweights: Not fans of Susan G. Komen

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

JoeBangles posted:

I don't know that I want to see this pokemon hunter continually beat Kendrick.

I bet you cheer for the New Day

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

If he ever gains weight he can be named TJ Porkins.

He can wrestle Hoho Ton.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Mulaney Power Move posted:

that oija board movie looks right up my kooky aunt's alley

I can hear my MIL ordering her Chick tracts now...

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Purple ropes covering the pink. Clearly the cruiserweights dont support breast cancer awareness :mad:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

gently caress this is making me cringe

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

nooneofconsequence posted:

I bet you cheer for the New Day

It's true! It's true! I also gyrate when they describe themselves as W W E world heavy weight...

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

TBK's heeling is the best :allears:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The fact that Kendrick actually had to pull his fingers out made that look brutal

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Blaise330 posted:

Purple ropes covering the pink. Clearly the cruiserweights dont support breast cancer awareness :mad:

Let's go breast cancer!

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

JoeBangles posted:

Also, why are the ropes purple? Is it Lent in the WWE?

Yes. Our WWE Lenten moritfication is Roman Reigns.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

JoeBangles posted:

It's true! It's true! I also gyrate when they describe themselves as W W E world heavy weight...

Don't get ahead of yourself, Big E's world title run isnt until 2018.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
my fingers hurt

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i wish perkins would dab while locked into submissions, or right after taking a finisher, to make his opponent upset and break the hold or keep them from pinning him for a moment. just thinking "out loud"

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I like that Kendrick/Perkins and everyone else have a bunch of awesome matches in the CWC, and then up to Raw and it might as well be Roman Reigns and Baron Corbin in there. Except smaller. #politicalhit

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

JoeBangles posted:

Also, why are the ropes purple? Is it Lent in the WWE?

it's the middle of rosh hashanah

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Rhonne posted:

Let's go breast cancer!

Breast Cancer vs Roman, who gets booed?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Same! Also watching that last move before the break made it worse.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Cavauro posted:

i wish perkins would dab while locked into submissions, or right after taking a finisher, to make his opponent upset and break the hold or keep them from pinning him for a moment. just thinking "out loud"

The dab is scarier than Bray's spider walk.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Purple ropes own haters vacate

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is every month going to be a different Cancer Scam Charity month now

bartok
May 10, 2006



How many weeks until Brown Strongman comes out and destroys the division to get cheap heat?

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Blaise330 posted:

Breast Cancer vs Roman, who gets booed?

Roman. And then we cheer when we find out he has breast cancer.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Purple ropes own haters vacate

Every title should get its own ropes.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

did kendrick make his pants out of gift bags from the party store

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

How did I only just realize that this matchup shares a name with this guy

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Brock Lesnar posted:

is every month going to be a different Cancer Scam Charity month now

At least every Tuesday we'll get to see Naomi drop her rear end on a different logo during her entrance.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dr. rear end posted:

How did I only just realize that this matchup shares a name with this guy



i'm having ptsd right now please tag appropriately

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok posted:

How many weeks until Brown Strongman comes out and destroys the division to get cheap heat?

They'll just bring Kevin Nash back for a night and have him launch everyone in the division into the side of a truck like a dart.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"The Captain's Hook"

How does this guy get a unique name for his chinlock but Kevin Owens doesnt?

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