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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Rhonne posted:

Every title should get its own ropes.

I don't know if you're being serious but I unironically agree

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Weird to give all the flippy dudes unflashy submission finishes.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


What cancer is purple

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
lmao

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

wait that wasn't for the title?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Didn't take long for the first cruiserweight champ to job live on free tv.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

nooneofconsequence posted:

wait that wasn't for the title?

No, WWE changed their mind, not kidding.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

boy they sure do love having their champs lose clean on tv

bartok
May 10, 2006



They have other cruiserweights don't they?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lmao that was nontitle? gently caress off raw

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
50! 50! clap clap clapclapclap

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Le Saboteur posted:

Weird to give all the flippy dudes unflashy submission finishes.

Can't make the spear look less good

ryden
Oct 9, 2011

ACAB

50/50 booking is awesome.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

tapped out to a loving headlock

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
LMAO - Someone call Uncle Ted because WCW at the end made more sense than this garbage.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Blaise330 posted:

"The Captain's Hook"

How does this guy get a unique name for his chinlock but Kevin Owens doesnt?

Because it's a bully choke, not a transition hold

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
RAW continues to build new faces effectively.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
WAIT TILL YOU SEE AN INTERVIEW JUST WAIT~!~!~

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Blaise330 posted:

"The Captain's Hook"

How does this guy get a unique name for his chinlock but Kevin Owens doesnt?

Just call KO's the Double Chinlock.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dr. rear end posted:

Because it's a bully choke, not a transition hold

but Kevin Owens is the chinlock master AND a bully :(

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


If I were a wrestler, if mysteriously fall ill any time the promotion went to my hometown. Nothing good can come of it.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I really find all of Kendrick's dickshittery so much more visually appealing than any of the flip or memes Perkins does.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Fat Lowtax posted:

What cancer is purple

RAW

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I really find all of Kendrick's dickshittery so much more visually appealing than any of the flip or memes Perkins does.

I do like that everytime he cheats to win, the first thing we'll hear is the opening line of his theme song.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I find most Perkins poo poo pretty sloppy in the ring and Kendrick is a way more compelling character as this desperate old veteran heel grabbing for his last chance at glory.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
when Kevin Owens loses the belt have him go dark for a while then bring him back as Bully Demise

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Le Saboteur posted:

I find most Perkins poo poo pretty sloppy in the ring and Kendrick is a way more compelling character as this desperate old veteran heel grabbing for his last chance at glory.

But Perkins is pretty... and homeless... and video games...

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Le Saboteur posted:

I find most Perkins poo poo pretty sloppy in the ring and Kendrick is a way more compelling character as this desperate old veteran heel grabbing for his last chance at glory.

Kendrick really owned that angle in the CWC, while Perkins didn't really have any character in it at all other than "guy who dabs"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The question is is

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

wonder how things are working out for cody in tna

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/783102942156984320

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

when Kevin Owens loses the belt have him go dark for a while then bring him back as Bully Demise

well there's a character I never thought would pop up in this thread

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Don't they usually put these interviews on youtube? Are they that desperate to fill time.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

oatgan posted:

wonder how things are working out for cody in tna

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/783102942156984320

Bucket list

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Face Seth Rollins sucks

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

seth rollins isn't sympathetic at all

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Rhonne posted:

Don't they usually put these interviews on youtube? Are they that desperate to fill time.

They needed Rollins on the show in some capacity

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I love how everything Seth says about KO 100% described Seth's authority run.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

oatgan posted:

wonder how things are working out for cody in tna

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/783102942156984320

My eyes just rolled out of my head

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


why are they showing this? If you want to do a Rollins segment put him with another wrestler/someone people actually want to see. No one gives a poo poo about Michael Cole interviews unless its the heel making fun of him the whole time.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Oatgan is the Kevin Owens in my life. :(

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