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CatelynIsAZombie posted:

embarassed on the first day of jail when i call the guard captain mom


A FUCKIN BONG BOMB



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[criminal goon by himself in his jail cell and theres no yayo] chichi get the yayo



Retarded_Clown_
[in the the voice from the guy who says pigs in space from teh original 1970s muppet show] GOONS. IN. JAIL.


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Retarded_Clown_ posted:

[criminal goon by himself in his jail cell and theres no yayo] chichi get the yayo



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Some mother fuckers always trying to ice rear end uphill


DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
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Believe In Yrself Betty posted:

Some mother fuckers always trying to ice rear end uphill

lmao


Daikatana Ritsu

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Jack Daniels: My farts smell like poop today. Lmao

Some Lurker: Mine smell like cheese. LOL

Sam 'Cheese Nug' Banks, a serial rapist and murderer who grew up in horrific poverty and has crippling brain damage from exposure to lead paint, follows the thread from the Angola prison library. Despite the scale of his crimes, his severely limited mental faculties made the decision to try him as a fully conscious, responsible adult a deeply controversial one, and even his victims believe some form of home arrest with pastoral care would have been a more appropriate sentence than hard time.

Sam 'Cheese Nug' Banks: Hahaha. This thread is the best.

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Oh Don Piano

Believe In Yrself Betty posted:

Some mother fuckers always trying to ice rear end uphill



Nutmeg
Who the gently caress stays in jail long enough to eat



cerics

cerics posted:

Who the gently caress stays in jail long enough to eat

Extremely Hungry Criminal Inmates


Oh Don Piano

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.


Daikatana Ritsu

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.

lol


that Yay Yay
solarbeam
theres some stuff on page 2 id like to quote but im not going back there



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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Oh poo poo, do you have experience of this stuff dude? gently caress... thats sick.

I'm a lawyer.


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awkwerd paws


Spring YOSboss biach. lLkes Eminime: call of Duty, swort art. a tatto My monster fan art on line

YCS anti poo poo post Brigade. Friends with AxeMAniac Bleeding Wiimote crew.

awkwerd paws posted:

I'm a lawyer.

pm sent



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Grandmother of Five posted:

fyad who is pretending to be cool, saying stuff about prison that he knows from black twitter and The Wire: heroin is called boy, and the classic prison tear-drop tattoo represents how many people you've 187'd, that is to say, killed

fyad who has actually been to prison because he did a serious criminal act: you're not allowed to use the wi-fi and you can't play dungeons and dragons with your friends


weezy kiss baby on the mouth in the rap city basement
awkwerd paws


Spring YOSboss biach. lLkes Eminime: call of Duty, swort art. a tatto My monster fan art on line

YCS anti poo poo post Brigade. Friends with AxeMAniac Bleeding Wiimote crew.

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

embarassed on the first day of jail when i call the guard captain mom

haha


weezy kiss baby on the mouth in the rap city basement
awkwerd paws


Spring YOSboss biach. lLkes Eminime: call of Duty, swort art. a tatto My monster fan art on line

YCS anti poo poo post Brigade. Friends with AxeMAniac Bleeding Wiimote crew.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.


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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.


mycophobia



anime

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.

lol


A FUCKIN BONG BOMB



Believe In Yrself Betty posted:

Some mother fuckers always trying to ice rear end uphill


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.

lmao



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tumor looking batty posted:

he never said what he did

INCESTO; INCESTO!!!


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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Jail for goons was different. See, Jeremy cut the garlic so thin it would liquify in the pan with a little sriracha.


apropos to nothing

Believe In Yrself Betty posted:

Some mother fuckers always trying to ice rear end uphill



Long Waffle Beard
ive been courtside how the gently caress do YOU think my tribes skills are jfc



White Genocide

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Oh poo poo, do you have experience of this stuff dude? gently caress... thats sick.

he went to jail for a couple months, you better watch your back....


woozy pawsies

the other thing i remember about big anime fan was he said he fell off a cliff or something while on drugs but was too hosed up to tell he had broken his back and punctured his lungs and stuff and was just totally chill about it so he went back to drinking beer. dont wanna gently caress with that


woozy pawsies

woozy pawsies posted:

the other thing i remember about big anime fan was he said he fell off a cliff or something while on drugs but was too hosed up to tell he had broken his back and punctured his lungs and stuff and was just totally chill about it so he went back to drinking beer. dont wanna gently caress with that

I have also fallen down and went boom and lets just say its not fun lol



Skylark

woozy pawsies posted:

the other thing i remember about big anime fan was he said he fell off a cliff or something while on drugs but was too hosed up to tell he had broken his back and punctured his lungs and stuff and was just totally chill about it so he went back to drinking beer. dont wanna gently caress with that

hell same except i also commited armed roberry and had sex with a sexy woman before gonig jhome to my wife where we talked all about it and also had sex (its called an open marriage, maybe when you grow up youll learn all about it )



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badass criminal guy who does drugs and has sex



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Metagrubs

Skylark posted:

I have also fallen down and went boom and lets just say its not fun lol


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