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"designed" by google ie: reused htc parts
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REAR GLASS Google Gl-rear end
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Oct 4, 2016 17:20
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Note the soft Corinthian leather.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:20
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That joke fell reaaaaally flat...
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Oct 4, 2016 17:20
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no camera bump sold.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:20
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No unsightly camera bump. Pause for laughter.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:20
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Google Assistant built in?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!
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Oct 4, 2016 17:21
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Ohhh it has Google Assistant built in! OH MY GOOOD Also, takes photos and uses cloud, wow.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:21
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First phone with Google Assistant built in *pause for silence* audience is filled with Snowdens
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Oct 4, 2016 17:21
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I see Google is hiring the descendants of Elrond.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:21
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None of those are exciting things
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Oct 4, 2016 17:21
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someone should tell brian to stand up straight
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Oct 4, 2016 17:22
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This guy is nervous as gently caress
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Oct 4, 2016 17:22
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a clean, polished look thanks to our "clean, polished look" wallpaper, only on Pixel
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Oct 4, 2016 17:22
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this guy is gonna have a nervous breakdown
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Oct 4, 2016 17:23
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"It's pretty cool right?" Not really.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:23
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Brian can't stand to look into the eyes of the sniper that will take him out if he doesn't nail this
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Oct 4, 2016 17:23
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Oct 4, 2016 17:23
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"we're making a big deal about features that people already had"
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Oct 4, 2016 17:23
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Our new phone plays video!
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Oct 4, 2016 17:24
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Didn't Google Now do poo poo like this already? I already spoke to Google Now. This looks awkward. Ahahaha "Went to"
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Oct 4, 2016 17:24
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Oh now we have his wife's number oh boy.... 650 623 7021
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Oct 4, 2016 17:24
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orange sky posted:Didn't Google Now do poo poo like this already? I already spoke to Google Now. Pretty sure android 2.2 did this poo poo
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Oct 4, 2016 17:24
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lisa is going to be getting a lot of texts
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Oct 4, 2016 17:24
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"went" 
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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want = went gj. This is why you pre-record this poo poo and just fake it
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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Is this *another* glass back I spy? That will rank in the "bad design decisions" championship alongside "soap pellets that look like candy".
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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Oops
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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Google Now, meet Google Later
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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yo Lisa want to go to dinner with someone that aint a beta bitch
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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Dunno, I like the idea of the interactions being in a chat-like stream instead of one off things like Now is currently.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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orange sky posted:Didn't Google Now do poo poo like this already? I already spoke to Google Now. Yeah, Google Assistant is new tech built on the foundation of Google Now, though. You can currently use it in Allo.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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loving tech demos every company should learn that you don't do live tech demos like this before trying them out 1000x times before Also regarding the Assistant, I think if it really uses AI/machine learning it's going to be great. But the presentation is missing that "wow" factor that you'd expect from Google software.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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Pixel is great because it more efficiently collects personal information for sale
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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I don't want that frosted glass look 
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Oct 4, 2016 17:25
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Oh now we have his wife's number oh boy.... I can only assume it's a promo number, but it would be hilarious if it weren't.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:26
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Thermopyle posted:Dunno, I like the idea of the interactions being in a chat-like stream instead of one off things like Now is currently. yeah, it's a much better presentation, but the feature is almost the same as before.
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Oct 4, 2016 17:26
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every time someone at Google says "cards", an LG TV gets its wings.
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The only applause this poor fucker has received was the applause in the Lumineers video before they performed
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