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Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

I read web novels to remind myself why I still belief in Buddhist principles. Mostly involving hatred towards mobsters, thugs, crime lords and psychopathic old men in young boys' bodies fondling underage women as trophy concubines.

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Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Pigeotic posted:

This is pretty great, the way she wins her first 'boss battle' is completely absurd (in a good way).

I thought I was getting Rule 63 Shield Hero but instead I got Toriko.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Krunge posted:

I'm glad we've taxonified our terrible WNs.

All we need now is a goon to make separate flow charts for different flavors of wn, that way we eliminate the very need for posting because the flowcharts already stated those things for us.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

BlitzBlast posted:

I think my favorite part about Konosuba is how silly the climaxes sound out of context.

In this volume, Kazuma gets serious and drives a casino into bankruptcy.

"Watch this teenager make millions casinos hate him!"

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i wish that wn's about genius doctors didn't always turn into an extended wankfest about traditional chinese medicine

i wish that wn's about reincarnated femme fatales weren't mostly about hooking up with an impossibly beautiful emperor



also, a sense of humor goes a long way because 99.999% of these crappy web novels are completely humorless

I wish that wn's about poor lepers didn't always turn into an extended wankfest of eugenics and SUPERIOR NOT RACIST GENES.

I wish that wn's about reincarnated japanese men didn't always turn into a tale of casual homophobia and polygamy. The worse part about the polygamy is that they don't even try to make a statement like "yeah they all are completely fine with each other why do you have a problem with their relationship"? More often than not it's "gently caress all the anime."

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

It's what these nerds want. They want to appear like they are master of rules and work hard in a system but in reality they just want power handouts for being special snowflakes.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Well then, I guess it's going to be a while until I can translate as well as Blastron. I don't want to go down the path of facilitating the popularity of problematic and boring power fantasies.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Apr 8, 2017

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Is there any XianXia novel that knows how to fight other than power shin kicking? I feel like the concept of dodging is lost on them.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

There is nothing more boring for me than a battle where you already know who is going to win, everything is just theatrics to pretend it's more exciting than it actually is.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

to me, the strangest part of chinese wn's is how every one of them i've read absolutely seethes with greed. more money, more power, more women, but it is never enough and this endless thirst is somehow seen as a virtue.

You know all those cyberpunk films where the protagonists are fighting the megacorporations who exploit others for profit and foster a culture where the rich are avatars of goodliness? These guys see those films and think "You know being the ceo ain't so bad i'm pretty sure that if I was in charge I'd be making everyone's lives better, except for the people I hate." Also something Communism and hyper capitalism ebbs and flows in Chinese history.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jul 26, 2017

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Well at least someone's honest with their feelings of wanting totalitarian governments that solely exist for them and them alone.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

jon joe posted:

I feel like the murder stuff could be better done if there were proper consequences for that stuff and characters couldn’t just unleash apocalypses against your entire clan because you farted on their dog.

I'd honestly find the entire genre more fun if every single time some jackass on a power trip starts trashing the world, every clan goes out of their way to stomp on their dumb heads into the dirt. Not because of honor or reputation, but because they all are sick of having entire countries wiped out because some thin skinned manchild couldn't accept the fact that his fiance from another life is 11 years old and doesn't want to associate with the trillion year old man in a child's body.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Oct 26, 2017

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Is there no cultivation technique that cures stomach ulcers?

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i'd sooner read the magical rape fantasy than bleach fan fiction

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > ADTRW > Web Novel megathread: I assure you there is no rape in it

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Tunicate posted:

quick check: didn't see any rape, the main character is a BDSM lesbian maid instead

You trying to make that sound like a bad thing.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 05:10 on May 16, 2018

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

We Xianxia now.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 02:39 on May 17, 2018

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

The Sandman posted:

More so than the Germans?

Is German porn that depraved?

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Patrat posted:

Regarding the crazy number crunching on Forge of Destiny and resulting drama, that kind of thing seems to be fairly important to generating interest and an active community on Sufficent Velocity. I write a fairly popular 'quest' there despite my mediocre literary skills and getting people debating over logistics and budgeting or whatever seems to be a noticeable draw.

Though in my case it was kind of deliberate. I commoditized political capital so that the thread would end up voting for nepotism and similiar before realizing they were very much not the good guy.

Mind linking us said Quest for those interested?

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Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Patrat posted:

The one I am running is here:

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/you-are-a-sector-admiral-of-a-strained-imperium.49239/

It is a soft sci-fi set up where the main character is a common born late 30 something commodore in a deeply hosed up space empire. It has space nobles, the empire is about as hosed up as a society with Space Dukes might be expected to be.

Definitely not the best characterization or writing from me but I have been having run running it and people have gotten enough into the mechanical aspects to go and make monstrous Google Document combat calculators and similar.

Currently reading through, wow this is giving me the same vibes as reading those pulp novels of taking old naval battles and aristocracy and putting it all in the far future. It evokes memories of intricately detailed ships inked in pen. In other words I am really digging the aesthetic and the climb towards power.

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