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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
"Ah haven't drunk spurrits from away last year"

Gráinne may actually have a drink problem, way to defeat stereotypes

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Me, myself and Grainne

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Again, both teams and both products are absolute pish

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Alanna looks like she's havign a bit of a breakdown :(

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
well it's the treat bit, i'm off to clean the cat's litter tray

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
"Let's go before they change their mind" hahaha

That was an even bigger dicking than when Karthik's team lost by like £40k. Hard to tell who will go

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Underneath Africa is India? WHAT

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
haha Francis turning a nod into a pretend facial tic

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
Yessss, interviews!

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Gronyer should have gone this week Trishna was fired because of racism.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Sugar is never going to hire one of the dumpy ones. :/

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Sorry for ur fetish

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:
There are no stand-out candidates in the final five. Whoever wins this I will be disappointed. They are all shocking.

I'm surprised Sugar didn't have more to say about Colony Gin with a picture of Africa. That has absolutely no positive connotations - coupled with the story of pillaging places for their spices to bring back to the Great British Empire. Awful.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Manic X posted:

There are no stand-out candidates in the final five. Whoever wins this I will be disappointed. They are all shocking.
Disappointing that 'the process' has come down to this.

Manic X posted:

I'm surprised Sugar didn't have more to say about Colony Gin with a picture of Africa. That has absolutely no positive connotations - coupled with the story of pillaging places for their spices to bring back to the Great British Empire. Awful.
I found the Colony Gin jingle to lift everyone's spirit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3BRAiMrAw

Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Dec 10, 2016

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I want Francis to win because she's adorable, which is more than the rest have going for them.

Courtney should've been fired in the first few weeks, and is only still there because the idea of an all female final five makes Sugar's brain hurt.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I still can't tell Jessica and Grainne apart.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I can.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Manic X posted:

I'm surprised Sugar didn't have more to say about Colony Gin with a picture of Africa. That has absolutely no positive connotations - coupled with the story of pillaging places for their spices to bring back to the Great British Empire. Awful.

And not a word about them straight up lying. I know they lost hugely but I wish that there'd be a bit more...education to it. I guess that's too much to ask.

At the end of the show do they tell you what everyone's pitch was somewhere? Like a bit after the X-factor ends or after Eurovision all the votes are released so you can see that [favourite person] was ahead the entire time and you might as well not even have bothered.

quote:

I still can't tell Jessica and Grainne apart.
Are you faceblind? Other than their hair colour (sorta) they're totally different.

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:

gret posted:

I still can't tell Jessica and Grainne apart.

They are like polar-opposite. One is like a Cbeebies presenter, the other is a resting bitch face.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Manic X posted:

They are like polar-opposite. One is like a Cbeebies presenter, the other is a resting bitch face.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Gráinne is one big hard warrior-princess looking bean.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




Is this supposed to illustrate that they're identical? Because it doesn't.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
trishna was awful and im glad she's gone

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It doesn't surprise me one bit that no POC made it to the final five. Weird how this seems to happen every year isn't it.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Pissflaps posted:

It doesn't surprise me one bit that no POC made it to the final five. Weird how this seems to happen every year isn't it.

Have you complained to Ofcom?

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

XMNN posted:

trishna was awful and im glad she's gone

Her and Paul were always so loving angry.

Also isn't Frances a person of colour? I thought her parents were Iranian or something.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Taear posted:

Her and Paul were always so loving angry.

Also isn't Frances a person of colour? I thought her parents were Iranian or something.

You think Sugar realises the difference between white and just a bit white looking?

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012
RIGHT OR WRONG, I CAN’T HELP BUT EXPRESS MYSELF LIKE A BRATTY CHILD. DON’T LISTEN TO ME.

Pissflaps posted:

It doesn't surprise me one bit that no POC made it to the final five. Weird how this seems to happen every year isn't it.


??

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

XMNN posted:

trishna was awful and im glad she's gone

She had a photographic memory, you know! Claude was better when he was just a poo poo.


is that a :mason: tie?

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012
RIGHT OR WRONG, I CAN’T HELP BUT EXPRESS MYSELF LIKE A BRATTY CHILD. DON’T LISTEN TO ME.
OK lets get this interviews shitshow going.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I think Courtney's You're Fired show will just be him sitting there for 15 minutes. Highlights will include sighing, shifting in his chair a bit and blinking like maybe he thinks he might have something in his eye.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Khablam posted:

OK lets get this interviews shitshow going.

I'm just sad that Sofian didn't get the opportunity to be eviscerated in this stage. :(

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
I'd never have guessed that Alana and Jessica would've made it to this stage at the start

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



What an indictment of the overall group...

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Is 5/6 90%?

Don't know.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
What are you supposed to answer when asked about what you'd do if you knew you wouldn't get caught? That's a terrible interview question.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Cunning Plan posted:

What are you supposed to answer when asked about what you'd do if you knew you wouldn't get caught? That's a terrible interview question.

He could've said it was something light hearted because for some reason he's doing novelty poo poo.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

God I hate Claude's interview technique. He's just abrasive and aggresive.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
he farted in that lift. it's his thing

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
They're usually terrible interviewers, they usually stray too easily from tough to mean

Tbf they do have terrible interviewees

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