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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Welcome to the 2016 MLB Postseason*!



Tonight's matchup features two a fuckton of bats and not a starting pitcher to be found.

https://twitter.com/MLB/status/783401625494761473

The visiting Orioles enter their second wild card game in team history, besting the Texas Rangers 5-1 in 2012. This is the first wild card game in Toronto Blue Jays history. The teams are playing for the right to lose in three games by three runs total to the American League top seed Texas Rangers.








* MLB Postseason begins Thursday, October 6, 2016.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


Time to enter absolute hell, where if everything goes to plan I get to watch a Jays/Rangers ALDS, guaranteed to be the worst thing ever. :beerpal:

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.


Commence angry posting.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


I am very proud to have hosed up the thread tag.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011



If you're not rooting for the Os you're objectively wrong and you hate America.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark



I am here for Blue Jays-Rangers II

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


This is the playoffs and Toronto is the best baseball team in the centre of the universe.





Death to America

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another rainy day commute




The boring old pitching duel is due up for tomorrow's NLWC so there better be a full range of dongs on display for this Tillman/HappStroman slugfest. :colbert:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain






Go Jays

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

We got the big fuckin' flag out, boys. We can't lose.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Also a big hearty lol at sending out Saunders to DH.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


Death to America :canada:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Roberto Alomar. :unsmith:

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012


shadok posted:

Roberto Alomar. :unsmith:
An Orioles legend

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


This is gonna be a good loud playoff game.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008




College Slice

Aaron Sanchez signing a baseball for Roberto Alomar :3

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


so, who is Ezequiel Carrera?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Who's calling this, anyways? Wife and I had to turn down the TV sound and put Jerry on the radio last year.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Go uh, poo poo, a good game I guess

Walked
Apr 14, 2003



GO BIRDS

orioles duh


edit:

sharknado slashfic posted:

If you're not rooting for the Os you're objectively wrong and you hate America.

You're cool

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


PLAYOFF BASEBALL :woop:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


I require infinite batflips in the ALDS, so go Blue Jays

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008




College Slice

Poque posted:

so, who is Ezequiel Carrera?
A middling pile of base hits and slightly above average base running.

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005



headsupsevenup
Sep 22, 2004

Okay.


shadok posted:

Who's calling this, anyways? Wife and I had to turn down the TV sound and put Jerry on the radio last year.

Apparently it's the TBS broadcasting crew, which includes Cal Ripken Jr. If it's as good as the Fox crew last year you'll just be better off turning on the radio.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008


Got my Toranno Beisbol Birds shirt and my rum. Go jays. Butthole already fully clenched

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Which is the better broadcast team for radio?

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008




College Slice

Who the gently caress is this lady bring back Hazel Mae.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

gently caress you Baltimore. Go Jays.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...


Go team, where team= the Jays.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003



John Wilkes Booth posted:

gently caress you Baltimore. Go Jays.

gently caress you :colbert:

Respectfully

Walked
Apr 14, 2003



Off to a very Adam Jones start

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


Nice fly out, rear end in a top hat.


Jays win this by 16

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Go Canadia

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


TBS has terrible graphics

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.



Go Os!!!!!!!!!!!!!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

I like TBS' scoreboard graphic. Clean and non-invasive

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...


Simmer down there, Marcus.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!


corn on the cop posted:

I like TBS' scoreboard graphic. Clean and non-invasive

I wish they would show a pitch count

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004






Poque posted:

I require infinite batflips in the ALDS, so go Blue Jays

Cubs fans are cool and awesome. Lets give Geddy Lee the World Series of his dreams with Cubs-Jays.

Go Jays.

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