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AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
JOEY BATTS

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
JOSE "JOEY BATS" BAUTISTA

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Woooooooo! The first dinger has been spotted :siren:

headsupsevenup
Sep 22, 2004

Okay.
JOEY BATS

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
JOSE JOSE JOSE

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

I figured Tillman was toast :(

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
jooose

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Jose Bautista you magnificent bastard

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Joey Bats has heard your prayers, thread. Praise be unto his glass chin.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


$$$$

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
TYhe GooD MAn

has
hit

the ball

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
THERE'S YOUR DINGER! JOEY BATS!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
god i love fired up playoff crowds

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
BATS :swoon:

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

loving blasted man

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bautista!

I thought that was a fly ball off the bat.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
just realized this could be bautista's last game here. let's hope not!

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

This game delivers already

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
My thirst for dingers has not yet been slaked

headsupsevenup
Sep 22, 2004

Okay.
Time for Jimenez to come out and no-hit the Jays through 5 :toot:

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

lmfao martin

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Get that :bunt: poo poo outta here

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Never Bunt Hit Dingers you fuckos

ITT new user names
Dec 29, 2004



Bats gon bats

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Russell what are you thinking

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Nice one big Joey Bats

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

My thirst for dingers has not yet been slaked

you told me you felt sick

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Spoeank posted:

Never Bunt Hit Dingers you fuckos

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Russell what are you thinking

"Jose just hit it really far I bet they won't expect the opposite"

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
What is this bunting bullshit?! :mad:

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
No bat flip, disappointed

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Is anyone going to bring up the idiot behind the plate?

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

no pitch count, no pitch tracker, wtf

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
wait michael bourn is still alive

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

goobernoodles posted:

Is anyone going to bring up the idiot behind the plate?

STRAAAAAAARRRRKKKGGGG



edit: courage? the gently caress. these announcers suck

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
worst joey bats bat flip ever

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Not a dinger. Boo, Tulo.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

ok gently caress the mic on this ump jesus

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I say turn the ump's mic up to 11

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
That was a nice catch you Oriole scumbag.

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