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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx


Fallen Rib

Jaaaaaaays

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays

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pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer


How many pitches from Ubaldo was that? 4? 5?

I was at the No Hitter vs the Braves. It was the first baseball game I ever brought my wife to. Crazy how terrible he is now.

headsupsevenup
Sep 22, 2004

Okay.


Vertical Lime posted:

oh and eat poo poo jason la canfora

He must be tearing up Twitter right now, dude gets mad as heck about Orioles baseball

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Bip Roberts posted:

Cool now the Giants can lose and cry tomorrow.

lol.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.


Nap Ghost

It was poo poo on when it was first announced but the new wildcard format kinda owns a lot.

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008


But like, now I really hope Osuna isn't dead

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001



lol I'd hate to be one of those people having to go home tonight

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


imagine being ubaldo jimenez in the clubhouse right now

maybe one or two people come up to him and say "it wasn't your fault" with no emotion in their words or their eyes

everybody else just staring into space

you did this

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes

Fun Shoe

R.D. Mangles posted:

that is one devastating-rear end way to lose a ballgame, i am sorry my oriole buds

congrats to toronto for advancing to the world series of face-punching

Losing on a monster dinger is probably preferable to a sac fly

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

He didn't come into the game because everybody knows Canada has full sovereignty from Britton.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006


People get so salty about the blue jays

Malaclypse
Sep 12, 2000

alone in the dark and scared always scared as hell


Bip Roberts posted:

Cool now the Giants can lose and cry tomorrow.

this is the wrong idea

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

gotta hand it to Gibby though Stro then Liriano in relief really worked out

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high


Beller posted:

Ubaldo about to give up a dinger...

Lol

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006



that Ubaldo guy kind of had a nice meltdown

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004



god damnit osuna you better only be out as a precaution. that or the bats come to life and we win every postseason game by 10+ runs

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!


pigz posted:

How many pitches from Ubaldo was that? 4? 5?

I was at the No Hitter vs the Braves. It was the first baseball game I ever brought my wife to. Crazy how terrible he is now.

Those were terrible pitches, but it's not like Ubaldo hasn't had his moments. poo poo, he held the jays to a single hit over 6.2 here less than a week ago.

But alas, the salt flows now, but in the end it was a good game and the Jays deserved that win. Take it home, boys, just make sure the goddamn Red Sox don't win it all.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




Yaya posted:

He didn't come into the game because everybody knows Canada has full sovereignty from Britton.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.


manyak posted:

People get so salty about the blue jays

we're the best fans in north america,

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

there is no way the blue jays are going anywhere without osuna

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs



Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

imagine being ubaldo jimenez in the clubhouse right now

maybe one or two people come up to him and say "it wasn't your fault" with no emotion in their words or their eyes

everybody else just staring into space

you did this

"Hey man, you Uhhhhhhhh gave it your best."

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

Yaya posted:

He didn't come into the game because everybody knows Canada has full sovereignty from Britton.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


pigz posted:

How many pitches from Ubaldo was that? 4? 5?

I was at the No Hitter vs the Braves. It was the first baseball game I ever brought my wife to. Crazy how terrible he is now.

I was just saying to a friend that he has to be the only pitcher I've ever seen who was considerably better for Colorado than any other team


Somebody needs to do a mockup of a Joker in Blue Jays colors and Batman in Texas colors doing the whole "I think you and I are destined to do this forever" thing

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


gently caress YEAH I'M GONNA DRINK AND START A BRUSH FIRE

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007



TIME TO DRINK

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


Yaya posted:

He didn't come into the game because everybody knows Canada has full sovereignty from Britton.

I'm stealing this thanks

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007



MORE

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

RBC posted:

there is no way the blue jays are going anywhere without osuna

yep :smith:

no way Osuna comes out of that game unless he absolutely has to

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Yaya posted:

He didn't come into the game because everybody knows Canada has full sovereignty from Britton.

gently caress

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008


Yaya posted:

He didn't come into the game because everybody knows Canada has full sovereignty from Britton.

This was good. You're good people.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


Dale Ouise posted:

gently caress YEAH I'M GONNA DRINK AND START A BRUSH FIRE

If you wear denim and listen to the Hip, I believe that's Canada Bingo

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Do these wildcard games count as regular season stats?

Pretty sexy way to set a career high in dingers if so.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.

Fun Shoe

Poque posted:

imagine being ubaldo jimenez in the clubhouse right now

maybe one or two people come up to him and say "it wasn't your fault" with no emotion in their words or their eyes

everybody else just staring into space

you did this

Have you seen the documentary Knuckleball? There's footage of Tim Wakefield in the clubhouse after the 2003 ALCS. No other player dared even go near him. What could they say?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


shadok posted:

Have you seen the documentary Knuckleball? There's footage of Tim Wakefield in the clubhouse after the 2003 ALCS. No other player dared even go near him. What could they say?

Honestly they probably did him a favor by doing so, I agree with you

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!


I think this sums it up:

https://twitter.com/BradyWilson23/status/783512589007454208

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001



lmao someone had a huge crying jordan with an O's cap

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008


If Britton's not injured, that's going to be amazing(ly terrible).

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

the orioles lost because they couldn't hit

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


If it turns out Britton *ISN'T* hurt, that has to be Buck's job, yes?

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St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011


Simply put - that was 11 innings of mistake-free pitching by the Jays. Baltimore got all its offense on one pitch, and it wasn't even a bad pitch.

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