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*fly buzzing around monitor before knocking over desktop tower*
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My friends invited me to a LAN party but I lost the tweezers to unplug everything
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Tiny computer's virus protection is a combination of Avast! antivirus and a quarantine box made from a Harry Potter Lego set
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Oct 5, 2016 19:32
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- Adbot
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- Macnult
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Trying to find a fan that keeps my pc cool without taking flight
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Oct 5, 2016 19:32
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- Macnult
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Liquid cooling is possible but bendy straws have to be replaced every other day
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Oct 5, 2016 19:33
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- Macnult
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Still not sure if I found a flea in my cat's fur or if it was just an old video card
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Oct 5, 2016 19:37
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- Macnult
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"turn your monitor on"
*readies surgical equipment*
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Oct 5, 2016 19:41
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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my fingers are too fat for tiny computer's keyboard so i have to hire an ant to type for me. i let him eat all the chip crumbs off my shirt as payment.
Admiral_eX_laX fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Oct 5, 2016
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Oct 5, 2016 20:00
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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I have to use micropayments for all my online transactions.
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Oct 5, 2016 20:23
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- Macnult
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my fingers are too fat for tiny computer's keyboard so i have to hire an ant to type for me. i let him eat all the chip crumbs off my shirt as payment.
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Oct 5, 2016 21:01
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- Macnult
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the last time an ant helped me with my tiny computer problems I ended up on a botflynet
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Oct 5, 2016 21:02
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- Android Blues
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my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated
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Oct 5, 2016 22:22
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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My microprocessor keeps overheating and my micromicroprocessors keep dissipating due to the naturally unstable state of individual subatomic particles
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Oct 5, 2016 22:39
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- google THIS
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my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated
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Oct 5, 2016 22:48
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- google THIS
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no, I'm not touching my toes, I'm working at my new standing desk. it's HEALTHY
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Oct 5, 2016 22:50
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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I sneezed and lost all of my data. I've been combing this carpet for hours but no luck yet.
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Oct 5, 2016 22:54
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- google THIS
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tech support: is the computer powered on?
me: it's simultaneously on and off because I'm not observing it at the moment
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Oct 5, 2016 23:15
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- Macnult
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single-pixel display working fine but minesweeper games annoyingly short
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Oct 5, 2016 23:25
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- alnilam
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I hate this new SATA standard, you have to be observing it just to make sure the cable is plugged in so i have to keep my case open
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Oct 5, 2016 23:39
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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If you think about it each of us is a tiny little computer running around on earth. A giant alien could fly by and be like woah!
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Oct 5, 2016 23:39
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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tech support: is the computer powered on?
me: it's simultaneously on and off because I'm not observing it at the moment
I too hate quantum computing. My mom's quantum processor got entangled with mine during a teamviewer assisted family IT call and now she knows all the kinds of really nasty porn I look at.
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Oct 5, 2016 23:41
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- misty mountaintop
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My computer is really tiny and hard to use!
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Oct 6, 2016 00:31
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I yawned and inhaled my computer, thus ending its life.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:32
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- misty mountaintop
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I dropped my computer onto an atom and created an isotope. The computer was harmed in the process.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:35
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- misty mountaintop
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I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:37
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- misty mountaintop
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My computer's velocity and position could not be known at the same time, leading it to be crushed in a regrettable accident.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:40
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My computer is not tiny, it is just very far away, or very long ago.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:43
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- Gross Dude
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Gross Dude
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A tiny computer problem? I guess you'd say you're in a bit of trouble.
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Oct 6, 2016 01:25
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- misty mountaintop
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"Who would make a computer this tiny?" I think. Then it occurs to me. Tiny people made this tiny computer, unaware of the catastrophes that would befall it in the regular-size world.
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Oct 6, 2016 01:28
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- BIRDCON 2017
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i can't press ctrl-alt-del without also pressing m-space-,-.-/-shift-left arrow-ins-backspace-home
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Oct 6, 2016 04:15
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- Arkanomen
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All he wants is a hug
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I made a tiny computer for my cat and he ate the mouse!
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Oct 6, 2016 06:18
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- Adbot
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