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Macnult

*fly buzzing around monitor before knocking over desktop tower*
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My friends invited me to a LAN party but I lost the tweezers to unplug everything
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Tiny computer's virus protection is a combination of Avast! antivirus and a quarantine box made from a Harry Potter Lego set

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Macnult

Trying to find a fan that keeps my pc cool without taking flight

Macnult

Liquid cooling is possible but bendy straws have to be replaced every other day

Macnult

Still not sure if I found a flea in my cat's fur or if it was just an old video card

Macnult

"turn your monitor on"
*readies surgical equipment*

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
my fingers are too fat for tiny computer's keyboard so i have to hire an ant to type for me. i let him eat all the chip crumbs off my shirt as payment.

Admiral_eX_laX fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Oct 5, 2016

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
I have to use micropayments for all my online transactions.

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



turns out a 2 inch 4k monitor is both more expensive and less effective than the real thing

Manifisto


have to buy all new peripherals compatible with violettooth


ty nesamdoom!

Macnult

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

my fingers are too fat for tiny computer's keyboard so i have to hire an ant to type for me. i let him eat all the chip crumbs off my shirt as payment.

Macnult

the last time an ant helped me with my tiny computer problems I ended up on a botflynet

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



even fleas deserve pc gaming

bacalou


my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated

Manifisto


viruses can do real damage, like kick your screen in, insert USB plugs upside down, put inappropriate things in your optical disk tray, etc


ty nesamdoom!

Android Blues

bacalou posted:

my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

My microprocessor keeps overheating and my micromicroprocessors keep dissipating due to the naturally unstable state of individual subatomic particles

google THIS

bacalou posted:

my data really is in the cloud now that it got caught in a water droplet and evaporated

google THIS

no, I'm not touching my toes, I'm working at my new standing desk. it's HEALTHY

Manifisto


single-pixel display working fine but minesweeper games annoyingly short


ty nesamdoom!

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I sneezed and lost all of my data. I've been combing this carpet for hours but no luck yet.

google THIS

tech support: is the computer powered on?

me: it's simultaneously on and off because I'm not observing it at the moment

Macnult

Manifisto posted:

single-pixel display working fine but minesweeper games annoyingly short

Manifisto


large folders of dust mite porn keep mysteriously appearing


ty nesamdoom!

alnilam

I hate this new SATA standard, you have to be observing it just to make sure the cable is plugged in so i have to keep my case open

Arkanomen

All he wants is a hug
If you think about it each of us is a tiny little computer running around on earth. A giant alien could fly by and be like woah!

Nathilus

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

google THIS posted:

tech support: is the computer powered on?

me: it's simultaneously on and off because I'm not observing it at the moment

I too hate quantum computing. My mom's quantum processor got entangled with mine during a teamviewer assisted family IT call and now she knows all the kinds of really nasty porn I look at. :(

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
My computer is really tiny and hard to use!

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
I yawned and inhaled my computer, thus ending its life.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
I dropped my computer onto an atom and created an isotope. The computer was harmed in the process.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
My computer's velocity and position could not be known at the same time, leading it to be crushed in a regrettable accident.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
My computer is not tiny, it is just very far away, or very long ago.

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
A tiny computer problem? I guess you'd say you're in a bit of trouble.

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
"Who would make a computer this tiny?" I think. Then it occurs to me. Tiny people made this tiny computer, unaware of the catastrophes that would befall it in the regular-size world.

BIRDCON 2017

i can't press ctrl-alt-del without also pressing m-space-,-.-/-shift-left arrow-ins-backspace-home

Arkanomen

All he wants is a hug
I made a tiny computer for my cat and he ate the mouse!

joke_explainer


misty mountaintop posted:

I took this dude home and called him Computer Dick and he thought it was a compliment. Later, my computer suffered a mishap, due to its extremely small size.

joke_explainer


i was trying to read my email, but I couldn't, because my computer was very small. much too small to read from

joke_explainer


they have to use the Large Hadron Collider's CMS detector to find evidence of my computer even existing. the downside to this is it is essentially completely unusable, as there is no way to interact with it in a meaningful way with me being normal-sized and the computer requiring that sort of subatomic detector.

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joke_explainer


the long term trend of miniaturization of electronics has been amazing for making things portable, light, and easier to use... the computers got really small, small as they could be and still be practical to use. but they didn't stop! *holds head in hands, sobbing* now the computer is too tiny to use at all!!very impractical!!!

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