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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The previous one got goldmined so I'm making a new one. Post cool/funny game ads from magazines back in the day.











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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
God that metal gear and ff3 one is awesome

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I cut out that paper mario and had it on my wall for years

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Soral
May 30, 2009


sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

The previous one got goldmined so I'm making a new one. Post cool/funny game ads from magazines back in the day.



i used to put my sketch pad next to this one and just keep drawing more inventory items based on what was there

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

etherealshaq
Mar 6, 2010

COME DOWN AND EAT CHICKEN WITH ME, BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO DARK

Major Isoor
Mar 23, 2011
Hah, I've never seen that Metal Gear ad before, but it's pretty great - especially that binocular description. So accurate, even for real-life use! :D Might need to make a search for the old goldmined thread, if it's got more like these

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Major Isoor posted:

Hah, I've never seen that Metal Gear ad before, but it's pretty great - especially that binocular description. So accurate, even for real-life use! :D Might need to make a search for the old goldmined thread, if it's got more like these

Here you go Major Isoor http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3736737&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

wait bean machine was also a kirby game? lol

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Kirby is a real rear end in a top hat on Avalanche so the ad is fitting.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009





R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


nice

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Yeah it's my favorite, though I like the wedding one also.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

Yeah it's my favorite, though I like the wedding one also.

i like them all

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


this would be banned from my house

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Wormskull posted:

Yeah it's my favorite, though I like the wedding one also.

theyre all great, but the toilet one is brutal and rly stood out

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I like all the details in it and I like that they have Quake 1 and 2 boxes but they're all in like a trash pile because Quake 3 is the real God.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Bobnumerotres posted:

wait bean machine was also a kirby game? lol

yes and everyone's an rear end in a top hat

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

yes and everyone's an rear end in a top hat

lmfao Kirby you savage

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

Why the hell did they market it this way

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

rediscover posted:

Why the hell did they market it this way
90s

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Badass

fiber
Nov 18, 2012

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


I want that sweater

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

res evil?

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

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Nov 3, 2002

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