She'll bake a whole batch of brownies when you get the munchies | |
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can't tell if the weed so good it knocked grandma out or if she just taking her regular nap
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:48 |
Have you tried knitting ON WEED?! ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:48 |
Grandma's been telling the story of the first black drug dealer she bought from for over 30 minutes. No grandma you aren't allowed to call them that word anymore!
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:51 |
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She gets EVEN BETTER at bridge |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:56 |
Grandma knits a cozy for your bong
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 04:57 |
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Wait do you mean like for real or is this just a hypothetical thread
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 06:29 |
My grandma smokes weed so this could be me
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 06:37 |
gramma bongs have the bowl piece hiked all the way up | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:13 |
grandma: try this new strain I developed me, after much bubbling and disbelief: ...werthers originals???? |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:14 |
knitted bong cozythat says bBless This Mess | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:15 |
grandma made tea with the bong water AND locally sourced honey | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:16 |
grandmas been smoking so long we'll never be able to tell when alzheimers kicks in... clever girl... | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:18 |
a weed nugget with a curled light blue wig w/ curlers on | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:19 |
the golden honey oil girls | |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:22 |
Hardy Boys Present: Grandma Won The Cannabis Cup ( Guest Starring Thomas "Tommy" Chong ) | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:25 |
the stereotype of grandma finding out you're hungry and feeding you except she finds out you don't have weed | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 07:27 |
*grandma raps in 90s rap grandma fashion* *"Well I'm granny G and I'm here to say, smoke weed ev-er-y-day"* *it's stupid and you should be cringing* *you both laugh yourselves stupid about it non-stop for the next five minutes* ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 08:38 |
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I made a bunch of weed fudge once and put it in the fridge, normally my grandma and i were real good at not touchin each other's fridgefoods but this time??? i come home from work and there's my grandma in the kitchen makin a pot roast and frying chicken cutlets and makin stuffed gagootz and makin some dough from scratch all at the same time whilst blastin Louis Prima cassettes on a tiny stereo and like half my tray of fudge is gone |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 11:47 |
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bacalou posted:grandma: try this new strain I developed |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 11:48 |
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Grammie's been smoking for so long she can't hardly remember anything but that's ok, because Pepperidge Farms remembers
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 12:02 |
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she doesn't need more help to be forgetful
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 12:10 |
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"No, grammie that's the wrong kind of vaporizer- holy poo poo, lookit the clouds coming off of her from the Vick's mentholated dabs!"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 12:36 |
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bacalou posted:grandma: try this new strain I developed |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:09 |
Shooting smack with grams | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:18 |
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grandma: boy I am feeling it. you want something? grandma's going to go get some saltines in milk. me: nah, I'm good. *much time passes* me: I wonder where grandma went. *gets up and starts looking around, a tiny little voice is heard from grandma's pile of dolls* dolls: come to us. me: uh... dolls: you can be a doll too. me: *freaking out* uhhhhhhhhh... dolls: if you won't come to us *grandma leaps out of the pile of dolls* WE'LL COME TO YOU! me: ahhhhh! *falls over* grandma: hahaha you should see the look on your face! me: grammmmmaaaaaa, you could have given me a heart attack! grandma: hahaha, whatever dummkopf! me:... grandma: and also I love you. me: awwww ---------------- |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:18 |
Getting wasted and pissing yourself with meemaw | |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:19 |
Me, smokeing the WEED PLANT with grandma: Wowe grandma, I can't believe I'm finally smoking weed with you, after all these years. Grandma: [weed smokerishly] I told you we could do anything you want for your sixth birthday and Grandma doesn't gently caress around. ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:27 |
Me: I'm geeking out here, I can't believe I'm smoking weed with grandma. Children on the train: That woman is having a marijuana hallucination, which we learned about in school. ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:36 |
grandma i don't mind you smoking my weed, but please get better at NHL 17 for the PS4, it isn't even fun when I win 10-0. no grandma, don't pick the arizona coyotes...
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:41 |
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MEEMAW HELP AH SPILLED MUH BONG WATERRR
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 17:57 |
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tries to take one nug from the candy dish but they all stuck together |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 19:42 |
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hey I never noticed it before grandma, but you're pretty hairy... *is talking to grandma's toy poodle* ...and small. ---------------- |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 19:59 |
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a swisher stuffed with weed and stitched up with azure yarn |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 20:17 |
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me: grandma, what big teeth you've got grandma: are you going to keep talking poo poo or are you going to hit this |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 20:52 |
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Over the river and through the woods, Through grandmother's stash we toke! The horse lost it's way while dragging the sleigh 'Cause it was downwind from all of the smoke! Over the back yards of people we don't know The horse is now out of it's mind! I hate all this snow every drat where we go, Please pass me some more of that kind! On through a meadow and just missed a deer, Grandmother's house isn't far, We hit a bush while toking on kush, Why the hell didn't we just use a car? You can't smoke and drive and hope to survive A DUI holiday checkpoint, So have a horse drive a sleigh so you can just smoke away With grandma and not end up in the joint! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 21:07 |
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grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face* grandma:...that... *gets even more excited* grandma:...I feel like I'm gonna... *gets so excited. just too excited* me:...oh god, here it comes. grandma:... have a GRAND MAW SEIZURE, AHAHAHA me: oh wow, eesh. dad: *pops head around corner wearing beer hat and smoking joint* ahahahahaha me: did you have something to do with this? dad: I totally did! grandma: he totally did! nice one, son! dad: thanks mom! me: I'm mortified. dad: hi mortified, I'm dad! hahaha grandma: hi dad, I'm grand maw seizure! I'm a seizure! hahaha me: you two are the worst, lol everyone: lol ---------------- |
# ? Oct 7, 2016 21:28 |
mysterious frankie posted:grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face* mom: quit clowning around! supper is ready grandma: gently caress ya i'm munchin hard ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 7, 2016 21:48 |
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Help! I'm high and I can't get up | |
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