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by FactsAreUseless
She'll bake a whole batch of brownies when you get the munchies

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can't tell if the weed so good it knocked grandma out or if she just taking her regular nap

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Have you tried knitting

















ON WEED?!

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Grandma's been telling the story of the first black drug dealer she bought from for over 30 minutes. No grandma you aren't allowed to call them that word anymore!

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
She gets EVEN BETTER at bridge

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by FactsAreUseless
Grandma knits a cozy for your bong

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devil

Wait do you mean like for real or is this just a hypothetical thread

Takane

by FactsAreUseless
My grandma smokes weed so this could be me

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bacalou


gramma bongs have the bowl piece hiked all the way up

bacalou


grandma: try this new strain I developed

me, after much bubbling and disbelief: ...werthers originals????

bacalou


knitted bong cozythat says bBless This Mess

bacalou


grandma made tea with the bong water AND locally sourced honey

bacalou


grandmas been smoking so long we'll never be able to tell when alzheimers kicks in... clever girl...

bacalou


a weed nugget with a curled light blue wig w/ curlers on

bacalou


the golden honey oil girls

bacalou


granddaddymother purp

bacalou


Hardy Boys Present: Grandma Won The Cannabis Cup ( Guest Starring Thomas "Tommy" Chong )

bacalou


the stereotype of grandma finding out you're hungry and feeding you except she finds out you don't have weed

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
*grandma raps in 90s rap grandma fashion*
*"Well I'm granny G and I'm here to say, smoke weed ev-er-y-day"*
*it's stupid and you should be cringing*
*you both laugh yourselves stupid about it non-stop for the next five minutes*

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Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
I made a bunch of weed fudge once and put it in the fridge, normally my grandma and i were real good at not touchin each other's fridgefoods but this time???

i come home from work and there's my grandma in the kitchen makin a pot roast and frying chicken cutlets and makin stuffed gagootz and makin some dough from scratch all at the same time whilst blastin Louis Prima cassettes on a tiny stereo and like half my tray of fudge is gone

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

bacalou posted:

grandma: try this new strain I developed

me, after much bubbling and disbelief: ...werthers originals????

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Grammie's been smoking for so long she can't hardly remember anything but that's ok, because Pepperidge Farms remembers

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Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
she doesn't need more help to be forgetful

:smith:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"No, grammie that's the wrong kind of vaporizer- holy poo poo, lookit the clouds coming off of her from the Vick's mentholated dabs!"

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Fredflonston


bacalou posted:

grandma: try this new strain I developed

me, after much bubbling and disbelief: ...werthers originals????

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Shooting smack with grams

mysterious frankie

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
grandma: boy I am feeling it. you want something? grandma's going to go get some saltines in milk.
me: nah, I'm good.
*much time passes*
me: I wonder where grandma went.
*gets up and starts looking around, a tiny little voice is heard from grandma's pile of dolls*
dolls: come to us.
me: uh...
dolls: you can be a doll too.
me: *freaking out* uhhhhhhhhh...
dolls: if you won't come to us *grandma leaps out of the pile of dolls* WE'LL COME TO YOU!
me: ahhhhh! *falls over*
grandma: hahaha you should see the look on your face!
me: grammmmmaaaaaa, you could have given me a heart attack!
grandma: hahaha, whatever dummkopf!
me:...
grandma: and also I love you.
me: awwww

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Getting wasted and pissing yourself with meemaw

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Me, smokeing the WEED PLANT with grandma: Wowe grandma, I can't believe I'm finally smoking weed with you, after all these years.
Grandma: [weed smokerishly] I told you we could do anything you want for your sixth birthday and Grandma doesn't gently caress around.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Me: I'm geeking out here, I can't believe I'm smoking weed with grandma.
Children on the train: That woman is having a marijuana hallucination, which we learned about in school.

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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

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grandma i don't mind you smoking my weed, but please get better at NHL 17 for the PS4, it isn't even fun when I win 10-0. no grandma, don't pick the arizona coyotes...

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Bhauk
MEEMAW HELP AH SPILLED MUH BONG WATERRR

social vegan



tries to take one nug from the candy dish but they all stuck together

mysterious frankie

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
hey I never noticed it before grandma, but you're pretty hairy...
*is talking to grandma's toy poodle*
...and small.

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social vegan



a swisher stuffed with weed and stitched up with azure yarn

social vegan



me: grandma, what big teeth you've got

grandma: are you going to keep talking poo poo or are you going to hit this

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Over the river and through the woods,
Through grandmother's stash we toke!
The horse lost it's way while dragging the sleigh
'Cause it was downwind from all of the smoke!

Over the back yards of people we don't know
The horse is now out of it's mind!
I hate all this snow every drat where we go,
Please pass me some more of that kind!

On through a meadow and just missed a deer,
Grandmother's house isn't far,
We hit a bush while toking on kush,
Why the hell didn't we just use a car?

You can't smoke and drive and hope to survive
A DUI holiday checkpoint,
So have a horse drive a sleigh so you can just smoke away
With grandma and not end up in the joint!

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mysterious frankie

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face*

grandma:...that... *gets even more excited*

grandma:...I feel like I'm gonna... *gets so excited. just too excited*

me:...oh god, here it comes.

grandma:... have a GRAND MAW SEIZURE, AHAHAHA

me: oh wow, eesh.

dad: *pops head around corner wearing beer hat and smoking joint* ahahahahaha

me: did you have something to do with this?

dad: I totally did!

grandma: he totally did! nice one, son!

dad: thanks mom!

me: I'm mortified.

dad: hi mortified, I'm dad! hahaha

grandma: hi dad, I'm grand maw seizure! I'm a seizure! hahaha

me: you two are the worst, lol

everyone: lol

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Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

mysterious frankie posted:

grandma: I'm so high right now, deary... *gets excited look on her face*

grandma:...that... *gets even more excited*

grandma:...I feel like I'm gonna... *gets so excited. just too excited*

me:...oh god, here it comes.

grandma:... have a GRAND MAW SEIZURE, AHAHAHA

me: oh wow, eesh.

dad: *pops head around corner wearing beer hat and smoking joint* ahahahahaha

me: did you have something to do with this?

dad: I totally did!

grandma: he totally did! nice one, son!

dad: thanks mom!

me: I'm mortified.

dad: hi mortified, I'm dad! hahaha

grandma: hi dad, I'm grand maw seizure! I'm a seizure! hahaha

me: you two are the worst, lol

everyone: lol

mom: quit clowning around! supper is ready

grandma: gently caress ya i'm munchin hard

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Help! I'm high and I can't get up

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