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Oct 9, 2005


clown shoes posted:

Question for the room: What was the last episode of this dumb show you would consider good or at least that you enjoyed?

For me it was the episode with John Carroll Lynch. That was like three years ago.

Last episode of season 1

I'm just stopping in to see how y'all are doing, I made it like three episodes after the show where Neegan finally shows up and gave up on even hatewatching it.

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Oct 9, 2005


Don't be foolhardy enough to think that you can hatewatch the Walking Dead--the Walking Dead already hates you.

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Oct 9, 2005


Hasselblad posted:

Negan literally lost none of his men. He can still afford to have them everywhere.
Why do they even bother showing any being killed at this point?

This all started with Rick and company killing like sixty saviors with zero casualties, and Negan responded not by slaughtering the lot of them, but by killing two of them.

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Oct 9, 2005


Koalas March posted:

The writers know anything about tone, tension, or setting up proper A & B stories that gel with the seasons overarching plot. They also don't seem to understand properly setting up and executing an overarching plot. It seems like they have no idea what kind of climaxes, resolutions and character development is actually satisfying as a viewer.

Historically the show tries to drown you in pathos, creating the most draining, unfun soap opera in the history of mankind. Nothing ever is really resolved except with an ever-growing cloud of death and misery.

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Oct 9, 2005


Thompsons posted:

I feel like this is an issue the show was always going to have given it's so self-serious and things have taken place over the course of several years. Like it begs all of these questions: how are zombies still ambulatory after years of rotting in the hot sun, why haven't their brains rotted completely, how can they still see or sense anything, why do they even need to eat people at all if the only thing they really die of is getting their heads caved in, etc.

As they are clinically dead they are already effectively magical when they do anything at all. And IIRC the entire thing is a radiological phenomenon, back from the first season when this show looked like it might ever go anywhere. It's not a disease or virus--if you die of anything you become a zombie. In that sense, zombie bites being infectious doesn't make any sense, either. Viral catalysts in their saliva? Clearly whatever conspiracy that came up with this poo poo didn't care to be straightforward with how it was all supposed to work.

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Oct 9, 2005


JossiRossi posted:

It was all part of His plan. :circlefap:

They proved God was real in this episode. So now that is the reason for everything.

Unless something drastic has changed in the writing, the show has at times explicitly made the point that the setting is Purgatory, yes. The only real choice you have is how you get raptured.

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Oct 9, 2005


JossiRossi posted:

I'm not sure I would give the show this much credit, but I've not noticed this myself. I'm hilariously bad at catching biblical references though so me not seeing it means absolutely nothing. Was this something like in the first season?

Well, on a strict theological basis, Purgatory is the wrong word. What I would mean is the much more pop culture Left Behind sense, where the apocalypse is a test of character for people who need to prove whether or not they're worthy:

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Based on a dispensationalist interpretation of prophecies in the Biblical books of Revelation, Daniel, Isaiah and Ezekiel, Left Behind tells the story of the end times (set in the contemporary era), in which true believers in Christ have been "raptured" (taken instantly to heaven), leaving the world shattered and chaotic. As people scramble for answers, an obscure Romanian politician named Nicolae Jetty Carpathia rises to become secretary-general of the United Nations, promising to restore peace and stability to all nations. What most of the world does not realize is that Carpathia is actually the Antichrist foretold in the Bible. Coming to grips with the truth and becoming born-again Christians, airline pilot Rayford Steele, his daughter Chloe, their pastor Bruce Barnes, and young journalist Cameron "Buck" Williams begin their quest as the Tribulation Force to help save the lost and prepare for the coming Tribulation, in which God will rain down judgment on the world for seven years.

Or movies like, well, Purgatory:

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Britton learns that Refuge is actually Purgatory, where the gunfighters are stranded between Heaven and Hell, hoping to hoping to find a redemptive grace that will bring them salvation as they struggle not to backslide into final damnation.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1087375_purgatory

Sounds pretty familiar to Walking Dead plotlines and zombie media in general. But a lot of the characters in The Walking Dead have arcs that are curiously centered around looking for some kind of inner peace that would suggest they're "ready to go," and this gets super loving ham-handed before too long. I think the strongest sense you get of this is when Tyreese is dying.

It's a little much to give Walking Dead credit so much as recognize that it has a really muddled set of religious references throughout that don't add up to much.

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Oct 9, 2005


Wugga posted:

The complete lack of dramaturgy and subtext is really a thing of beauty. I can't get over this last episode: Must get doctor to Hillside. Spend 30 minutes building up this God Leadeth The Blindth thing. BAM doc's dead there is no god gently caress you. Another doctor shows up and goes to live in the trailer.

I'm thinking they had 2 different writers who never meet, both coming up with different doctor subplots, and by the time someone realized this they've already shot too many episodes and need to get rid of one of them. They could've had some meaning to all that, but just said "gently caress it" and laughed all the way to the bank.

TWD I assume is still making AMC a lot of money, but continues its ratings slide as more and more people give up on it.

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/sunday-cable-ratings-march-11-2018/

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Oct 9, 2005


And that's after GOT became outright bad this season after a long slide

:can:

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Oct 9, 2005


This thread is weakening me and I may throw season 7 on Netflix while doing other things.

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Oct 9, 2005


Aardark posted:

So this is still getting pretty good reviews, right? Or are any "mainstream" reviews finally discussing how this is literally one of the worst shows ever?

The AV Club had to replace their reviewer with someone who wasn't outright hatewatching it.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/the_walking_dead/s08/

I would say that if even TV reviewers, who basically exist to promote TV shows, are hating on you from time to time, the shine is coming off.

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Oct 9, 2005


Senor Tron posted:

Game Of Thrones is pretty much this and shows that even if the writing gets poo poo you can keep people interested through actually putting some effort into the production of the show.

Well... Season 7 of GoT is a really bad show with AAA-movie level production value, and GoT has been declining since the beginning of season 5, which notably is where the showrunners needed to start writing their own material.

Frankly since season 2, Walking Dead has been a soap opera where they advance the plot as little as possible and the main draw is a character getting written out, not a character doing a thing. It's a zombie apocalypse where pretty much the entirety of what they're missing are showers. There's infinite bullets, gasoline, and people.

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Oct 9, 2005


As far as bad shows I would still put Walking Dead over the last two seasons of X-Files.

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Oct 9, 2005


Are they really planning to do like 40 seasons of this loving show or something? Nine tends to be the "OK this is wrapping up" limit for most dramas.

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Oct 9, 2005


Then again...

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Oct 9, 2005


Princeps32 posted:

no seriously when are they going to do negan flashback episode

it’s going to be the last episode of any quality until the show gurgles its last breath in season 15

People are like "Negan is the lone bright spot," but Negan's 200% over the top xtreme nihilism, torture pornography, and the general lack of sensible storytelling surrounding just his introduction are what made me finally stop watching this show.

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Oct 9, 2005


Are there any sites tracking a savior death count?

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Oct 9, 2005


Stickarts posted:

It seems at least plot is happening now which is a pretty low bar to clear lol. I love my lovely lumbering zombie soap opera Zeppelin and the season-spanning slow motion crash and explosion I have witnessed.

The #1 issue with TWD is that the writers suck at creating believable characters. This show has long suffered from weakly written, bland, vague, characters.

The existing plot line as we have witnessed it unfold is bloated and in constant need of a strong editing to maintain internal consistency, but it just isn’t as consistently an outright weakness. Better writers could do a much better job with the comic material as a jump point

There is good action at times. The show is starting to have compelling little vignettes pop up again, which isn’t always the case.I will say that Carol confronting and ultimately saving a child trapped by zombies in the exact same way her own daughter was is pretty good tv.

I also think TWD aesthetic is p good. The world building is dumb at times, but I think this points back to writing but overall, I like The Look of TWD.

So yea, the main problem (its a big one lol) is the characters are just written so shittily - inconsistent; bad, bad, bad dialogue; different characters don’t necessarily have clear individualised motivations and traits anymore. Almost all the different characters sound the same 90% of the time and have no clear individual purpose for existence. That’s bad writing. Just constant grimdark from start to finish, but each episode feels like it has amnesia - so much of entire previous seasons and episodes have meant nothing of consequence for plot or character since. All the different characters just have reduced into the same oscillating wave of “good but now I am bad but now I am good but now I am bad but now I am”.



But lol at me I’m watching this poo poo and wasting time posting on the internet about it. Me the walk walk dead.

As far as plotting and characters, TWD now follows the daytime soap opera model to a T; the characters are never quite as important as the ridiculous things happening to them, and what's important is who you are supposed to "like" and "dislike," and who's a heel and who's a babyface this week in the interactions. What's not important is whether any of this makes sense or who these people really are. So everything is framed around the next betrayal, team-up, or random disaster. Occasionally someone cuts a promo.

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Oct 9, 2005



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Oct 9, 2005


JossiRossi posted:

https://i.imgur.com/P7fydON.mp4

Thanks to moist turtleneck for the inspiration to waste my evening :mad:

I spent a lot of time figuring out a very makeshift way to do masking with my editing program, so yeah just wanted to point that out cause it is super missable :(

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Holy poo poo, I just realized that Eugene's hands were tied up right? Not only did he bury himself in about 2 seconds, and stay still instead of breathing heavily, he did so while he was bound. This is also as dumb as Negan's cart situation.

Well I definitely hate this character as much as everyone else does now

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Oct 9, 2005


Auron posted:

So is Jeff Morgan written off the show and they are just going to casually mention Nega and maybe have a soundboard of him hidden away in a pit?

Get ready for an 8-episode arc about the Return of Negan next season.

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Oct 9, 2005


From doing some random youtubing, the comic doesn't have cars at all, which makes the continued existence of infinity gasoline on the show even dumber.

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Oct 9, 2005


SocketWrench posted:

This is true. My old man had a truck out in his field for just over five years that just needed a battery swap and it started just fine.
The real issue is where are they getting all of it? Siphoning tanks is only going to get you so far before the distance you need to travel to find it outweighs the payout. If they'd managed to find a tanker I could believe that, but no one's that smart in the plot department. We'd rather have them chase down some heavy machine guns with the power of a spitwad

Well you see, in the span of eight seasons, five weeks have passed

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Oct 9, 2005


Astroman posted:

http://collider.com/andrew-lincoln-leaving-walking-dead-season-9/#images


Darryl's great and all, and I would be pissed if they killed him off, but he's no lead character, and in universe he sure as hell isn't gonna lead the community like Rick and Maggie.

As I understand it he barely has a speaking role in the last two seasons. Norman Reedus is cool and good so he could probably helm it, but the show will still be terrible, so...

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Oct 9, 2005


Hasselblad posted:

:thumbsup:


He pretty much got it for criticizing Jose's bad modding or something. Looks like they are cracking down on people in GBS who are not leftist enough. (Or that the QQCS crew doesn't like)

Man don't run all the way over here to mod sass about someone probating your favorite Nazi.

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Oct 9, 2005


LadyPictureShow posted:

Didn’t MK have Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, and Leatherface at one point?

Don't forget the Alien.

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Oct 9, 2005


JazzFlight posted:

Well, according to Norm MacDonald, Chris got a bad rap:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/why-norm-macdonalds-new-talk-show-wont-target-trump-1141832

In other news, gently caress all Norm's opinions in this interview.

This is not a great kickoff to Norm working with Netflix. I do get sick of "apolitical" branded celebrities revealing that they are in fact very political, it's just grounded in not knowing what the gently caress they are talking about.

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Oct 9, 2005


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The transition to soap opera but with zombies is going to be awesome.

It's been that for virtually the whole time.

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Oct 9, 2005


galenanorth posted:

I was kinda hoping the show would eventually settle into a Star Trek-but-with-zombies hopeful tone instead of flailing about between "we have to do the things that aren't morally easy to survive" and "it doesn't have to be this way" on loop with sweaty close-ups. The people that don't act like people anymore because they're Borg-like identical vessels for sets of opposing platitudes which are swapped around between characters like musical chairs.

That's basically the reason the show has declined to season 1 viewing numbers. Rick has gone insane and become Evil Rick like what, three times now? His supporting cast of stupid idiots is just relentlessly cycled in and out and the storytelling is getting weaker and weaker, with a shrinking budget as well.

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Oct 9, 2005



The whole "let's settle this in the middle of a field!!!" with all the bullshit plot mechanics and gun unsafety and all the other terrible things going on is more or less we_ran_out_of_budget.mpg. Making any of that convincing or sensible requires some off-screen talent that the show simply does not pay for.

What they did pay for is one of the all-time stupidest scenes of anything in TV history.

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Oct 9, 2005


The last season of GoT, after two seasons of being not that good, was a total loving disaster as far as writing goes. They seem to be wrapping it up half-assedly so everyone on the creative team can move on to more lucrative projects.

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Oct 9, 2005


"It was all a dream" is pretty much the only way they can write themselves to a good ending at this point.

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Oct 9, 2005


Introducing the new Deadtime TV movie series.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/walking-dead-expansion-plans-revealed-andrew-lincoln-movies-new-series-come-1157921

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The actor, who officially departed the flagship series Sunday, will reprise his role as Rick Grimes in a trio of big-budget, feature-length movies that will air on the basic cable network. Content chief Scott M. Gimple talks with The Hollywood Reporter about his larger plan for the franchise.

It would seem to me the plan is to leave the original series high and dry and keep digging until they hit China.

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Oct 9, 2005


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

In 6 years whatever zombies are left should be rotted shambles with barely any ability to move or do anything threatening

As it turns out, the only area of the world that's still apocalyptic six years later is rural Georgia.

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Oct 9, 2005


Big Mean Jerk posted:

I mean judging by Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, and basically every other group of people outside of SA this is pretty much what happened. Lots of news sites have been falling all over themselves to praise the show this season and last night’s episode was no exception.

People like badly-written trash.

Reddit is a hugbox and a net stain on human discourse, with other social media not far behind. Among critics this is one of the most hated shows on television, which is remarkable, because most TV critics do nothing but paid advertising for TV shows. It does remain the most watched basic cable TV show, which is like being king of poo poo mountain, even after losing millions upon millions of viewers and going down to s1 viewership levels.

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Oct 9, 2005


lol efb:


I know this is like the 200th instance of this in TWD, but the brain isn't located in the chin. There's so few real ways to kill a zombie that they just got lazy.

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Oct 9, 2005


lezard_valeth posted:

Am I the only one that never liked post s2 Hershel?

Like the guy was pious and all but he didn't come out as a wisdom type of person to me, but then from s3 onwards it was so obvious that they were making him into a replacement Dale it was jarring and robbed me of any emotional impact from both his "save all the ill" plot and death.

I'm asking cause lot of reactors seemed to be moved by his return to CGI farm while Rick was tripping

There must always be a Dale in Winterfell.

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Oct 9, 2005


Dolphin posted:

And if he actually is gone, enigmatically sending him away in a helicopter is the single worst writing decision I've ever witnessed in any medium, ever.

Pretty much every Pirates movie after the first one, in ascending orders of madness?

The movie ending of The Mist?

Midichlorians?

The way the last season of The Walking Dead ended?

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Oct 9, 2005


Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Darabont movie? That ending rocks, even King has said he prefers it to the book ending.

King thinks The Shining sucks though

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Oct 9, 2005



Both these actors are great and I hope they continue to get better work than this miserable show.

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