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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Eltoasto posted:

They are doing a pre-show match? How the hell are they going to fill time?

renee must have misspoken unless this tag is going minutes

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Eltoasto posted:

They are doing a pre-show match? How the hell are they going to fill time?

Smackdown PPVs don't seem like they'll be three hours, Backlash was barely two and a half

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Bring back oh radio.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
the hype bros are bad

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

how much do you think ryder hates mojo

im pretty sure its nearly all consuming

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

Bring back oh radio.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I like smackdown, but what is their deal with putting the entire tag team division in matches over and over again

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i really expected american alpha to run roughshod over the division, not be chop-blocked to preshow hell by the surprisingly good heel USOs while tag team champion heath slater introduces the manbeast to trailer park living

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
mojo rawley is an abomination

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:

Bring back oh radio.

He still has it as a singles theme but it was redone by the clowns who made Ziggler's theme

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol american alpha, hype bros, ascension and the vaudevillians

i wonder who will win

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i wish during the ascension's entrance, the camera cut to mojo rawley who is brutally moshing all over zack ryder's face

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I hope The Ascension gets another win.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol american alpha, hype bros, ascension and the vaudevillians

i wonder who will win

Us, the fans!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Go RV! posted:

how much do you think ryder hates mojo

im pretty sure its nearly all consuming

He snapchats to Mojo mostly pictures of his tan chest with kissy emojis.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
total bellas rules so far fyi

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is anyone live-touting this show. like several hundred touts. i Want them

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the ascension are going to win this with their finisher, the dreaded botch

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

I've seen this exact match at a house show about a year ago with Blake & Murphy in place of the Ascension (this was when the Vaudevillains were NXT tag champs) and it was genuinely fun as hell

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Cavauro posted:

is anyone live-touting this show. like several hundred touts. i Want them

Get The F Tout

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
like imagine half life 2 but its in a beautiful mansion and the combine/dr breen are john cena

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
VIKTOR THE ASCENSION

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Cavauro posted:

is anyone live-touting this show. like several hundred touts. i Want them

Sorry friend I am live-posting this show as I am not a Touter.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Golashes posted:

total bellas rules so far fyi

this is true and OCD robot cena putting up with daniel bryan's mental breakdown should be fun

total divas should be good too, when is that coming on?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The feeling when Zack Ryder is the most over person in an 8 man match.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I don't think that man is hype

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I hate these bi-weekly ppvs.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Ok that was pretty funny

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
mojo is the worst

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
ok mojo and ryder, that took way more than 5 seconds

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Ziggler is going to conquer Miz in a brutal showy squash that would make Brock Lesnar blush, then he'll retire on top with the IC title renamed the DZ memorial Intercontinental title trophy!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I wish we could live in a world where Gronk and Mojo switched professions

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

does mauro call any suplex by jordan/gable an "alphaplex"?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
is this the main event?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Golashes posted:

like imagine half life 2 but its in a beautiful mansion and the combine/dr breen are john cena
You've convinced me. I shall watch Total Bellas

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
did you ever in your wildest dreams imagine a WWE pay per view crowd chanting HE AINT HYPE along with mojo rawley

god bless smackdown. god bless this ppv

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

this is a pretty fun match

mojo and konnor aren't dragging it down surprisingly

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Golashes posted:

like imagine half life 2 but its in a beautiful mansion and the combine/dr breen are john cena

hahahaha

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

achillesforever6 posted:

I wish we could live in a world where Gronk and Mojo switched professions

Gronk hosts a kid's show now where he creeps on the female cohost and they all watch funny or cute Youtube videos.

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This thing sucks and not giving the belt to Alexa is stupid. Raw is the A show.

Im going to watch Westworld.

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