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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

rovert posted:

Goldberg has no buzz at all online

I legit forgot he was going to be on RAW tonight until you posted this

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
has anyone said "Oldberg" yet?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
get this: Oldberg

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

MotU posted:

get this: Oldberg

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

So old he's Moldberg.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MotU posted:

get this: Oldberg

More like Goldberg because of the little bag of gold he has carries his neck

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Coldberg

Cause he's got no heat!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Noted Master Promo Bill Goldberg returns to WWE to cut a promo!

I wonder why no one gives a poo poo about this... hmm...

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

MotU posted:

get this: Oldberg

get this: Butt "the Shitman" Fart

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I understand fully why they don't do surprises anymore but gently caress me if it doesn't just ruin any interest I have in this return.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
james ellsworth is more over than goldberg lmao

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

NienNunb posted:

I understand fully why they don't do surprises anymore but gently caress me if it doesn't just ruin any interest I have in this return.

Last week Heyman has words from Lesnar. This week, Goldberg will be there to respond. How will Lesnsr and Heyman respond next week?!?!

totally exciting wrestling stuff there

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Gillberg is more over than Goldberg

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

What we need is more press conferences

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

elf help book posted:

get this: Butt "the Shitman" Fart

Holy moly that's brutal!

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Preview of tonight's RAW: "Lesnar, you're next!"

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I just want gillberg to come out and then they build to Brock vs gillberg.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

james ellsworth is more over than goldberg lmao

Out with the Oldberg and in with the Newberg

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Women's wrestling

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

That DICK! posted:

Women's wrestling

The Goldberg Revolution

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:munch:

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

james ellsworth is more over than goldberg lmao

he's more over than everyone but like styles, cena, and new day. might as well make him Miz's next feud

since i already had a post opened up here's a gift from seth "nazi fucker" rollins:

https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/788081126883545088

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


this is probably why paige decided to propose to her papi in the first place.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

rovert posted:

Goldberg has no buzz at all online

I wonder if this is the end of them being able to rely on nostalgia acts to boost interest. All the stars from the late 90s early 2000s boom are either too old or too beat up or they've moved on to other things. Goldberg is the last one I can think of that might have made any waves at this point but the people who would give a poo poo about his return are probably the same people that watch week after week anyway.

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene
Time to bring back stars from the aughts like Batista and Mickie James.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I forgot that ADR was still married

god bless paige and alberto for endless entertainment

schweens posted:

he's more over than everyone but like styles, cena, and new day. might as well make him Miz's next feud

since i already had a post opened up here's a gift from seth "nazi fucker" rollins:

https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/788081126883545088

look, when the nazi's super hot you gotta cut him some slack

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I love Batista

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



schweens posted:

he's more over than everyone but like styles, cena, and new day. might as well make him Miz's next feud

since i already had a post opened up here's a gift from seth "nazi fucker" rollins:

https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/788081126883545088

#TylerBlackLivesMatter

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Chris James 2 posted:

I love Batista


This is where I wish I had the Batista_thumbs_up_thumbs_down.gif with me at all places and times.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Being in the midst of a divorce from a failed marriage doesn't preclude someone from getting engaged. You'd just have to wait until it's legal before making any solid wedding plans, or just plan to elope immediately after the papers get signed. How do you think engaged gay couples did this before marriage equality? Y'all have some weird opinions about relationships.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rick posted:

This is where I wish I had the Batista_thumbs_up_thumbs_down.gif with me at all places and times.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

I love Batista


Batista, come back. I'm sorry!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

sticklefifer posted:

Being in the midst of a divorce from a failed marriage doesn't preclude someone from getting engaged.
No, but it does make it much funnier

Chris James 2 posted:

I love Batista

lmao

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Batista rules

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I speak only for myself but Sting's debut, bad storyline and push and subsequent death have kind of soured me on nostalgia acts

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

People acting like fans aren't gonna be excited for Goldberg are crazy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

They totally will be for like a minute

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

schweens posted:

since i already had a post opened up here's a gift from seth "nazi fucker" rollins:

https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/788081126883545088

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


My only regret is that the Ryback was too weak to stick around long enough to lose to Goldberg

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Stale Saltines posted:

I wonder if this is the end of them being able to rely on nostalgia acts to boost interest. All the stars from the late 90s early 2000s boom are either too old or too beat up or they've moved on to other things. Goldberg is the last one I can think of that might have made any waves at this point but the people who would give a poo poo about his return are probably the same people that watch week after week anyway.

It would be fitting, since the first Brock vs. Goldberg was the end of WWE relying on throwing together dream matches.

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