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- social vegan
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lmfbo
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Oct 12, 2016 04:22
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- google THIS
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Oct 12, 2016 04:37
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- Piso Mojado
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me hittin post and your jaw hittin the floor
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Oct 12, 2016 05:01
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- strong coffee
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"This is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee!"
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Me hittin' the road and then gently hitting the brakes when I see a good place for lunch.
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Oct 12, 2016 06:19
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- Takane
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My hitting one key then a second as I valiantly slay you in the world of war craft
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Oct 12, 2016 08:17
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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me hittin post and your jaw hittin the floor
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Oct 12, 2016 10:24
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- posting smiling
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me hitting up wikipedia to correct you about which tng episode had the- and you hitting me hard in the face, stunning me into defeated silence
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Oct 12, 2016 11:43
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- social vegan
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me hitting the skids and then me hitting up google to figure out what hitting the skids means
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Oct 12, 2016 11:55
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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hitting quote and hitting post
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Oct 12, 2016 12:00
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me asking for one card and me asking for another card, and then I'll stay
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Oct 12, 2016 13:02
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- Jerry Mumphrey
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me and you my friend, just taking a walk in the mountains bullshitting and looking for malachite. can you find the two hidden "hits" in that sentence??
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Oct 12, 2016 16:55
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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me and you my friend, just taking a walk in the mountains bullcrapping and looking for malachite. can you find the two hidden "hits" in that sentence??
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Oct 12, 2016 17:37
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- Jerry Mumphrey
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by zen death robot(and can't post for 4 years!)
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good job
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Oct 12, 2016 17:39
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- mysterious frankie
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This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
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but we're never going to fight, because I love you and you married my mom. you're the best stepdad ever. *pulls in close* but just remember I could prolapse your entire *gestures to stepdad's whole body* if I wanted to, steve.
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Could the universe and starts be an enlarged reflection of the atomic world?
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Oct 12, 2016 17:43
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- social vegan
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me hitting up trader joe's and these salted caramel peanut butter balls hitting the spot
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Oct 12, 2016 17:46
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Me hitting the streets to look for clues while you hit the library to research news articles from a decade ago
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Oct 12, 2016 18:01
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- Jerry Mumphrey
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my 3 bean salad being a real hit at your bbq and me hitting the road early cause i've gotta work tomorrow
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Oct 12, 2016 19:03
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- BIRDCON 2017
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me hitting the hay and me hitting more hay and crying. i have deep-seeded issues with hay.
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Oct 12, 2016 19:33
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- Historical Wizards
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followed by "umdaheydaheyda hit hit" and then we're going to agree to keep away from runaround sue
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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Oct 12, 2016 21:09
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- FutonForensic
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when i make this guac there's gonna be 2 pits, that you'll need to throw out because the recipe calls for two avocados
 
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Oct 12, 2016 22:24
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when I train my dog there's gonna be two sits, him sitting down and him sitting down again when I make it clear that he won't get the treat if he stands back up in his excitement
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Oct 12, 2016 23:35
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when I train my child there's gonna be two sits and they're going to ignore both of them until I start ominously counting to three
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Oct 12, 2016 23:36
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- Gatekeeper
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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me hittin the bottle then me and my sponsor hittin a meeting where i sheepishly pick up a 24-hour chip
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Oct 13, 2016 00:08
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me hitting up the club on 90s night and me squealing when Brittany goes "hit me baby one more time"
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Oct 13, 2016 00:13
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- social vegan
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me hittin that mariah carey high note and my neighbours hitting the door
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Oct 13, 2016 00:14
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- MrWillsauce
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hitting quote and hitting post
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Oct 13, 2016 01:42
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When we fight there's only gonna be two shits, and I ain't gonna give either of 'em 
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Oct 13, 2016 21:21
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- loquacius
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When you type "that time when I fought loquacius and hurt him very badly" into Youtube Search there will be 2 hits, and both of them are tearful entries into my video blog with 0 views each
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Oct 13, 2016 21:23
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Me hitting "PLAY" on my upraised boombox to blast my mixtape of WAR's "Why Can't We Be Friends" transitioning slowly into Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On," and me "hitting that," to use the parlance of our times
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Oct 13, 2016 21:27
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- Jerry Mumphrey
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me hitting the roof when i see my property tax assessment and hitting the speed dial button for my city councilor's assistant
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Oct 13, 2016 21:31
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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but we're never going to fight, because I love you and you married my mom. you're the best stepdad ever. *pulls in close* but just remember I could prolapse your entire *gestures to stepdad's whole body* if I wanted to, steve.
ahahaha
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Oct 13, 2016 21:31
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- Bhauk
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me hittin post and your jaw hittin the floor
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