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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Question: Who should AJ Styles pick as his next challenger for the title?

Booker T: Samoa Joe!
King: Heath Slater!

I'd be down with either!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ziggler: Lol you have emotions and cared deeply about this title I put my career on the line for!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ziggler is Dennis, Miz is Mac (but sadly not Fat Mac)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....who booked this handicap match? Did Bryan or Shane agree to this?

I actually fully expect this to be addressed on Talking Smack tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Slater, Rhyno & Ziggler vs Spirit Squad & Miz will be sweet as hell

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GenericMartini posted:

why didn't they just make this a 3 on 3 where Dolph teams with the hype bros?

They're testing a new energy producing method - they lock Teddy Long in a steel box hooked up to turbines and then create the conditions ideal for a six-man tag without actually announcing one.

So far we've produced enough power to run the Southern Hemisphere for a month.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brock Lesnar posted:

the best part of the attitude era was when faces would actually run in and save someone and kick the poo poo out of some heels

Man, every week it feels like Sting comes down to the ring and beats the poo poo out of the nWo.

And it ALWAYS rules :woop:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Does each brand even have 5 tag teams?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love when the refs talk to wrestlers like they're wild animals that have wondered into a campsite :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

i am a massive mark for Survivor Series matches so I like that tbh

Oh poo poo yeah don't get me wrong, I love traditional Survivor Series matches and the big five-on-five tag matches where it's just a wall of meat on the ring apron is always great fun.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

5 on 5 tag team is going to just look like a lumberjack match

They'll be on the ring apron though! I have such happy memories of one of the big 20 man tag survivor series matches from back in the 80s (I think it was Team Demolition vs Team Powers of Pain?)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

What'd I miss?

Heath Slater and Rhyno saved Dolph Ziggler from Spirit Squad and Miz!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

thats insanity! every time you run the ropes you'll hit someone!

If you pay the $14.99 tier for the network there'll be picture-in-picture of Steve Austin yelling,"CUT OFF THE RING YA STUPID SUMBITCHES!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alexa sneering at Bryan's erect nipples

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

American Alpha are too good not to be the Champions but it was too soon to make them the Champions but now they're just spinning their wheels and losing all momentum and that sucks :(

I wish the tag division was specific to one brand alone :(

BOOTY-ADE posted:

They should market the Stone Cold PIP Trash Talk option for subscribers at the low price of an additional $3.16 per month

:agreed:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

makoto20 posted:

I want those shoes!

Shoes that ugly are either very, very cheap or very, very, VERY expensive.

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