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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Auston Matthews GDT 10/12 - Cocks Out

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

Martytoof posted:

I've posted about Auston Matthews three times today, and managed to get his name wrong twice.

Auston Matthew's

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RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Aurora posted:

i forgot we traded teuvo

Same. But. Powerplay! Let's see if we can score on the PP this season

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:18

The RECAPITATOR: May 12, 2006; Cursed to like terrible teams.

cnut posted:

Ottawa needs that Hamburglar guy.

This. Put Anderson in the garbage, put the lid and walk away.

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abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

lmfao

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:18

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

:siren:

HOLY gently caress A HAT TRICK FOR MATTHEWS :siren:

:siren:

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

my prediction of 500 goals will be met my matthews, in this season.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

:barf:

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

I still need 4 more goals this game for him to meet my expectations for him.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

So the NHL is staged now huh?

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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lol Sens

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

The Dirty Burger: Aug 24, 2007; 1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

A fuckin matt trick are you kidding me

lol at everyone letting rielly coast by

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Panek!

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

Stretch Marx posted:

HOLY gently caress A NATURAL HAT TRICK FOR MATTHEWS

I don't think you know what a natural hat trick is

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Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

panik scores the first goal :siren:

:siren:

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

We ascend together, under Wendel's smile.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

NomChompsky: Sep 17, 2008

RC Cola posted:

Same. But. Powerplay! Let's see if we can score on the PP this season

:siren:

yes

:siren:

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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:siren:

HOLY gently caress :siren:

:siren:

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Starsfan: Sep 29, 2007; This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

this kid's nothing. Never would have this success playing in the Central division.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:19

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

you gotta be kidding me, holy poo poo auston

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

cnut: May 3, 2016

NFW

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Holy gently caress

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

trying to crib on stepan's style, i like the kid

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

I'm just glad this is Ottawa

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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So Sens might want to maybe cover Matthews

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ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

Things that are normal to him, amaze us. He shall be our new god.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Godinster posted:

I don't think you know what a natural hat trick is

No I forgot. I'm a little baked.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

I wish I was watching the Leafs game now

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Stretch Marx posted:

HOLY gently caress A NATURAL HAT TRICK FOR MATTHEWS

That's neither of the accepted kinds of natural hat trick.

Send the scrub to the Marlies.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:20

Dr Zaius: Jan 2, 2001; Smells Like Team Spirit

Hahahahagahahagagagafa

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:21

Arabian Jesus: Feb 15, 2008; We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

AUSTON 3:16!!

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:21

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

RC Cola posted:

I wish I was watching the Leafs game now

The first time this has ever been said.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:21

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Induct him into the HOF right now.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:22

FrenzyTheKillbot: Jan 31, 2008; Good Hustle

Just lol

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:22

cnut: May 3, 2016

Look out Sittler, here comes Matthews.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:23

Good Canadian Boy: May 12, 2013

LEAFS ARE BACK BABY

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:23

ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

I think there was even a hint of a smile on his face there.

This is like playing NHL 17 be a pro on rookie.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:23

Koopa Kid: Aug 21, 2007

lol at Andersen completely losing his net on a wraparound

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:24

Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

Koopa Kid posted:

lol at Andersen completely losing his net on a wraparound

Such is the case for Anderson/en goalies

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Koopa Kid posted:

lol at Andersen completely losing his net on a wraparound

Yeah I got a good chuckle at that as well.

# ? Oct 13, 2016 01:25

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