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Oct 17, 2016 21:33
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Nosfereefer posted:goddamn it people, evolution is pretty simple; marx evolves into engels, who in turn becomes lenin. after this cycle is concluded, you have a stalin. if it survives until next spring, it finally blossoms into a mao i love when there are little charts and graphs, it makes it easier to understand things like evolution
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Oct 17, 2016 21:43
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Nosfereefer posted:if evolution is real why am i still a monkey?? you're not, you're a great ape |
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Oct 17, 2016 23:02
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Let's hash this out folks, I think that we here in byob can determine the Truth of evolution and whether- OR NOT- its real. Evolution is fake. Nothing as complicated as my last relationship could have evolved without the input of an intelligent designer. |
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Oct 17, 2016 23:20
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misty mountaintop posted:Evolution is fake. Nothing as complicated as my last relationship could have evolved without the input of an intelligent designer. counterpoint: evolution is real. otherwise, how did mediocre pop culture from the 1970s and 80s become "classics"?
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Oct 17, 2016 23:25
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pretty sure the evolution I picked up is a knock-off, the price was really low and some of these seams aren't lining up quite right.
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Oct 17, 2016 23:57
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City of Glompton posted:pretty sure the evolution I picked up is a knock-off, the price was really low and some of these seams aren't lining up quite right. Could be a manufacturing defect, I think sometimes those are sold to third parties who can sell them really cheap
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Oct 18, 2016 00:19
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if evolution is real then how did christ cure my alcoholism? a: one day at a time 
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Oct 18, 2016 01:36
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Yeah, David Duchovny was great though.
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Oct 18, 2016 02:37
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after Christian prep school (at a silly price to my parents), I somehow landed in a real university. I was mocked mercilessly when I failed to pretend I was joking about evolution being a crackpot theory. |
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Oct 18, 2016 05:31
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Gatekeeper posted:if evolution is real then how did christ cure my alcoholism? so....not today? e: perhaps I project |
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Oct 18, 2016 05:31
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real talk though evolution is real. I mean like how does life even make sense if you don't understand evolution
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Oct 18, 2016 05:45
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MrWillsauce posted:real talk though evolution is real. I mean like how does life even make sense if you don't understand evolution umm I know I'm here, but I can't really see millennia of ancestors despite the best efforts of genealogy.com or wtfe |
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Oct 18, 2016 07:37
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MrWillsauce posted:real talk though evolution is real. I mean like how does life even make sense if you don't understand evolution yeah like lil kids who never get told about adam and eve and other crap like that, when they finally start wondering about "where did the first mommies and daddies come from" they almost always arrive at "hmm maybe monkeys?" entirely on their own. evolution is kinda obvious |
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Oct 18, 2016 16:33
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it's obvious to me 
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Oct 18, 2016 19:46
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Don't ask me if climate change is real; I really got a lot on my plate. Let's figure this one out first, please. |
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Oct 18, 2016 20:16
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They all had a tiny meeting to determine when it would be best to sprout wings. |
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Oct 18, 2016 21:05
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MrWillsauce posted:real talk though evolution is real. I mean like how does life even make sense if you don't understand evolution I suppose if someone didn't believe in genetics or genes denying evolution would be easy.
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Oct 18, 2016 21:24
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MrWillsauce posted:it's obvious to me yeah I just realized my reply read kinda sassy, i agree its super obvious i mean heck it's so obvious that the official Catholic stance on evolution is 1. duh 2. it makes god even more impressive because i mean dude, he just plopped some garbage down here and snoozed for a while knowing when he woke up it would have slowly become us |
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Oct 18, 2016 22:02
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Gatekeeper posted:2. it makes god even more impressive because i mean dude, he just plopped some garbage down here and snoozed for a while knowing when he woke up it would have slowly become us god was a monkey and made us in his image but we evolved and now the reason he won't hang out with us on Earth anymore like in the olden times is because he's afraid we'll bully him alternate version of that joke: god is a single-celled organism and made us in his image but we evolved and he's been trying to hang out with us for like a bazillion years but he's so teeny tiny we can't see him |
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Oct 18, 2016 22:36
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realtalk: evolution is a borgoise theory, only historical dialectical materialism is true |
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Oct 18, 2016 23:54
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the struggle for survival in nature is, in essence, a political struggle |
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Oct 18, 2016 23:56
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but, and this is an important point, this struggle is not necessarily destructive. indeed, the inherent contradictions of the cryogenian period, would for example lead to the political foundation of the animalia kingdom |
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Oct 19, 2016 00:05
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Please no humor about the eternal science of dialectical materialism
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Oct 19, 2016 01:26
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if i didn't evolve from no ape then why i like banana smart guy |
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Oct 19, 2016 05:38
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checkmate.
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Oct 19, 2016 05:47
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devil posted:Please no humor about the eternal science of dialectical materialism materials frickin own
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Oct 19, 2016 06:00
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Gatekeeper posted:yeah like lil kids who never get told about adam and eve and other crap like that, when they finally start wondering about "where did the first mommies and daddies come from" they almost always arrive at "hmm maybe monkeys?" entirely on their own. evolution is kinda obvious oh yeah i hear feral kids will just derive mathematical proofs on their own too and discover calculus if no one talks to them ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Oct 19, 2016 10:54
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Nosfereefer posted:realtalk: evolution is a borgoise theory, only historical dialectical materialism is true tough but fair ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Oct 19, 2016 10:54
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Commie NedFlanders posted:oh yeah i hear feral kids will just derive mathematical proofs on their own too and discover calculus if no one talks to them actually they just instinctively speak hebrew maths are not an intrinsic skill tho 
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Oct 19, 2016 12:12
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Piso Mojado posted:materials frickin own maybe materials fricken own you but they dont own me, i am unencumbered by materialism as god intended when he evolved me from a lil gibbons who would make tools but never ever kept them |
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Oct 19, 2016 12:16
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while the flesh perhaps gets better, improves, adapts...the spiritual decay of the species is on full display perhaps it's no so much 'evolution' as reallocation make u thik |
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Oct 19, 2016 21:47
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Gatekeeper posted:actually they just instinctively speak hebrew whoa i'm inclined to believe this ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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