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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Remake "Misery" with Paige and Alberto Del Rio.


Hah hah I kid. I want every disgruntled couple from the WWE to make it so it eats at Vince McMahon every morning when he wakes up, turns his head to the other side of the bed, screams that the dead are walking and then settles down as he realizes it's just Linda.


EDIT: Goddamnit that's no way to start a new "Paige".

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



couple of crazy kids, doggoneit i love weddings

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP


https://www.facebook.com/ProWrestli...hc_location=ufi

she looks happy so good for her i guess

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

oatgan posted:

couple of crazy kids, doggoneit i love weddings

Wait till' you meet the inlaws, Alberto!

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013


Sorry you lost your waifu, amreese

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

postin levels------its over 9000!!!!!!!!!


i'm happy for them. amreese continues to be a psycho

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

dordreff posted:

Sorry you lost your waifu, amreese
My waifu will always, and forever be, Bull Nakano.

yea ok posted:

i'm happy for them. amreese continues to be a psycho
I'm convinced you're a gimmick account.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


I hope they go on to be obnoxiously awesome like the Hardys.

Ghidzilla
May 12, 2009


Paige and Del Rio aren't drinking the WWE cola and are happy. I fail to see what the big deal is. Good for them.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Ghidzilla posted:

Paige and Del Rio aren't drinking the WWE cola and are happy. I fail to see what the big deal is. Good for them.

The big deal is AmReese had a ring already picked out for Paige but he couldn't get to her in time!!!!!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE!!!


*stomps up to room and blares "Goo Goo Dolls*

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


Where's the destruction?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


at the c6/c7 segment and c7 nerve root

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


I wanna get married like everyone else is

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012



I have a friend that is close to Paige, and she is elated. Couldn't be happier. Can't wait to see photos.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


AMReese posted:

I'm convinced you're a gimmick account.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


I came for destruction. where is it?

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you



Muldoon

AMReese posted:

Yeah, except for a woman throwing her career away over a man twice her age and was already married or at least recently married when they met, sure. Nothing's wrong with that.

Del Rio is 39 and Paige is 24.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Brock Lesnar posted:

Del Rio is 39 and Paige is 24.

destroyed, with logic

Super No Vacancy posted:

at the c6/c7 segment and c7 nerve root

lmao

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

That's great and I hope the defy the odds and are super happy together. And that she gets her spine fixed and can do some indie appearances with him once she's out of contract. I mean, she's already doing appearances with him basically, but more officially like Cody and Brandi Rhodes are doing.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


https://twitter.com/MochaBellaa/sta...850358072696832


Ghidzilla posted:

Paige and Del Rio aren't drinking the WWE cola and are happy. I fail to see what the big deal is. Good for them.

Paige has cut off most of her friends and they fear she has a huge problem with hardcore drugs. There's that.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


cant believe paige is throwing all away for some roided up lunkhead

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

rovert posted:




Paige has cut off most of her friends and they fear she has a huge problem with hardcore drugs. There's that.

Darn it rovert stop being racist/sexist

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



rovert posted:

Paige has cut off most of her friends and they fear she has a huge problem with hardcore drugs. There's that.

kids these days!!

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Brock Lesnar posted:

Del Rio is 39 and Paige is 24.
Nobody says "You're marrying someone twice your age" with actual mathematical precision. It's just a saying.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012



rovert posted:

https://twitter.com/MochaBellaa/sta...850358072696832


Paige has cut off most of her friends and they fear she has a huge problem with hardcore drugs. There's that.

drugs are cool

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you



Muldoon

Paige is throwing away the years and years of wrestling she still has left in her healthy and completely undamaged body, just to be, married, to, someone she, loves!? And to do... drugs!!!!

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things


AMReese will never be as creepy as that one guy who has that Paige shrine and custom paints the Paige action figures to match every single outfit in which she's appeared

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Electric Lady posted:

AMReese will never be as creepy as that one guy who has that Paige shrine and custom paints the Paige action figures to match every single outfit in which she's appeared

He's probably killed himself with this news so

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


oatgan posted:

kids these days!!

Don't offer to mind Paige's dog for the weekend as you'll be stuck with it for two weeks.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


i do want to be clear that this is the wrestling business and theres no way it doesnt end terribly for all involved

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012



AMReese posted:

Nobody says "You're marrying someone twice your age" with actual mathematical precision. It's just a saying.

Yeah, I got confused when Dave said ADR looks like a million bucks, but I didn't see any piles of cash. I know how you feel.

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you



Muldoon

rovert posted:

Don't offer to mind Paige's dog for the weekend as you'll be stuck with it for two weeks.

is this how you get all your scoops

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

I'm glad you get me, Sticky Nate.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

rovert posted:

Don't offer to mind Paige's dog for the weekend as you'll be stuck with it for two weeks.

Can't believe she stuck you with dogsitting while shes off galavanting in Puerto Rico

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

postin levels------its over 9000!!!!!!!!!


You dirty dog

Bill Goldberg
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you



Muldoon

do you think ADR has already moved into Paige's house

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Electric Lady posted:

AMReese will never be as creepy as that one guy who has that Paige shrine and custom paints the Paige action figures to match every single outfit in which she's appeared

Wait....what


For real?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


Brock Lesnar posted:

is this how you get all your scoops

No how the FIP roster makes rent

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



rovert posted:

Don't offer to mind Paige's dog for the weekend as you'll be stuck with it for two weeks.

Awww puppy

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Brock Lesnar posted:

Paige is throwing away the years and years of wrestling she still has left in her healthy and completely undamaged body, just to be, married, to, someone she, loves!? And to do... drugs!!!!

Also this way she gets half his stuff if they break up. Well, half of the half he has left after his divorce.

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