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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Justice has prevailed.


Lipstick Apathy

Did we ever figure out what it was Paige got busted for this time? I heard synthetic weed somewhere but I don't know if that was legit.

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

CHEERS, LOVE.
THE CAVALYAAAY'S HERE!


Did Paige work another promotion while suspended under her current contract?

Edit: nm I guess she didn't work

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at Oct 17, 2016 around 14:40

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


she at least definitely made an in-ring appearance. its WWC so its theoretically the only promotion where she might be able to get away with that if the circumstances were different because of their relationship with the fed

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015


oatgan posted:

alberto el patron may actually no show his own wedding

Lol

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!



Korelle posted:

Hmm a father has concerns about his daughter marrying someone 15 years her senior after a short romance while he's still in the middle of a messy divorce. Clearly it must be because he's some massive racist.

Somethingawfulforums.txt

Ricky Knight is a massive racist though. This may or may not have anything to do with his feelings on ADR.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013



HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Did we ever figure out what it was Paige got busted for this time? I heard synthetic weed somewhere but I don't know if that was legit.

If it were synthetic weed there's a chance she'd be dead right now, that poo poo is incredibly dangerous.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011



Delsaber posted:

If it were synthetic weed there's a chance she'd be dead right now, that poo poo is incredibly dangerous.

That's what the squares used to say about real weed. You square?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

Justice has prevailed.


Lipstick Apathy

I heard a story about a dude who got supremely hosed up on like, K2 or something and got his mouth stuck on a bath faucet because he was super thirsty. He couldn't get his mouth free and was too high to turn the faucet off so he drowned.

What I'm saying is I hope Paige didn't do synthetic

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



Congrats to Paige and Alberto Del Rio. They will carry the Dos Caras and Knight family brands into the future.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Synthetic weed is not just one drug, so it can have wide-ranging effects that you won't know until you actually use the specific stuff you've got. Which is to say, don't do synthetic weed, but there's a perfectly good chance you'll be fine.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

oatgan posted:

alberto el patron may actually no show his own wedding

I think vaguely of Jake Blues and I don't know why

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013



Burt Buckle posted:

That's what the squares used to say about real weed. You square?

Mob
May 6, 2002

I wanted to change my avatar but I didn't have a good title so I wanted to say suck it hot dogs are sandwiches


lmao get off the synthetic weed train

these people have access to cocaine they're not smoking spice they picked up at a tattoo shop

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


Rosa Mendes' baby daddy:

https://twitter.com/Bobbyrageshard/...99905113579520a

rovert fucked around with this message at Oct 17, 2016 around 16:38

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


And that's why you use screencaps instead of direct links

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


https://twitter.com/MsCharlotteWWE/...998485354131457

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo



bobby rage shard

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo



this isnt tea is this supposed to be tea. standardize emojis imo

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



how's albertos restaurant empire coming along

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


lmao remember when he held a press conference in a mexican hooters

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



oatgan posted:

how's albertos restaurant empire coming along

https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/stat...181507217952768

weird that was just before he got stabbed. Have to imagine it's super postponed now with his recovery and a wedding to plan

Demp
Nov 5, 2003

GLORIOUS



That's Rosa Mendes' baby daddy.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



I suspect all the haters in this thread are just jelly that they've never felt the kind of love that only a wealthy middle aged mexican man with rich familial professional wrestling ties can provide.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Demp posted:

That's Rosa Mendes' baby daddy.

Yea Paige's ex was named Kevin or something

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013



The Destruction Of The Anti-Diva Paige By The Coward Alberto Del Rio

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010





I will never forgive Alberto El Patron "Del" Rio for ruining my perfect waifu, Paige

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


its pretty incredible that she proposed to him lol

Ghidzilla
May 12, 2009


This thread is my new favorite thread. So many lulz.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/...063187795054592

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Super No Vacancy posted:

this isnt tea is this supposed to be tea. standardize emojis imo

If you hover over it it's labeled as "hot beverage" which seems pretty standardized to me

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Super No Vacancy posted:

its pretty incredible that she proposed to him lol

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


same

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009





I can't believe I debated closing this thread on page 1

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


I guess you can never underestimate how terrible anything wrestling related will be.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011


This just seems like a terrible idea all around and I honestly couldn't care less about Paige.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin


who needs kayfabe with angles like this

JamMasterJim
Mar 27, 2010


tag youre fat posted:

who needs kayfabe with angles like this

Because the divorce cannot be settled in a ladder match.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013



JamMasterJim posted:

Because the divorce cannot be settled in a ladder match.

Alberto On A Pole Match

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

Band-aids don't fix arrow wounds


JamMasterJim posted:

Because the divorce cannot be settled in a ladder match.
gently caress that I want a Paige Bevis on a forklift match between Del Rio and her father

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a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax


JamMasterJim posted:

Because the divorce cannot be settled in a ladder match.

custody disputes have been solved in ladder matches before, so why not divorce proceedings?

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