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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

RealFoxy posted:

gently caress that I want a Paige Bevis on a forklift match between Del Rio and her father

Winner gets to be called papi

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


wrestling: it's so good

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Saraya Knight on a Forklift match

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Scoop Lover



he knows...


the former Mexamerica star is now a bigamist. Oh, what a world what a world

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013





Midnightghoul posted:

Winner gets to be called papi

Papi vs. Papi match, loser leaves the family.

And then returns under a mask as Mr. Dad.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


oatgan posted:

I can't believe I debated closing this thread on page 1

i have a feeling it's going to be worth keeping open for a while. Paige makes another headline every week and del rio is the most interesting man in this carny sport

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I heard a story about a dude who got supremely hosed up on like, K2 or something and got his mouth stuck on a bath faucet because he was super thirsty. He couldn't get his mouth free and was too high to turn the faucet off so he drowned.

His roommate would've helped him, but it was that guy who did too much acid and permanently thinks he's a glass of orange juice so now he has to stand up all the time because he'll die if he tips over.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Luigi Thirty posted:

Saraya Knight on a Forklift match

Make this part of Matt Hardys Apolaypto please

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


is their live footage of the proposal? i want to see adr say si to paige.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



How can Paige marry me if she's married to ADR?

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015


Delsaber posted:

Papi vs. Papi match, loser leaves the family.

And then returns under a mask as Mr. Dad.

David Ortiz retired this year. I din't think his feet could handle a full match.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


oldpainless posted:

How can Paige marry me if she's married to ADR?

Same way ADR can marry Paige while ADR is married to some other lady, I suppose.

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010





oldpainless posted:

How can Paige marry me if she's married to ADR?

I think you will find Paige is my waifu.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008



as far as most people from norwich this is like winning the lottery for her

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


creepy post, op

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


"when i put you into my cross arm breaker...then you will be my wife....SI SI SI"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


even though this became a jokes thread about saying the weirdest poo poo, nothing has come close to the proposed concept of, "Just keep in mind that she has nowhere else to go and she's throwing away her life for Del Rio's dick."

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


in a surprise twist, right before alberto can say "si," pentagon dark shows up and breaks both their arms while triple h looks on from the balcony.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Wait, isn't Raymond Rafool the same attorney that represented Linda Hogan?

Chill Nazi Frog
Sep 21, 2009

I'm kind of a symbol


can't wait to catch their mixed act hahaha if you get what I'm saying.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo



just casual public love grabs on a neck ostensibly in dire need of surgery

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013


projecthalaxy posted:

the former Mexamerica star is now a bigamist. Oh, what a world what a world

One wife for Mex, one wife for America.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Perigryn posted:

Wait, isn't Raymond Rafool the same attorney that represented Linda Hogan?

Yep. Alberto is hosed.

Not a good look, Berto.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1



Paige is like a delayed idiots by men. I've said this out loud 6-7 times and I still don't understand what it means.

Also, I refuse to believe that Paige is messed up on drugs. Saraya Knight is a very protective mom and would get that poo poo sorted in a heartbeat.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u


oatgan posted:

Not a good look, Berto.

Please don't kink shame

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


coconono posted:

Also, I refuse to believe that Paige is messed up on drugs. Saraya Knight is a very protective mom and would get that poo poo sorted in a heartbeat.

wasnt the rap on paige in nxt that her hard/underage drinking was jeopardizing her career

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


i mean i know drinking and drugs are perceived differently by british carnie dynasties but

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


I know she drinks like a fish but that's never been a Wellness Issue?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Mystery Opponent posted:

Please don't kink shame

I would like to apologize to all the posters for my sex-negative attitudes and promise to do better in the future

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010


coconono posted:

I know she drinks like a fish but that's never been a Wellness Issue?

I think the point is that it can still derail a career, especially one that requires you to be as safe as you can in the ring

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I heard a story about a dude who got supremely hosed up on like, K2 or something and got his mouth stuck on a bath faucet because he was super thirsty. He couldn't get his mouth free and was too high to turn the faucet off so he drowned.

What I'm saying is I hope Paige didn't do synthetic

stay thirsty my friends

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

Dojo Bros 4 Eva


oatgan posted:

I would like to apologize to all the posters for my sex-negative attitudes and promise to do better in the future

finally a mod who cares

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT


oatgan posted:

I would like to apologize to all the posters for my sex-negative attitudes and promise to do better in the future

gently caress off oatgan we're allowed to have different kinks

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


my kink is watching AMreese post. That poo poo keeps me hard. H A R D.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Scoop Lover



he knows...


Wait so is it good for Ricardo Rodriguez's somewhat more successful friend to marry dozens of women at the same time or is it bad

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009



Bad

Beautiful and dangerous

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

Catching up on the thread and every time I saw the Paige murder shrine picture I kept thinking really hard about who I would love to have one devoted to. Probably Big Poppa Pump.

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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP


Kane?

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