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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ghidzilla posted:

What I've taken from all this is that wrestlemen have weak rear end loads.

Roid balls.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Molestationary Store posted:

Hope Paige dun kill herself. Really her doing anything that's leaked out isn't surprising considering the stories I've heard about her and her family. She ought to just go 'yeah I did that poo poo, and? You all do it too.'

All I can figure is Del Rio's hot about it, and, well, this whole thread was started because she acts like a crazy 12-year-old in love for Del Rio. If he dumps her over this... yikes.

e: heh

https://twitter.com/SCOTTHALLNWO/status/844400726558298112

WrasslorMonkey fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Mar 22, 2017

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'd be super frightened to view Asuka nudes, lest she crawl out of a waterlogged TV seven days later and murder me to death.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Gonz posted:

I'd be super frightened to view Asuka nudes, lest she crawl out of a waterlogged TV seven days later and murder me to death.

:same:, except I'm really excited about it

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Ghidzilla posted:

What I've taken from all this is that wrestlemen have weak rear end loads.

Steroids

Xmaspast
Aug 18, 2014

Shinjobi posted:

:same:, except I'm really excited about it

Partially cause I got to see Asuka nude, partially cause I'm just ready to die. This is pretty much a win-win.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Where are the nazi Asuka pics?

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you
Screw Asuka I want me dat good stuff.

Gimme dat hawt Nia Jax sexy tapes ! :frogbon:

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
Nia Jax looks like too boring of a person to even think of doing a tape.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Uncle Kitchener posted:

Nia Jax looks like too boring of a person to even think of doing a tape.
She's not like most girls

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Xmaspast posted:

Partially cause I got to see Asuka nude, partially cause I'm just ready to die. This is pretty much a win-win.

I live, I die, I live again.:madmax:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

noelle foley was mentioned in the discussion thread and i was going to ask if she's on the hack list but i now realize this means it would imply i might see frank the clowns dick

please do not leak frank the clowns dick

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Codependent Poster posted:

Becky, Bayley, and Alexa confirmed as smart cookies.

Becky, Bayley, Alexa, Charlotte, Nattie, Nia Jax confirmed as smart cookies.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drat Victoria went all porn also.

So far Kaytlin is the best.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

AsInHowe posted:

Becky, Bayley, Alexa, Charlotte, Nattie, Nia Jax confirmed as smart cookies.

charlotte has a sex tape its just that she doesnt show up on film

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
I say that Mickie, Maryse, Lana et al are the smartest cookies, because they found another trip to the pay windah

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

MotU posted:

charlotte has a sex tape its just that she doesnt show up on film

What?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I hope Charlotte's sex tape is released in David Flair style

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Intruder posted:

I hope Charlotte's sex tape is released in David Flair style

I hope that whenever Rovert looks at a monitor of any type, it's playing and he can't ever escape it.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I heavily doubt that Charlotte has a sex tape, but in all honesty, Frank the Clown is gonna come out looking very bad in this, if he got hacked

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Hell Frank the Clown probably leaked them

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
If this ends in Frank the Clown barred from WWE property, it will have all been worth it

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Why would a clown have all the nudes?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Malcolm Excellent posted:

Why would a clown have all the nudes?

Everyone loves a clown.

Even a part-time clown.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Frank the Clown chanting "Down here, everybody floats" as he delivers the moneyshot

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

DoctorGonzo posted:

drat Victoria went all porn also.

So far Kaytlin is the best.

dude there is absolutely nothing on earth I want to hear about less than your opinions on the relative merits of wrestler nudes

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I'm honestly surprised that there is no Fandango footage out there. He seems like he fucks.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

The_Rob posted:

I'm honestly surprised that there is no Fandango footage out there. He seems like he fucks.

Fuckdango

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005


excuse me, its gently caress-Dahn-Goh

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

The_Rob posted:

I'm honestly surprised that there is no Fandango footage out there. He seems like he fucks.

There probably is but unless he's loving a woman people want to see naked or shame than no one cares.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Grozz Nuy posted:

dude there is absolutely nothing on earth I want to hear about less than your opinions on the relative merits of wrestler nudes

#YesAllNudeWrestlers

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grozz Nuy posted:

dude there is absolutely nothing on earth I want to hear about less than your opinions

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

AsInHowe posted:

I heavily doubt that Charlotte has a sex tape, but in all honesty, Frank the Clown is gonna come out looking very bad in this, if he got hacked

Don't forget that Charlotte was also with perennial fuckup, lady-strangler, and recipient of ten thousand overlapping TNA multi-year contracts, Bram.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

flashy_mcflash posted:

Don't forget that Charlotte was also with perennial fuckup, lady-strangler, and recipient of ten thousand overlapping TNA multi-year contracts carrier-of-the-TNA-brand-into-the-future, Bram.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Joey McChrist posted:

excuse me, its gently caress-Dahn-Goh

Fan-Dick-N-Go

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Joey McChrist posted:

excuse me, its gently caress-Dahn-Goh

The dragon you have to kill to learn that shout is a real sleazeball.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Joey McChrist posted:

excuse me, its gently caress-Dahn-Goh

Pff, you're not even a real pornography

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

:gas:

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

flashy_mcflash posted:

Don't forget that Charlotte was also with perennial fuckup, lady-strangler, and recipient of ten thousand overlapping TNA multi-year contracts, Bram.

When I originally knew her, she was dating her first husband, who was very mad that people would do Ric Flair WOOs around her all the time. It annoyed him, and I tried to explain politely as possible that it would never ever ever stop. Needless to say, they still got married and it didn't work out.

Bram was husband #2, and there luckily hasn't been a husband #3. Because sometimes people learn from their mistakes and mature, and that's a good sign.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
"Collecting spouses? I learned it from YOU, dad! Okay? I learned it from you!"

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