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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Does anyone want to start a betting pool on how many times Paige calls ADR 'papi' in her wedding vows? I'm going with more than two.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
this just in, ADR has no-showed the wedding as he was unhappy that he wasn't being pushed hard enough as the main eventer

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hooray for them?? This seems like a not at all drastic response to Paige's media getting leaked, and her supposed suicidal feelings from the fallout.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

"gently caress you, now we're married" weddings always work out.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

all you cynics might laugh at del rio and paige right now, but you won't be laughing when their firstborn goes on to retire roman reigns at wrestlemania 60. you'll be cheering!!!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
lmao he's still married

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I like that nobody even noticed him implying WWE leaked the tapes

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Mulaney Power Move posted:

all you cynics might laugh at del rio and paige right now, but you won't be laughing when their firstborn goes on to retire roman reigns at wrestlemania 60. you'll be cheering!!!

as if roman reigns will retire, the big dog doesn't quit in his yard

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
What does Alberto have against haberdasheries? :tipshat:

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




sticklefifer posted:

What does Alberto have against haberdasheries? :tipshat:

Well the only Haberdashery I know of is Minnie's and she doesn't allow Mexican's.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chris James 2 posted:

I like that nobody even noticed him implying WWE leaked the tapes

I like the hat jokes.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Chris James 2 posted:

I like that nobody even noticed him implying WWE leaked the tapes

One might almost call such a hit 'political'

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Photex posted:

Well the only Haberdashery I know of is Minnie's and she doesn't allow Mexican's.

They recently started letting in perros, I'm not sure how this effects Alberto.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

reignofevil posted:

When king's blood stops pumping he dies so I for one support him doing whatever he needs to do to keep a desperate clawhold on mortality.

I think you'll find that most people die if their blood stops circulating for very long.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

From Del Rio's instagram:

You know it's entirely possible the post is directed at TNA! :haw:

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Photex posted:

Well the only Haberdashery I know of is Minnie's and she doesn't allow Mexican's.

Good reference, bro.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


congrats to Alberto for joining Paige's "no surname" family.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/846571091854266368

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Stay in school, kids.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


She ain't the sharpest knife and she's marrying a stupid dude but she's not really wrong with what she said there imo

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003

Mulaney Power Move posted:

somebody's gonna get their rear end kicked.

Somebody's gonna get their wig split

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




The one porn you know will never be leaked, because nobody in their right mind would disrespect Mark Henry like that.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Liquid Communism posted:

The one porn you know will never be leaked, because nobody in their right mind would disrespect Mark Henry like that.

I'd like to see Mark Henry do strongman in the background of a porno. Two people are having sex on camera, but behind them Mark is picking up a small poorly made foreign car.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ADR may have Paige, but he doesn't have four Slammy awards!

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Good reference, bro.

that's all I wanted, was recognition.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Malcolm Excellent posted:

I'd like to see Mark Henry do strongman in the background of a porno. Two people are having sex on camera, but behind them Mark is picking up a small poorly made foreign car.

Only if it was blaring his theme song the whole time

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Only if it was blaring his theme song the whole time

Somebody bout to get their rear end licked

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Let us all get tossed tonight.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/repalec/status/846918076859764737

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That is a terrible Yennefer cosplay, Paige :mad:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Should have gone with the Bushwackers entrance instead

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

it's pretty inaccurate because it doesn't involve del rio instantly punching someone in the audience and screaming "gently caress YOU I AM MARRYING HER, I LOVE HER"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Booblord Zagats posted:

Should have gone with the Bushwackers entrance instead

video evidence suggest Paige's bush is plenty wacked.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



I like how there's a cloud of cocaine on the entrance ramp

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



coconono posted:

video evidence suggest Paige's bush is plenty wacked.

:drat:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

coconono posted:

video evidence suggest Paige's bush is plenty wacked.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I get that it's an embarrassing situation for them both, but what's with Paige and Del Rio being insistant that 'other parties' purposely leaked that stuff, and not that someone was stupid enough to have their cloud account hacked.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

DrVenkman posted:

I get that it's an embarrassing situation for them both, but what's with Paige and Del Rio being insistant that 'other parties' purposely leaked that stuff, and not that someone was stupid enough to have their cloud account hacked.

Del Rio' perpetually markets himself to Mexican fans as a guy screwed over by the WWE/racist Americans.

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
First some lunatic stabbed Del Rio, and now he's hacked them. How deep does this conspiracy go? Who is the mystery man behind these assaults on ADR and his family?

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