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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

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Gee, it's almost like people change their minds about marriage and family life when they meet the right person.

Congratulations to both of them, but isn't Del Río still married or still going through the divorce proceedings of his first marriage?

Burt Buckle posted:

Who the gently caress is Ricky Knight? Live and let live, Ricky. It's none of your business, jack.

Paige's dad. He's just going through the motions every white dad goes through when his daughter dates or wants to marry a non-white dude. As a non-white dude who dated white girls, this is normal.

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Skinty McEdger posted:

Punk is making a shitload of money from being a bad mma fighter. Del Rio not so much.

Restaurants are a massive money sink that usually close down within the first five years, especially if you are an athlete or a celebrity.

See: Jim Ross, UFC Welterweight Johny Hendricks, Jerry Lawler (didn't he have a food stand for a bit?)

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
I don't think they'll touch it. Seth's leaks were never mentioned on Raw.

Also,

r/squaredcircle posted:

"So Dave, take us through the undercard."

"Okay, just let me get my notes here..."

shuffles papers, unzips pants

"Okay, so first we got some pictures of her tits taken in a mirror. It was fine, y' know, I liked the schoolgirl skirt I thought that was a nice touch, but other than then that it wasn't anything too special, it was just kinda there, y'know.

"So next we had we had our first video of the night..."

"I thought this was so disappointing, Maddox came off like a total geek, you could barely see Paige at all. I gave it MINUS 3 STARS."

"W-well, y'know, I wouldn't quite go as low as minus 3 stars, but, y' know, it was definitely a disappointment given the hype. But y'know, Maddox is a lower card guy and Paige, I mean she's over and all but, y' know... I mean, If you wanna talk about Maddox looking like a geek, what about the video with Xavier?"

"Well take us through it, because I was doing Observer live when that one broke"

"Okay, so it's Page, okay, and she's riding Xaviers dick, which is fine, y' know, nothing too crazy... okay... so I'm thinking, God, there's not much heat here at all. I mean interracial stuff got over huge in the 70's, y' know because it was a different time and whatever, but in 2017 it's just not much of a taboo, y'know. So I'm watching, gettin' kinda bored, then all of a sudden, Brad Maddox takes his camera, i'm not making this up, and he starts filming close ups of them loving..."

"Unbelievable"

"I KNOW. It was like, God, could they book this guy like any more of a geek. A-And you know this was all Vince's idea right?..."

"Oh yeah"

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I, too, have cum on a young, impressionable, goth girl.

You can't even blame Xavier for this. Sexually adventurous goth girls are like nerd kryptonite.

sticklefifer posted:

This is also literally every housing complex for every Olympics. Athletes from everywhere are all housed in apartment complexes usually built specifically for the Games, and they just gently caress all the time.

There was a news story about this where the athletes ran out of condoms during their stay at the village. Athletes get around.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Platypus Farm posted:

To be fair what else are they gonna do? Go out and get zika? Get eaten by roving hordes of wild dogs?

I dunno, what do the devoutly religious athletes do?

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

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Barreft posted:

Hope Solo has a huge gash but there's no way I wouldn't go there just for the stories I could tell.

The Angriest Vagina.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Also, Xavier Woods is a brony.

We may be witnessing the first documented instance of not only a brony having sex, but of being the bull in a cuckold relationship.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

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rovert posted:

Melina and Victoria were the targets today.

If that leakers list continues to be accurate Sasha, Maryse and Asuka are next.

Jesus, at this point, it would be surprising if a WWE womens wrestler didn't have nudes.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
A Diaz and Alberto in the same room. Someone is going to end up in the hospital and then beat up in said hospital.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Go RV! posted:

Who the gently caress hates Korean BBQ?

I've never been to one, so I can't judge.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

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coconono posted:

I've gotten drunk in a lot of airports, never saw a fight never saw a drink thrown(in the bar anyway). Maybe I just go to the wrong airports?

Yeah, most Airport bars seem closed all the time.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

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RealFoxy posted:

On one hand we thought the Matt Hardy/Jeff Reby Sky abuse stuff was even harder than this.

Wait, what?

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Man, you guys sure do know a lot about porn.

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Who the gently caress pays for no shows?

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