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Regulation Size posted:Imagine being ADR in that scene and having to be all like "drat, Paige, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is gently caress another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be ADR and not only stand in that ring while Paige flaunts her pasty British body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her trackmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, pop after pop, minute after minute, while she perfected that proposal. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous loving visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Twitter tells her she's STILL GOT IT and drat, PAIGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish loving gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been loving nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged stabbing victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Luis Potosi. You've never even seen anything this loving disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pockmarked fronthead as she sucks it in to kneel expectantly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the marks call for another shoot smooch, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're Alberto Del loving Rio. You're not going to lose your future HOF status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. 
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Oct 19, 2016 22:10
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Delsaber posted:Cash talk: if it's not A Boy Named Sue then I don't care.
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Oct 21, 2016 00:40
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The337th posted:This just made me realize how much better life would be if Scott Steiner had a turn at playing the Colonel in some KFC spots. YOU WANNA EAT YOU SOME CHICKEN!!? YA FAT SONUFAH BITCH!!
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Nov 1, 2016 19:35
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Only the finest in Mexamerican cuisine
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Nov 28, 2016 03:55
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i wish adr would do coke off my rear end and titties I don't think he could afford that much
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Dec 12, 2016 21:44
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Heavy Metal posted:Paige should play April O'Neil in the next Turtlesboot or at least a reporter in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie! Why do you want Del Riod-o to kick the poo poo out of an entire cast of characters!?
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Dec 15, 2016 06:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16m9yk40JHQ for all purpose use: 
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Dec 19, 2016 02:09
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StarkRavingMad posted:she wrote another big thing about how much she loved ADR and drew a big cartoon heart
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Dec 20, 2016 03:50
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StarkRavingMad posted:
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Jan 4, 2017 04:38
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Feb 23, 2017 12:23
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Del Rio had an apeshit meltdown over a turtle man maybe just touching Paige. That dude has to be having a loving aneurysm right about now.
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Mar 18, 2017 07:37
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Did anyone say Alberto Del Cuck-o yet?
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Mar 18, 2017 08:25
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Korelle posted:"Some say Brad Maddox started the Divas Revolution!” "No but it sure jump started him, heyo!" *mugs to camera while Ed McMahon guffaws"
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Mar 18, 2017 11:09
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Paige gave up thousands of dollars in the most high profile wrestling company in history to do coke, broke up a marriage, and let kids handle her cum belt.
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Mar 18, 2017 20:43
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"She calls it the Paige Tap Out maggle!!" *unzips pants*
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Mar 19, 2017 02:49
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Endorph posted:most of the money you've ever handled in your life has had cum, cocaine, and poop on it only after I'm done with it
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AlmightyPants posted:Rhyno, why? 
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Mar 20, 2017 07:03
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CubsWoo posted:You seem to be under the impression that I'm defending the guy who sent the tweets to Eichenwald. I'm not. It's perfectly possible that (from how I've read what's happened) Eichenwald was able to get Rivello's information from whatever charity he may or may not have donated to - and I agree that the veracity of that info is sketchy - at the same time as the DOJ was using alternative means (requesting Twitter, AT&T, Apple etc. release info to the DOJ) to find him. I also said that in that specific hypothetical that if things happened the way I mentioned them I'd probably be willing to forgive and not press charges. Eichenwald isn't me and he's got the right to seek justice as far as the law allows. And as I've said, if Rivello didn't show any remorse or try to reach out to Eichenwald and apologize/make amends, that's all the more reason to seek criminal charges. 
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Mar 21, 2017 20:46
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I'm shocked Stephanie isn't on that list I mean she's solely responsible for the women's revolution after all
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Mar 22, 2017 05:29
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SamuraiFoochs posted:HOLY poo poo IT WAS RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE TIME 
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Mar 24, 2017 18:40
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" and Xavier goes "Hey girl, look familiar? 
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Chris James 2 posted:I like that nobody even noticed him implying WWE leaked the tapes One might almost call such a hit 'political'
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Mar 28, 2017 01:33
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Malcolm Excellent posted:I'd like to see Mark Henry do strongman in the background of a porno. Two people are having sex on camera, but behind them Mark is picking up a small poorly made foreign car. Only if it was blaring his theme song the whole time
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Mar 29, 2017 04:55
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Jerusalem posted:I thought the Republicans were going to end Big Government!?! thanks Obama
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Apr 10, 2017 23:24
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MotU posted:coked up, violent, mexi-merican
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May 15, 2017 08:38
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St Evan Echoes posted:My girlfriend doesn't like Korean BBQ either so I know Alberto's pain 
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Jun 18, 2017 19:35
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Please do not troll or be rude in the Paige & Alberto Del Rio Relationship thread
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Jun 26, 2017 19:26
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I want to get off Senor Patron's Wild Ride
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Jul 13, 2017 17:49
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Meadowhill posted:I'm pretty sure Paige didn't gently caress Stephanie's husband. Why on earth would you assume this
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Aug 9, 2017 07:54
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rare Magic card l00k posted:J-Russo only banned erotic fanfiction! Have you never seen Cornette in a Wendy's?
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coconono posted:I'm more concerned ADR spent the last month in jail and you goofhouses would rather bitch about fine irish lad Rovert. 
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