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pressedbunny posted:As long as their wedding somehow involves Kane and/or Eric Bischoff, everything is grand and I see no problem. they do the "if anyone objects to this marriage let him speak now" thing at the rehearsal and Kane bursts out of the floor and drags del Rio to his stag night
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projecthalaxy posted:the former Mexamerica star is now a bigamist. Oh, what a world what a world One wife for Mex, one wife for America.
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Oct 17, 2016 21:58
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Del Rio should marry every wrestling woman and change his name to Mil Esposas
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Oct 18, 2016 00:32
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Regulation Size posted:Imagine being ADR in that scene and having to be all like "drat, Paige, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is gently caress another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be ADR and not only stand in that ring while Paige flaunts her pasty British body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her trackmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, pop after pop, minute after minute, while she perfected that proposal. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous loving visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Twitter tells her she's STILL GOT IT and drat, PAIGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish loving gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been loving nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged stabbing victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Luis Potosi. You've never even seen anything this loving disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pockmarked fronthead as she sucks it in to kneel expectantly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the marks call for another shoot smooch, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're Alberto Del loving Rio. You're not going to lose your future HOF status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. settle down about Bevis
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RacistGuidingLight posted:Nice to say after the fact, but we didn't appreciate what we had when we had it. Sure we all liked Space Oddity and Ziggy Stardust (and for a lot of y'all that means the tracks, and not the albums!) but ignored him the rest of the time, cuz we were to lazy at times to seek out things that didn't get airplay. He fell into disrepair. He spent an actual year with the loving Nine Inch Nails and we just let him! People say he's a once in a generation thing, but nope. No more Bowies. They're all gone. The Space Oddity album was pretty poo poo apart from that one song, though.
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Oct 20, 2016 23:06
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Vince walks into his office and Del Rio is lying on his desk with Paige doing lines off his abs
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Dec 6, 2016 10:09
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sticklefifer posted:I'm honestly surprised they don't translate that character to TV. Once her suspension's up they could have a big hit with a reality show trainwreck character. The best characters are always the ones that are true to life. Like Stone Cold except instead of drinking beer wrong after matches she could just down a third of a bottle of vodka
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extradite THIS! posted:Alberto del Rio, the most entertaining man in wrestling Wouldn't that require him to actually wrestle a match?
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Jan 3, 2017 05:23
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Skinty McEdger posted:In the UK at least the Turtles were always Hero turtles during their first run. It's all related to an old law that meant that any reference whatsoever to ninja's made a film or tv show an instant 18 rating. They also edited out Michelangelo's nunchucks, because they're such deadly weapons. e: do you think Del Rio and Michelangelo would be friends or would he beat Mikey up too?
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MotU posted:del rio doesnt work So he's a real piece of shoot?
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Looking forward to the tabloid story about Alberto kicking his dad's rear end
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