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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Paige is marrying Alberto Del Rio and not me and that makes me mad.

I wanted to marry Alberto Del Rio.

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May 9, 2006

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

But you're a lesbian!

I have standards.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
So does this mean I can still marry Alberto Del Rio?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
David Bowie right now looks better than like 99% of the population. Some scientist in 5 million years is going to dig up David Bowie's bones and say "dang this guy had real nice cheech bones".

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Mine is that time I got to see big dick Wolverine.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dario the Wop posted:

That's not a Paige moment, that's a you moment, you selfish dandy!

Who are you to doubt Selfish Dandy?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Is there any basis to the claims he rages hard?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I wanna talk about weddings :(

Well when one piece of metal loves another piece of metal very much they decide to get joined together in the flames of bonding.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Can they use flash photography if Paige is wearing a wedding dress?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This is what I want my funeral to look like. I've already gotten Sid to agree to be there.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Endorph posted:

what about the shoney bear

Instead of a casket I will be in that costume.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
drat ADR way to get that heel heat.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

AMReese posted:

I really just want that to become the go-to excuse for rear end in a top hat behavior for wrestlers in real life. More than it already is, I mean

The problem is that, by all accounts, most of the best heels turn out to be super nice in real life. Big Boss Man would give you a foot rub and Nikolai Volkoff let me sleep with his sturdy Russian wife.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Summer Rae's face is me any time any of my friends talk about how happy they are.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Basic Chunnel posted:

Did Alberto have substance issues at any point in the past? This seems like a sharp decline

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May 9, 2006

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Writer Cath posted:

I guess the best plan would be to touch Paige, then flee to the safety of a wrestling show Del Rio is booked at.

I like this post.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I want a ninja turtle to touch me.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Frankston posted:

This is the kinda poo poo I'd write when I was 16.

Paige is like 24 and grew up in a wrestling family so she might as well be 16.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope she breaks up with that roided out lunkhead and dates me.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I should be ADR and Paige's baby instead of that roided up softhead.

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May 9, 2006

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ch3cooh posted:

Anybody know the name of the bar Alberto was arrested in? I just realized it all happened in the town where I did an exchange semester in college.

The Blue Oyster

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bard Maddox posted:

cocaine is so good

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May 9, 2006

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Endorph posted:

alberto del rio is such a badass that he had to get his little brother to help him win a fight

But then he beat up his little brother, making him winner in the tournament.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BEEP BOOP I AM A BABY

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Don't eat food that comes out of your nose.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Talking derisively about Romani is probably rovert's most Hitleresque qualities.

Plus rovert is just an anagram of Hitler if you misspell either of them.

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May 9, 2006

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oatgan posted:

the bennifer to paige and alberto's romeo and juliet

Guys I've heard horrible rumors of wrestling and "poison Rana".

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm going to start a charity for charities that Del Rio has no-showed on.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why would he marry both of them if he already has two knives?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I crush up cialis into my cocaine so I don't have to worry about it.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dees is getting good.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This is bullshit. My fanfic had Xavier loving Maddox while Paige taped it. What is this disgusting poo poo that's happening?

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May 9, 2006

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Blaise330 posted:

Apparently some people fantasy booked Big E as the 2nd guy at first. I wonder how that rumor got skewed. Did they just hear it was a black guy and assumed it was the gyrating hips guy? I mean I suppose that's a better guess than guessing it was Byron Saxton or something.

Note: My fanfic has Byron filming, fully clothed, and crying.

Byron doesn't have emotions. He's a robot that only gets powered on when it's time to do commentary.

Meanwhile attractive people are loving each other and I'm furious they're not loving me. I'm not gonna watch the videos but how was Brad's form? Was it as sturdy and controlled as his tight shirts make me believe it was?

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May 9, 2006

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Barreft posted:

No all the sex was very boring, just up down up down. Maddox naked and peering into Paige and Xavier's crotches is pretty funny though.

Mods change my name to Disappointed by Superstar loving.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Don't have sex with muggers they will leave right after it's done there is 0 cuddling.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Cumming on a championship belt is seen as good luck in some cultures.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope the Big E video is just him, fully clothed, staring at the camera and gyrating for 5 minutes.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Have they released Big Show's dick yet?

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Taker nudes released yet?

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May 9, 2006

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

The love of her life, Alberto Eel Rio, is probably going to leave her, and she I stuck in southwest texas and probably running low on blow and xanax.

That Eel sounds slimy!

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