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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
NAOMI IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN DO A SPRINGBOARD.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
How's the show been so far?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

motherbox posted:

Still hate her entrance but I feel like she's noticeably improving in the ring literally every week.

They'll all get better the less they do 4-8 man tags that last 4 minutes and end in a rollup.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

oatgan posted:

david otunga losing his mind over a springboard crossbody

smackdown would legit be better if mauro was by himself, and also if it came with a button to mute mauro when he got annoying while leaving ring and crowd sounds in

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

We found Kane!

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
tbf naomi got some good air

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Soothing Vapors posted:

we got divorced because of all your mean posts i bet you feel like a jerk now!!!!!

so you're saying she's on the market legit now, not just under the table

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Glad Alexa could wander around long enough for Naomi to pull off that move.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Writer Cath posted:

How's the show been so far?

https://zippy.gfycat.com/UnselfishTerribleDodobird.webm

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

smackdown would legit be better if mauro was by himself, and also if it came with a button to mute mauro when he got annoying while leaving ring and crowd sounds in

RAW would also be better with a commentary: off option

and preshows

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

surf rock posted:

so you're saying she's on the market legit now, not just under the table

hahaha

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Naomi didn't really kick out of that from what I saw

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Make Mauro and Corey graves the only commentary team.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

dromal phrenia posted:

im not sure i'm ready for sexy venom or sexy carnage

Stay away from Marvel Comics in the mid 90's. Sexy Venom is real. Possibly Carnage too.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i feel like i asked this last ppv, but how much wrestling training has naomi had? she's clearly got the athletic skills but her actual in-ring is usually garbage

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
I'm rooting for Ellsworth and all but for some reason I suspect his breath smells of cigarettes and cat food

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

The_Rob posted:

Make Mauro and Corey graves the only commentary team.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Phenix Rising posted:

Very quick and very dirty.


DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Alexa should cosplay as Leatherface next.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The_Rob posted:

Make Mauro and Corey graves the only commentary team.

In some alternate universe, the commentary team is Saxton + Otunga + Cole/JBL and RAW is 6 hours.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

gid away ill kick u :mad:

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DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
hopefully this is AJ going full on bad guy by destroying ellsworth and and ellsworth dissapears until coming back in the rumble.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

only if it's jericho dancing

Sounds good to me.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


hahaha i was going to ask for this

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baron Corbin is not the champ, dont be silly.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

smackdown is really cool and good

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

hopefully this is AJ going full on bad guy by destroying ellsworth and and ellsworth dissapears until coming back in the rumble.

That pop would be magical, and it could be at a moment where AJ is by himself and tired and the camera just goes right to AJ's face.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

wrasslormonkey please also gif alexa's mini-tantrum when naomi caught her kick

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

oh my god

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DoctorGonzo posted:

Baron Corbin is not the champ, dont be silly.

I think Curtis Axel can beat him though.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Alexa Bliss is really pretty.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

i feel like i asked this last ppv, but how much wrestling training has naomi had? she's clearly got the athletic skills but her actual in-ring is usually garbage

she was called up too early because they needed bodies for a season of NXT back when it was a game show and would do well with more training

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i like Alexa's eyebrow movement

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The_Rob posted:

That pop would be magical, and it could be at a moment where AJ is by himself and tired and the camera just goes right to AJ's face.

If Ellsworth came back buff as hell and threw AJ out the ring with 1 hand that'd be the greatest WWE moment of all time.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

whiff, whiff.... ok that chinbreaker was pretty decent

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

That spinning jawbreaker was sick

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Naomi is trying really hard and this isn't that bad of a match.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

oatgan posted:

she was called up too early because they needed bodies for a season of NXT back when it was a game show and would do well with more training

remember when Kaitlyn came in at the last minute and had a ton of charisma and Michael Cole was making GBS threads on everything and it was the best thing WWE had done in years

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Did Alexa have a wardrobe malfunction or something?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Brock Lesnar posted:

i like Alexa's eyebrow movement

With most of the women you get a wrestler that cant act, an actor that cant wrestle, or a supermodel that cant do either. Alexa seems to be the total package.

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