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Thanks to my son I listen to Lion King's Be Prepared a lot, and I always get a chuckle out of potentially rhyming 'rewarded' with 'sworded' even though that doesn't make sense.
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Grendels Dad posted:Thanks to my son I listen to Lion King's Be Prepared a lot, and I always get a chuckle out of potentially rhyming 'rewarded' with 'sworded' even though that doesn't make sense. Huh. I thought the line was "sordid."
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Aug 7, 2020 15:21
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Holy poo poo.... is that cum?!
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marshmallow creep posted:Huh. I thought the line was "sordid." 
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Aug 7, 2020 15:49
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Yes, Jon drank dog cum and has developed The Thirst. Now all he can think about is dog cum, it plagues his every waking thought. edit username/post combo
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Aug 7, 2020 15:49
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mysterious frankie posted:Ok, but how do you guys pronounce sword? Rapier.
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mysterious frankie posted:Ok, but how do you guys pronounce sword? katana* *Japanese for sword
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garfield hentai posted:Holy poo poo.... is that cum?! ODIE CUM
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Moon Slayer posted:katana*
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Aug 7, 2020 15:56
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The Japanese people are famous for having 1000 words for "sword"
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Phosphine posted:Cot is almost universally pronounced /kɑt/ in the US. Congrats on being the only two people among fifty or so who managed to make a contribution beyond "duhhh they rhyme they make the flahfads sound"
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Aug 7, 2020 16:18
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I usually like dialect talk, but somehow y'all made it boring
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Aug 7, 2020 16:23
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vyelkin posted:I'm from Canada and I say Seconded. Unless someone can post a clip of someone mispronouncing caught, I will continue to insist that this is some strange conspiracy
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Aug 7, 2020 16:31
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Bad(?) news everyone https://twitter.com/naughtsling/status/1281853233653145601?s=19
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Aug 7, 2020 16:32
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Martian posted:Bad(?) news everyone HAHAHA! Goddamn. I mean, cum on.
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Aug 7, 2020 16:33
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No way that dog nut was still piping hot, sitting in a small mug like that
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Martian posted:Bad(?) news everyone Death of the author, Jim. It means a lot to the community that Jon ate cum.
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BrotherJayne posted:Seconded. Unless someone can post a clip of someone mispronouncing caught, I will continue to insist that this is some strange conspiracy I looked it up. It turns out that they pronounce caught correctly but mispronounce cot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3NHCJDq7M
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Aug 7, 2020 17:22
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Slimy Hog posted:I usually like dialect talk, but somehow y'all made it boring 
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Phlegmish posted:Some people say the US is bland and generic, the result of the entirety of Western culture (already boringly dominant) being thrown into a homogenizer machine and then spread out over an entire continent. What the gently caress is a km?
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Skwirl posted:What the gently caress is a km? Thirty bucks, same as downtown
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A Moose posted:The Japanese people are famous for having 1000 words for "sword" And they are all pronounced "sword"
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Okay everyone, we've had our fun, but the "I don't personally find this derail interesting" brigade is getting riled up so back to comics.
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Aug 7, 2020 18:08
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That's clearly dog semen but does this comic indicate that Jim Davis thinks you get pregnant by drinking it?
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Aug 7, 2020 18:26
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The Moon Monster posted:That's clearly dog semen but does this comic indicate that Jim Davis thinks you get pregnant by drinking it? Probably some girl used that as an excuse not to blow him and he just thinks its true
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The Moon Monster posted:That's clearly dog semen but does this comic indicate that Jim Davis thinks you get pregnant by drinking it? I think the vet is making a joke in universe.
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Slimy Hog posted:I usually like dialect talk, but somehow y'all made it boring Funny, I'm usually utterly bored by dialect talk, but somehow y'all made it boring
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Aug 7, 2020 19:18
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mysterious frankie posted:Ok, but how do you guys pronounce sword?
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Supersonic Shine posted:Sore D How i felt after visiting your mom
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I'm assuming that my decision to never read any post in this thread that doesn't have a comic in it is still serving me well
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Gimme some of that sweet sweet tickle juice
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RFC2324 posted:Probably some girl used that as an excuse not to blow him and he just thinks its true "I'm sorry Jim, I can't because uh... I drank some dog jizz and now I'm gonna have puppies."
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RFC2324 posted:Probably some girl used that as an excuse not to blow him and he just thinks its true pfft, who among us wouldn’t be thrilled to blow a man of the caliber of jim davis? right? guys?
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Jim "Sex Machine" Davis
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Dunno if it needs to be explained again but the original joke was that Jim Davis grew up on a farm and is used to fertility drugs for animals being a thing.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Dunno if it needs to be explained again but the original joke was that Jim Davis grew up on a farm and is used to fertility drugs for animals being a thing. You think that, but the original joke is actually that Liz's potent dog sperm got Jon pregnant.
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He swallowed puppy eggs and they are going to hatch and burst out of his stomach, obviously.
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