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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol this curve could only work with mirrors, unless it's got a display in it. not really sure how digital recording affects vampires though.


The lack of reflection is because once upon a time, mirrors were made of silver. Modern mirrors (incl. telescope mirrors) are coated with aluminum and would reflect a vampire just fine.
:goonsay:

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The lack of reflection is because once upon a time, mirrors were made of silver. Modern mirrors (incl. telescope mirrors) are coated with aluminum and would reflect a vampire just fine.
:goonsay:

OH. Thought it might have something to do with silver. Thanks :cheers:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vampires aren't werewolves, though. Well, most of them aren't.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Vampires aren't werewolves, though. Well, most of them aren't.

silver still works on them, like it does most supernatural being

poo poo man, what are you going to do when a Clurichaun comes for you?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

silver still works on them, like it does most supernatural being

Lol yeah wanna see you try to shoot a tonttu with a silver bullet.

No, really.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lol yeah wanna see you try to shoot a tonttu with a silver bullet.

No, really.

I like my gifts from Santa tho :ohdear:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Santa can be killed with silver bullets, but then you become santa.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
FURTHERMORE the suits and helmets would be visible even with mirrors. Unless ::snort:: you're implying the suits are made from some fantastical vampire fabric?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Vampires aren't real, you guys :rolleyes:

If vampires aren't real then why do I feel like my life is slowly being drained out of me by a predatory conspiracy of shadowy ghouls, huh?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



mysterious frankie posted:

If vampires aren't real then why do I feel like my life is slowly being drained out of me by a predatory conspiracy of shadowy ghouls, huh?

:911:

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

The black rings are localized gravity distortion field generators.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Vampire Nano-weave is definitely a metal-gear technology.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

mysterious frankie posted:

If vampires aren't real then why do I feel like my life is slowly being drained out of me by a predatory conspiracy of shadowy ghouls, huh?

:capitalism:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Oh, I thought it might have been undiagnosed type 2 diabetes and a psychotic disorder, but, eh, six of one...

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene posted:

Vampires aren't real, you guys :rolleyes:

Turn off your monitor.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Captain Hygiene posted:

Vampires aren't real, you guys :rolleyes:

That's just what a vampire would say :tinfoil:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I am absolutely not a vampire, the fact that I have spent the last two months completely shunning sunlight is completely irrelevant.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 
How can telescopes be real if our our mirrors aren’t?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Vampires aren't real, you guys :rolleyes:

How would we know? Our retinas are mirrors.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
There are two important differences between vampires and capitalists:

1) Vampires are sexy and cool
2) Vampires have weaknesses that make them stoppable :sigh:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:ussr:I think you'll find that capitalists have a distinct weakness to a violent uprising, and we've got better arms than crosses and wooden stakes.:tfrxmas:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Dr Christmas posted:

There are two important differences between vampires and capitalists:

1) Vampires are sexy and cool
Only in media created my multinational corporations!

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The only vampire I’ll gently caress Is a peter watts vampire

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Kennel posted:

Only in media created my multinational corporations!
Bram Stoker Inc

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

CAROL posted:

The only vampire I’ll gently caress Is a peter watts vampire

:yeah:

Piss Meridian has a new favorite as of 01:00 on May 22, 2020

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

I'm outraged because the first telescope without mirrors (a refractor; 1608) predates the first telescope with mirrors (a reflector; 1668)!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Vampires aren't real, you guys :rolleyes:

Vampires turn into bats.
Bats are bugs.
Bugs are real.

Ipso facto therefore and subsequently and so on and so forth Vampires are real.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BrigadierSensible posted:

Vampires turn into bats.
Bats are bugs.
Bugs are real.

Ipso facto therefore and subsequently and so on and so forth Vampires are real.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Post your favorite comic: it's always been filthy or filth-adjacent*
Post your favorite comic: an actual genuine undisguised boner

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Knormal posted:

Post your favorite comic: an actual genuine undisguised boner

:hmmyes:

e: hell given that Batman comic, it's relevant another 2x

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The lack of reflection is because once upon a time, mirrors were made of silver. Modern mirrors (incl. telescope mirrors) are coated with aluminum and would reflect a vampire just fine.
:goonsay:

Various supernatural beings, including various versions of the vampire, not reflecting in folklore predates silver-backed mirrors by a long time. Not only are there such creatures in the folklore of places that used bronze mirrors, it shows up in the traditions of some cultures that didn't have metalworking at all.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gnoman posted:

Various supernatural beings, including various versions of the vampire, not reflecting in folklore predates silver-backed mirrors by a long time. Not only are there such creatures in the folklore of places that used bronze mirrors, it shows up in the traditions of some cultures that didn't have metalworking at all.

What cultures had mirrors and no metal working?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Skwirl posted:

What cultures had mirrors and no metal working?

Uhhh he didn't say that. He said that supernatural creatures not having reflections appear in the folklore of cultures that didn't have metalworking. Other things reflect than man-made mirrors.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Resting Lich Face posted:

Uhhh he didn't say that. He said that supernatural creatures not having reflections appear in the folklore of cultures that didn't have metalworking. Other things reflect than man-made mirrors.

So they sneak up when your bending over a lake to get water? That just means they stay low to the ground, that doesn't mean they don't have reflection.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




I've seen quite a few native stories were a monster is revealed because they did not reflect (or reflected differently) in the stream that both they and the protagonist were crossing over. The "silver reveals" thing is a modern retroexplanation.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gnoman posted:

I've seen quite a few native stories were a monster is revealed because they did not reflect (or reflected differently) in the stream that both they and the protagonist were crossing over. The "silver reveals" thing is a modern retroexplanation.

Vampires can't cross running water, so it wouldn't come up.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
What if only your clothes are vampires would all mirrors just show you naked?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Oh cool, i learned something from the comics thread, thanks

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Sleve McDichael
Feb 11, 2019

~nice~

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Oh cool, i learned something from the comics thread, thanks



Holy poo poo, this is the day I never thought would come: I just laughed at Achewood :aaaaa:

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