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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Samovar posted:

Oh, sorry - what I heard was that the setting of these romances allowed for a relatively mainstream exploration of romantic relationships where there are rules/code of conduct which effectively 'protects' characters from the dangers that one can have with more modern-day relationships.

What in all the hells does this even mean?

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Foxfire_ posted:

Count of Monte Cristo belongs in the media that did not age well thread. There's a subplot with the Count buying a child slave, raising her, then marrying her in the end. (Not included in the Wishbone version)

Alexandre Dumas's grandmother was a slave under similar circumstances, for some context.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What in all the hells does this even mean?

people like romance in book because no chance of rejection

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

people like romance in book because no chance of rejection

Have ever read book?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Foxfire_ posted:

Count of Monte Cristo belongs in the media that did not age well thread. There's a subplot with the Count buying a child slave, raising her, then marrying her in the end. (Not included in the Wishbone version)

It gets kinda weird as he didn't actually intend to marry her, and basically is keeping her around as a weapon since she can expose the treachery of one of the people the Count is out for revenge against, but she fell in love with him anyway and he's basically 'Oh, what the hey'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I've been rejected by LOTS of books

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I rejected The Count of Monte Cristo when I realized there were only a few chapters left and the awesome twist in the 2002 movie couldn't happen

Took me a year to finally go back and finish

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've been rejected by LOTS of books

:saddumb::hf::saddumb:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Reject book, return to munky.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


what if it was the count of monte crisco and it was about the heir to a vegetable shortening fortune

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Sounds like a byob project.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
One of Apollo Creed's ring nicknames was The Count of Monte Fisto

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Phy posted:

One of Apollo Creed's ring nicknames was The Count of Monte Fisto

But not for the reason you think!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

FFT posted:

I rejected The Count of Monte Cristo when I realized there were only a few chapters left and the awesome twist in the 2002 movie couldn't happen

Took me a year to finally go back and finish

What's the twist in the movie?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JohnnyCallicutt/status/1380526334494044162

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nancy always knows the score.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

My other hobby is DINOSAUR RODEOS

My prosecution is 'cricket-style'

Check This Out

Beartato I can't go back to prison

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

projecthalaxy posted:

what if it was the count of monte crisco and it was about the heir to a vegetable shortening fortune

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


That's just Stranger in a Strange Land.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

What's the twist in the movie?
albert's dad

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier



goddamn that's good

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




rofl

ps i would definitely eat jesus kidneys

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I don't say this much for regular Powerup Comics, but: lol

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Ocean of Milk
Jun 25, 2018

oh yeah
Thought of bees and died

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my wife had left me, and she had taken my giant marshmallow with her.

It's rude to interrupt someone

Cats can siphon matter from pocket dimensions, Beartato. Everyone knows that.

Learning: It's Rad

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

baw posted:

i fuckin love nedroid

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

200 diastolic is already dead, right?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

ikanreed posted:

200 diastolic is already dead, right?

I would presume it's temperature.

Either that or Jucika is attractive enough to cause the dead to walk.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ikanreed posted:

200 diastolic is already dead, right?

I mean not dead, but anything over 180 is a bad sign.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Josef bugman posted:

I would presume it's temperature.

Either that or Jucika is attractive enough to cause the dead to walk.

That's what fevers are like where you live on the surface of venus?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Josef bugman posted:

I would presume it's temperature.

Either that or Jucika is attractive enough to cause the dead to walk.

120*F is, of course, a very normal temperature

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Also: temperature is measured using a stethescope and armband.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's probably metric blood pressure

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Arrhythmia posted:

Also: temperature is measured using a stethescope and armband.

that's an iv. they used to check your temperature by filling up a thermometer with your blood. hosed up but true

also, back then, people had really hot blood

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Aardvark! posted:

also, back then, people had really hot blood

go on and check it. and see

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