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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

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davidspackage posted:

You mean Jack, the hardworking upstanding father figure who is thwarted in rightfully disciplining his son by his feminazi libtard wife and an old ni

Finally, somebody who gets Stanley Kubrick

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Apr 25, 2007

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Depends on if you're north or south of the equator. Peak efficiency should work with the Coriolis effect, not against it. Improper calibration could lead to bowel impaction or, worst case scenario, oral defecation

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Apr 25, 2007

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holy smokes that dog is big

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Apr 25, 2007

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Nitrox posted:

Be the change you want to see in the world



I'm the building that talks in every second panel so that Scott Adams doesn't have to use his cripple hands to copy and paste the same two characters a third time

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Apr 25, 2007

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I give the joke a 4 out of 10 but jesus christ that execution :shittypop:

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Apr 25, 2007

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leave it to the PYF comics thread to tell me that Jack Elrod died

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Apr 25, 2007

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tfw you trying to drown your dumb baby but your fat neighbor keeps swimming into the lake to save it

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Apr 25, 2007

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Okay goons, I'm trying to remember the name of a webcomic that I used to read. Its a single panel webcomic updated pretty frequently (I think daily or at least 3 days/week), might still be running. No running characters or anything, just drawings of dumpy people with hand-written text on the image. Jokes were usually anti-humor and quasi-depressing. Art was poor, like "probably done on MS Paint" poor or "step below SMBC" poor, but not crap stick figures like Cyanide & Happiness or Pictures For Sad Children.

In exchange for helping me recover this comic, I'll remind you all that http://www.bugmartini.com/ exists and is basically the spiritual successor to classic Bloom County.

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Apr 25, 2007

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zygnal posted:

Was it Dr. Fun? Characters were always very "lumpy"...

https://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/ar00519.htm

Nope! These were more dumpy than lumpy, sort of a Gary Larson type build.

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Apr 25, 2007

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So far everybody is striking out on this one, despite my super helpful clues.

Also some really bad opinions on bug martini itt. Sorry it's not about a dog man dry humping an owl man, know you guys eat that poo poo up

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Apr 25, 2007

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Comptroll The Forums posted:

Okay goons, I'm trying to remember the name of a webcomic that I used to read. Its a single panel webcomic updated pretty frequently (I think daily or at least 3 days/week), might still be running. No running characters or anything, just drawings of dumpy people with hand-written text on the image. Jokes were usually anti-humor and quasi-depressing. Art was poor, like "probably done on MS Paint" poor or "step below SMBC" poor, but not crap stick figures like Cyanide & Happiness or Pictures For Sad Children.

In exchange for helping me recover this comic, I'll remind you all that http://www.bugmartini.com/ exists and is basically the spiritual successor to classic Bloom County.

:siren: MYSTERY SOLVED :siren:

I'm sure everybody's been waiting for the riveting conclusion to this utter waste of time. Hauled my old computer out of storage and booted it up so I could open my old bookmarks. The mystery comic is: The Bad Chemicals.











I'm so sorry (not sorry)

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Apr 25, 2007

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yes but bearly

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Apr 25, 2007

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Efexeye posted:

congratulations, you found a whomp that doesn't blow, because it isn't a self insert

lol, just lol at this man who thinks this isn't a self-insert about a rotund man who is worried about whether it is okay to sit next to people on public transportation

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Apr 25, 2007

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Wait, so the dog can talk? And the boy is the one named Tintin? Just what the fancy heck is happening in these comics my word

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Apr 25, 2007

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piss fetish just as bad as furries imho, get that poo poo out of here

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Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 00:16 on May 9, 2017

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Apr 25, 2007

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Marmaduke dislocates owner man's arm. Owner man whimpers and begs Marmaduke to be more gentle. Later Marmaduke fucks owner cuck's wife. "Marmaduke you are so goddamned big," she moans

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Apr 25, 2007

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oldpainless posted:

You know the twilight zone movie where the kid has powers and could destroy everyone if he wanted so everyone lives in fear and pretends everything the kid does is good and funny? That's marmaduke

Especially the pretending it's good and funny part hohohohoho :wal: :stat:

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Apr 25, 2007

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If the doc is going to pick my gender, he could have at least picked out a bigger dick for me t:mad:

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Apr 25, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKExctJ2T_o

:confused:

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Apr 25, 2007

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Exactly why you should start calling to reserve a spot in hell at least one year before you plan to die.

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Apr 25, 2007

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You gotta step up your image searching game. :cmon:



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Karate Bastard posted:

RRRAAAAH!                                 FWOOM FWOOM
                                                      FWOOM

FWOOM   FWOOM                     FWOOM
FWOOM   FWOOM                     FWOOM   sob

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Apr 25, 2007

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Somebody else do loss, I'm too loving tired

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Apr 25, 2007

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Almost exclusively

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Apr 25, 2007

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Leave it to a literal bird to worry that somebody saying a word over and over again will cause others to repeat it :rolleyes:

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Apr 25, 2007

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Budgerigar, please

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Apr 25, 2007

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Loucks posted:

I believe the poster is offering to get LaB stoned and fed.

No no, I didn't say "smoke grass, fed bird," I said "smoked, grass-fed bird"! :chef:

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Apr 25, 2007

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Don't see how he's going to be able to breathe down there without a nose

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Apr 25, 2007

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Where's my goddamned furry pun

You sold out fox dad :mad:

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Apr 25, 2007

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Steven Seagal is the turd that demolishes the other turds in the bowl and then just looks at you unemoting, king poo poo.

Eat more fiber

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Apr 25, 2007

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Who What Now posted:

Why list BDSM and masochism?

He really likes masochism

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Apr 25, 2007

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Those aren't tears, that's hedgehog cum.

Source: hedgehog cumologist

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Apr 25, 2007

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Seig howl! :furcry:

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Apr 25, 2007

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Please don't spoil my porn parody, Gayweather v. DickGregor.

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Apr 25, 2007

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Does Supergirl not wear underwear under her costume? I've really underestimated the CW.

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Apr 25, 2007

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dad thicc, so what?

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Apr 25, 2007

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Rip it? Well okay, if you say so

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Apr 25, 2007

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Is it insufferable? Try xkcd

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Apr 25, 2007

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That is not how orgy babies work

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Apr 25, 2007

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Oh christ, not another "geese are terrifying/actually no just kick the little shits" derail.

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