PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

hhhat posted:

Nancy has somehow become great

New artist, who's a woman so a lot of stupid people on the internet are acting like you'd expect.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 19:21

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:08

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 19:37

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I think unless they were gamers themselves (and a good chunk of people are not, even among millennial parents), they'll probably just call it whatever the first video game system their child begged them for. For a while everything was a "playstation."

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 20:19

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hhhat posted:

I feel like they should be forced to include a ♂ in their username at this point for easy identification

I just read some Nancy comics and they were tight

I was trying to read from the beginning of the new run and forgot she only started part way through May so I accidently read some stuff from the previous artist/writer and jesus christ it's dire.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 20:25

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

R. Crumb's ideal woman

Would.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 08:48

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My favorite Achewood is the mashup with Mr. Hyde in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 22:10

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Kennel posted:

In the third panel they say "Yes yes yes yes yes!!!" in Norwegian.

Does Norwegian use inverted exclamation points?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 21:16

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cant cook creole bream posted:

Yes they do. Most people call them "i".

People being pedantic and willfully obtuse at the same time are terrible people.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 21:52

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Besesoth posted:

Veering slightly off-topic, but my favorite is still "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here".

I know I just called someone out for being pedantic, but it's "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 23:54

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Tiberius Christ posted:

broke: abolish prostitution

woke: unionize sex workers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZaVTKzFdGA

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 18:11

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I don't like the happy comics and I don't like the depressed cynical comics I only like the ones that have come completely unmoored from reality.

idgi

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 21:30

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The Snagglepuss comic is about the social difficulties of being a gay playwright in the 50's.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 17:47

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It also produces good comics occasionally, Batman vs Elmer Fudd was also well received.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 00:22

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NorgLyle posted:

DC Comics has been publishing intentionally weird takes on all the Hannah Barbara properties basically in a hope that spurring internet discussion and creating dumb memes ("We committed a war crime, Barney") will somehow translate into people buying comic books.

"We committed a genocide Barney" was both part of a story line that was a vietnam metaphor and vaguely related actual anthropology (our species coexisted alongside neanderthals for awhile and then we didn't).

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 01:57

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morallyobjected posted:

if you know what kind of door it is, a truth-speaking door and a lie-speaking door are equally useful

Only if you stick entirely to yes or no questions.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 21:40

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cant cook creole bream posted:

He wouldn't have to explain it to every new customer, though.

I would make a sign

cant cook creole bream posted:

Let's extend it to binary choices and I agree.

Actually I realized there are almost as many ways to tell the truth without telling someone what they actually want to know as there are to tell a lie so it's kind of a wash.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 21:48

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Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/LumpyTouch/status/1051014498318872576

Loses points for not being green-scale

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 21:59

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Who What Now posted:

If you don't want to see someone draw something funny then why are you reading comics and not a joke book?

Bill Watterson said of his own work that good writing made up for bad art way more than good art made up for bad writing.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 08:05

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https://twitter.com/iamhoneydill/status/1053068896935256064

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 07:32

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Beerdeer posted:

On the off chance you're being sincere, it chops off heads so the guy puts a picture of a man whose head isn't attached to his body, it also looks like the common sign for a men's restroom.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 02:30

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Besesoth posted:

I genuinely can't figure out why these dumb-rear end "gotchas" blew up again over the last few months and I cannot wait until they go away again. They're anti-clever, annihilating intelligent conversation wherever they show up.

Do you want a hertz donut?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 05:00

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Lizard Combatant posted:

Aunt May isn't his mom, drangus

Maybe not biologically, but she's definitely his mom

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 17:46

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Lizard Combatant posted:

I don't know much about spudderman, but he calls her Aunt May not Mom May.

It's the woman that raised him since he was a small child.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 18:04

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Beachcomber posted:

I don't believe that guy would know the Vietnam monk existed, let alone what he looked like.

I'm sure he has a Rage Against the Machine cd.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 19:33

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The Moon Monster posted:

I'll have you know, thegentlemansarmchair.com, that I enjoy the outdoor sports of hunting, fishing, and sailing, and the indoor sports of poker, chess, pool, and pipe collecting.

Sailing and pool are technically sports, the rest are just activities.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 22:47

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ItBreathes posted:

Sailing is only a sport if done competitively, and even then it's a sport in the same way polo is. Pool is not a sport.

There's a reason I said "technically" but pool has an opponent, a goal and a modicum of physical ability, how is it not a sport?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Sports are good to participate in, lame to spectate. People who get invested in a sports team are worse than gamers, because at least gamers actually challenge themselves, unlike sports fan who go to stadia and/or bars and cheer real good/get into fights.

This is super dumb and wrong, Obviously there are dumb violent sports fans, but those fuckers are going to be dumb and violent whatever happens and it's nice to cheer for something with your city's name on it and also see peak athleticism trying itss hardest.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 02:29

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ItBreathes posted:

Like, is darts a sport? Because I feel darts takes more dexterity than pool.

Probably? Oh wait, it doesn't involve a ball, so no.

I'm apparently the arbitrator of what is and is not sports.

It's like pornography and the supreme court "I know it when I see it."

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 03:16

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Existential terror for kids!

The very first Peanuts strip is still one of my favorite comics of all time

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 18:22

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500 good dogs posted:

any of those panels would make for an awesome avatar who wants to be cursed

I'll take 1 or 4 if you're buying.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 03:43

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https://twitter.com/FamousCeleb/status/1063344525265891329

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 01:32

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Covski posted:

The womb service one was actually a bit funny.

I'm unreasonably annoyed by the "virgin and prostitute" one though, since such a thing is absolutely possible.

I think they usually go by "sensual massage" when they only do handies.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 02:32

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Volcott posted:

Is a chimpmanzee criminally liable if they kill someone?

No, they would have just executed him under some sort of dangerous animals law.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 06:22

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

I believe there was also a Sandman side-story about a character like that.

Yeah, it was a reference to the old DC book. Most people forget that initially Neil Gaiman's Sandman was explicitly part of the DC universe.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 04:57

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Oh for gently caress's sake.

https://twitter.com/shallowbrigade/status/1091178639855624192

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 05:58

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Just assume every white dude who was a successful writer in the 70s said something terrible about women or minorities back then.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2019 21:22

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Slippery posted:

Oh, wow, thanks! But, I swear the phrase sounded differently and the other lyrics were unrelated...I seem to remember it as the theme song from a show, something from the mid 80s maybe.

or my mind is just playing tricks on me like those people who remember a shaq genie movie that never existed or whatever

Might have been sampled in something. Or you heard a cover.

Shaq did play a genie, people mistakenly think Sinbad did.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 06:40

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https://twitter.com/jakelikesonions/status/1095745840696700928?s=19

# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 17:32

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boar guy posted:

did anyone watch the original run. i did. how can you say it holds up if you didnt watch it in the original context

no, im not high, and i didnt move the goalposts, i just wasnt clear in my original statement.

seinfeld sucks in a modern context, was that statement, btw

Why would it matter if he watched it in its original context? A show holds up if its good now, regardless of whatever perceived qualities it had or lacked in the mid 90s. Die Hard totally holds up and it too wouldn't work if John McClain had a cell phone.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2019 20:48

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Brewmaster posted:

Mario comics!!!

This one made me laugh.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 20:55

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:08

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HAmbONE posted:

I just took one of the first GIS results, I have the comics and I don't remember her being able to phase through matter. She was more like a super-regenerative sentient zombie. Time to read them again

She's a ghost for a bit in her mini that came out after X-Statix ended.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 06:22

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